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my fondest childhood memory is thinking that $100 is a lot of money.

Cleaning is like gambling
You might do okay for a while
But in the long run
THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS

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My body is a temple, ancient, crumbling,and probably cursed, or haunted

If you don't have anything nice to say,
just say it sarcastically

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The highway of life is paved with flattened squirrels, who could not make a decision

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The highway of life is paved with flattened squirrels, who could not make a decision

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All of my goals in life
Seem to have
really good
goalies

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All of my goals in life
seem to have really good. goalies

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Never be ashamed are of being who you are
Because that is your parents job

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Never be ashamed are of being who you are
Because that is your parents job

silence is golden
unless you have a toddler
then silence is very very suspicious

Whoever said that we are our own worst critics
Never went to grad school

Behind every successful woman there is a man;
staring at her ass

we will not be punished for or anger we will be punished by it

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never play with a woman's heart
it's the only one
play with her breasts instead she has two