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rishiprakash

tomorrow (noun)

a mystical land where 99 percent of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.

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I have just one word for beautiful women with questionable morals, poor decision making skills and an insatiable sex drive:

"Hi".

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The closest I get to church is making a woman scream, "oh, godddd."

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Today a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.....apparently "in HD" was not the right answer...

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Some talk to you in their free time
&
some free time to talk to you

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-Police: 'Knock Knock'
-Me: Who is it?
-Police: It's the Police!
-Me: What do you want?
-P: We just wanna talk.
-M: How many of you are there?
-P: 2
-M: Then Talk to each other

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men use love to get sex. women use sex to get love. I use coupons to get pizza

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I would not want to be involved in a fight with a person who bleeds every month and still lives.

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