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I still don't know what I'm wearing to the living room for Thanksgiving.

I may not go.
I know you need me. But I need me more.
Best way to learn
              cross country skiing








is to start with
                         a small country.
Dear Santa,
I've been good all year.
Most of the time.
Once in a while.
Never mind,
I'll buy my own stuff.
If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just start making patterns in their crops and leave







gently she whispered
the universe in his ear
and the world made sense
If 2020 were a race we would have had a bad start
Break your silence.
Sometimes 

you just have 
to turn the day
 
Off and On again

and see if it's fixed.
I WAS GOING TO WISH YOU HAPPY TURKEY DAY BUT I DIDN'T WAN'T TO USE ANY FOWL LANGUAGE??




             Its always either
        below the surface or 
            above the clouds

If you have to start somewhere, start with your mindset. Believe that you are capable of more than your habits, circumstances and compulsions.
The good thing about staying home because of COVID-19 is that you can spend so much more time with your family.


The bad thing about staying home because of COVID-19 is that you can spend so much more time with your family.
What's all about people's obsession with "winning"?

Is it not enough to simply be happy with what you have or can do?

It's a little early for a cocktail. When did you start drinking? - 
March!



SAY WHAT YOU MEAN,
BUT DON'T SAY IT MEAN
Failure isn't the opposite of success -- it's part of it.

Which is more important... the journey or the destination? 

The company.



When you know yourself at a deeper level, you realise that you have already arrived.




Be the same person privately, publicly, 
and personally.
A recent study found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

I can't remember the last time I ate 
a monkey
What I've learned from entertaining kids...
Don't do something once if you're not willing to do it a hundred times.
Failure isn't the opposite of success -- it's part of it.

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are we going to let  
COVID out do the Grinch?
Telling someone how you feel will never ruin a 
real connection.
it's okay if you fall apart - sometimes tacos fall apart, and we still love them.



I am made of two worlds;
one in which I exist to hold everything together, and the other where I watch myself constantly fall apart.
I dont care if you stare.














 

                                                                        I am there.
you think i'm far away? we're living on the same planet in an infinite universe. think about it.. 
..again
.
don't get lost in things that simply don't exist.




My twelve year old daughter just got expelled...

from home school.





  Body wants sex... Heart 
  wants love... Soul NEEDS 
  peace.

“I am no longer accepting the things I cannot change. 

I am changing the things I cannot accept.”

 Angela Y. Davis
It's Sunday, So Suck It Up!!








the dark pool of time
stirs as ripples of life pass
from pond to ocean
You lift me up
I catch your fall




 If not now,
 then when?




 
 
 I just want 
 to give you love.
I'm alive!

Everything 
is not that bad when we calm 
down.
Well, at least 2020 gave us excuse to eat the whole bag of chips and also the reason to have to stop and put them down to hear the new lockdown rules.

ME AND YOU ARE FRIENDS...
YOU SMILE, I SMILE...
YOU HURT, I HURT...
YOU CRY, I CRY...
YOU JUMP OFF A BRIDGE,
I'M GONNA MISS YOU.
Funny how they're all confident, until you ask them some questions.
life is a very cunning thing - 
as soon as you feel you've finally got all the right cards,
it begins to play chess.
WHAT IF YOU'RE IN HELL & GET MAD AT SOMEONE...
WHERE DO YOU TELL THEM TO GO?
It's a singing power ballads into your hairbrush kinda day

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT





     LISTEN TO SILENCE

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.