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Five years ago today we published this app called Boldomatic.
i sometimes wonder what happened to the people who asked ME for directions •.•







If a random smile 
from a stranger can 
change the course 
of someone's life, 
just think what 
else is possible...






Random colored squares filled by random people posting random thoughts - who knew random could come to mean so much?
HE
CALLED
ME
A 
BITCH..
I CALLED
HIM AN 
AMBULANCE :-))






Maybe the things we can't change end up changing us.
Don't underestimate yourself!  You can do hard things. Like making coffee in the morning before you've had any coffee.




The finest nation 
is imagination.
You can put “fuck”, or “fucking” pretty fucking much fucking randomly anywhere in a fucking sentence and fucking still be grammatically fucking correct
The universe just fucking knows when souls are wired to wreck the world together.



If you're not having fun, then what's the fucking point?
I'm not usually this fucking polite
Confidence is silent insecurities are loud
A SMILE IS A SMILE NO MATTER THE 
FACE,


A SOUL IS A SOUL NO MATTER THE RACE.




Music is my escape from all bullshit in life
the only thing people hate more than lies is the TRUTH.








       A hard decision:
Walk away or try harder!
  - HOBOSEXUAL -

• Someone that enters into a relationship to prevent themselves from being homeless •
LIFE IS ALL ABOUT ASS!
YOU'RE EITHER COVERING IT, KICKING IT, LAUGHING IT OFF, KISSING IT, BUSTING IT, TRYING TO GET A PIECE OF IT, BEHAVING LIKE ONE OR
LIVING WITH ONE!
Let's go elbow deep into the turkey! 

Grandma's next.
Oh I love Thanksgiving.








                                    to be heard
                             is to be healed
Fuck Sexy

Can someone bring back intelligence ?

... and common sense  ?





unleash your inner bunny!
If you have to buy stuff to store your stuff, 
you might have too much stuff.
You can put “fuck”, or “fucking” pretty fucking much fucking randomly anywhere in a fucking sentence and fucking still be grammatically fucking correct
SO I WAS AT WALMART'

AND A LADY WAS LOOKING AT FROZEN TURKEY'S BUT SHE COULDN 'T FIND ONE BIG ENOUGH,
SHE ASKED THE STOCK BOY "DO THESE TURKEY'S GET ANY BIGGER"
IN A STRAIT FACD THE STOCK BOY REPLIED "NO 
 MAM THEIR DEAD"






Maybe the things we can't change end up changing us.
Now I can say it. My password is r&om.
              Zufälle

                sind
unvorhergesehene
         Ereignisse,
           die einen
        Sinn haben.
Good luck to everyone making the Thanksgiving sex gamble tonight. May you only release the fluids you desire.
reminder: if the fire fighters have to show up at your house today for any reason you are obligated to feed them.
a year has passed and the only thing that's changed is my phone case color.
If you want to conquer fear, don't sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy.

         Dale Carnegie
already regretting the decisions i'll make in 2018

You can't always get what you want

But if you try, sometimes you get what you need





Fuck texting.
I want you here.



I just hate everyone right now

Beginnender Weihnachts-rausch... (ohne Alkohol)




Trying to do wank,
Too many interruptions,
Lost the boner now.




Alcohol can be a solvent for your soul

6+3=9
but so does 4+5

The way you do things is not always the only way to do them.

Respect other people's way of thinking.




                    Der Zufall
       ist der einzig legitime
 Herrscher des Universums.
did you brush your skeleton today?
Take the risk or lose the chance.
Hey, it never said not to eat the shampoo!

Oh wait.. yes it does..


the bird is eat, the diet is beat, back to basics until the next holiday treat feat



odd how people you would have died for at one time are  dead to you at another

Even if you are hopeless, hope is all you have

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT





     LISTEN TO SILENCE

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.