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The trees are about to show us how lovely it is to let things go.
The good thing about the past is that we don't have to feel guilty about it but we can learn from it.
A big ego thinks the problem is someone else.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll still get run over if you just sit there.
Wealth is not measured by how
much you have
but by how little 
you need

Be content.


If it feels good
in your heart
and in your
soul,
you should
 do it more often.
Stecken sie bitte ihre EC-Karte ein.

Andersrum. 
Unten. 
Drehen. 
Nochmal drehen. 
Handstand. 
Moonwalk. 
Bauchtanz.
Man is the most insane species.

He worshíps an invisible God & destroys a visible nature.

Unaware that the nature he is destroying is this God he is worshiping.

The risk I took was calculated. But man,
am I bad at math.

give me
something 
to love.


If you're not weird. . .


Don't expect me to understand you.
Funny guys are dangerous.








They'll make you laugh and laugh and laugh and boom, you're naked!
Everybody's got an opinion that nobody asked for.
Sunlight hits the leaves with flair,
Drifting softly through the air,
It glares on the gently moving stream. This place is like a dream.

stop
explaining yourself to all the wrong people
Oh, Mann, heute bin ich so blöd, ich könnte die USA regieren.
Pro tip: if you're a criminal surrounded by other criminals, don't run for a high profile public position.





   Truth is a pathless land.


It's funny how a taste of your own medicine makes you sick. . .

Ich bin so alt, ich wurde noch selbst für meine schlechten Noten verantwortlich gemacht und nicht meine Lehrer.

It's hard when you're in Love with an idiot.

Leave nothing but footprints. . .

Take nothing but pictures. . .

Kill nothing but time. . .



Und irgendwann wird sich die Menschheit sagen: "Unglaublich schön war unser Planet. 
Unglaublich schön."
I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop and you don't stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat.
Funny guys are dangerous.








They'll make you laugh and laugh and laugh and boom, you're naked!




 Know the difference 
 between what's urgent, 
 and what's important.

Leave nothing but footprints. . .

Take nothing but pictures. . .

Kill nothing but time. . .
My family is full of witches & bitches so be careful which one you cross.
If you want to know who your real friends are sink the ship.
Wann klaut mir endlich dieser  Ausländer meinen Job?




    Is it tomorrow yet?




    It's not the journey
    or the dream that 
    pulls us together, but     
    sometimes just the idea 
    of a better landscape
    fills us with hope.




Everything that was once considered enchanting
now seems so ordinary.
an octopus is




 
a big wet spider
try
until
you
die
.


how many trees

make 

a forest?
try
until
you
die
.
Das Kernproblem der Menschheit ist, dass die globale Dummheit die globale Erwärmung bereits überholt hat.
Many people like the feel of grass between their toes,








so how come lawns are 
            confined to outdoors?



     
          stay indoors
          scare yourself
          live the dream
Nature counts us as one of her own.
You don't have to sit outside in the dark.
If, however, you want to look at the stars, you will find that darkness is necessary. But the stars neither require nor demand it.

                   ~ Annie Dillard
Backyard


 camping




NOuT SdOor MUCH
not only am I fine with this, I am okay and good with it
Stecken sie bitte ihre EC-Karte ein.

Andersrum. 
Unten. 
Drehen. 
Nochmal drehen. 
Handstand. 
Moonwalk. 
Bauchtanz.
Man is the most insane species.

He worshíps an invisible God & destroys a visible nature.

Unaware that the nature he is destroying is this God he is worshiping.
 Drive-in

   movie
theaters

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT





     LISTEN TO SILENCE

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.