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The trouble with jogging is, by the time you realize you're not fit for it, it's too far to walk back •

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On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese.
I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table, and onto the floor.
And then my poor meatball, rolled out the door...

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My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

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Sun goes down earlier for short people.

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I like to be alone.
But I would rather be alone with you.

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A lot of people cry when they cut onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond.

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Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

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If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

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