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hanneeim

Hey:* I'm really norwegian, but pretend to be british because british people are cool.

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hanneeim

I am just one step away from being rich, all i need now is money.

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"Would you like a bag?"

"Oh, No thanks, I'll just carry these 20 itemes on my head."

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Haiku about getting out of bed:

no, no, no, no, no
no, no, no, no, no, no, no
no, no, no, no, no.

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You only live once?

FALSE.
You live everyday. You only die once.

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Running away doesn't help you with your problems, unless you're fat.

Then yeah, run.

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I might still be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

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Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

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$Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.$

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