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The trick is to make you believe that i'm real. I'm not. There is no trick. You screw everything up and to make it easier for yourself, you damn me.
It's hard to dream about anything when reality is being shoved down your throat


The abuser will tell you that it is your reaction to the abuse that is the problem


Not their abuse
Don't judge a book by its movie
The "E" in racism stands for Education
"How wonderful life is while you're in the world."



"If you're going through hell, keep going."
"It's never going to happen."  The Devil says. But I put on my seatbelt anyway.

"It's never going to happen." He whispers as 
I carry on practising, getting back up, trying harder, chasing my dreams.
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A secret to hapiness is letting every situation be what it is instead of what you think it should be, and then making the best of it
Du bist hin und wieder,
unwiderstehlich gut zu ertragen.


Weiter so.
When her feet hit the floor in the morning, the devil says to himself ' shit, she's awake'.
I'm not ignoring you. See, here's a "Fuck you" just for you.
    HAPPY 
 BIRTHDAY 
     TO ME


I already want to take a nap
tomorrow


There's something in the 
shadows, and you're a
player in the dark




so if an empty mind is the devil's workshop, can we hope an empty heart is an angels playground?

All you need is love and great hair




Sometimes the devil within us doesn't let us see the goodness in others...


Injustice anywhere is a 
threat to justice
everywhere

Never make fun of 
someone if they
mispronounce a word;
it means they learned
it by reading.




  You don't need a song. 
  You need a friend.

People only shout about 
their 'Greatness' when they
have a deep insecurity.




Ich bin so viel mehr

Wenn ich mit dir bin.





 The hardest thing to do for 
 a strong woman is to have 
 a weak man by her side.
I have an omg moment 
at least once each day.








For example, when I realize I didn't die overnight.
 All I Was  Able To    Say Was  =OMG=


When I Get Knocked Down I Get Up Again Ain't Nothing Gunna Keep Me Down!!
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wieso klagt eigentlich jemand gegen etwas das er selber tut?

“Do I reeaaaally want to deal with all those clueless virgins after I blow myself up??” 


~Existentialist Islamic Terrorist

All you need is love and great hair




I need to 
stay strong.
ALEXA, bin ich hübsch?


Ich habe sieben Schönheitschirurgen in Deiner Nähe gefunden...
Fact: 

Godsmitetit doesn't sound as goddamn-y as goddammit.
Today is is "Cat World Domination Day".






Am I the only one who knew about this day?

My sincerest apologies. Some of you have been flirting with me and I didn't notice, nor did I reciprocate. I still feel dirty though so I guess it wasn't all for naught.
DU KANNST KEIN NEUES KAPITEL IN DEINEM LEBEN BEGINNEN, WENN DU DAS VORHERIGE IMMER UND IMMER WIEDER LIEST.
Well
The devils mission is over, whatever mission in life that you may undertake, try it without planning, then the fun of doing it takes over and the imagination swings into high gear.




When you have a spicy mid afternoon day dream of a cold spaghetti salad on a hot summer day
Never ever.

It seems there aren't as many Trudys as there used to be. 

Was there a culling I didn't hear about??
Where you going? No where fast.


I already want to take a nap
tomorrow
Hi! Wie geht's? (2Sek)

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Okay, alles klar. Mach's gut!


ZUHÖREN KANN ICH.

REPENT! MY BUTT IS NEAR!!

Der Sonn_tag hat die meisten Follower.

“I'll tie you up in the courts like a hentai tentacle monster,” is a line you never hear in those legal procedural dramas.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"





     LISTEN TO SILENCE

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.