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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind, it's too long."

Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Nevermind, you won't get it."

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Biting the pillow is the best form of breakfast in bed.

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moanday
tongueday
wetday
thirstday
freakday
sexday
suckday

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I like the nights.

Some of my best days were nights.

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I WOULD LOSE WEIGHT

BUT I HATE LOSING

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others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

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Hey there Friday,
I've been waiting to see your sexy ass since Monday...let's do this.

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