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I am not a normal broke. 

I am a high-class broke. 

I am 
broqué.
love with full volume.
The world is getting so sensitive. 
Soon I won't be able to make fun of myself without offending someone.


Let  go of the illusion that it could have been any  different.

Confucius says:

"Man who smokes on toilet gets high on pot."


Beauty appears when you switch on that light in your heart.

Let it be
but keep an eye on them




EVERYONE
IS GIFTED BUT MOST PEOPLE NEVER 
OPEN THEIR
PACKAGE.

I HAVE AN APPETITE FOR AWESOME AND I SCRAPE THE PLATE !
More often than not, preconceptions hinder us from seeing the truth.
Don't forget to share your secrets on the internet.





Listen between lines, read between hearts, feel between souls.

Today I'm going to climb Mount Laundry
Math. . . 

The only place where people buy 60 watermelons and  no one wonders why.

REMEMBER THIS;

TRUST IS BUILT IN DROPS AND LOST IN BUCKETS.
OPPORTUNITY

MAY KNOCK ONLY ONCE,
BUT TEMPTATION LEANS ON THE DOORBELL .



I love how older people say "millenials can't even write in cursive" when they can't even turn their laptop on without wiring half their retirement money to a nigerian prince.
I don't need a whole lot, just be there and we'll figure the rest out together.
Sometimes I need a reality check. 
It's reassuring to know that I can trust my intuition.
can you hear the silence?
MY GOAL IN 2018 IS TO ACCOMPLISH THE GOALS I SET IN 2017 WHICH I SHOULD HAVE DONE IN 2016 BECAUSE I MADE A PROMISE IN 2015 WHICH I PLANNED IN 2012 !


 AUSTRALIAN  KISS


( Like a french kiss  but down under. . . )

For every idiot there's a thousand people defending his right to be an idiot.








Having the 
bed to myself 
means nothing 
to me anymore. 




I don't need a whole lot, just be there and we'll figure the rest out together.
Some people have to take a picture of something before they can see it.
Time is fiction
A mind is a terrible thing to make up





Every Thought Counts !



We found
each other.
People don't want to 
hear the truth because 
they don't want to have 
their illusions destroyed.






        ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
No
No
No
no Men no try
No
No
No
no Men no try
There is a 'shit' for every occasion. 
Whether its,

'No shit ? '

'You're shitting me ! ',  or

'That's good shit'.
 
Enjoy your shit responsibly
"Remember how you treat someone today, could be how you're treated tommorrow"


Is my heart showing on my sleeve again?


In self-talking there is no risk you can't get a word.



The human being is the only creature that needs a manual on how to raise a child.
I started a new book.



It smells nice.
Whenever I hear someone say "I'm a spiritual being having a human experience", I always make sure to punch them in the face so they won't be disappointed.
Life has certainly cut me to ribbons- but I can tie those ribbons into bows
And bows are pretty.
We're not afraid what darkness may hide from us, we're afraid what light could show us.





Know the difference between when it's time 
to be serious and when 
it's time to have fun
 Unworthy is just another word for unknown worth.
The bad thoughts can wait tonight
Loving, really loving is tiring, love is a full-time job
You know those times in church when your suppose to be singing but in stead making up funny lyrics to the songs? I do.
What the fuck is a hard brexit anyway?
Wahre Liebe entsteht dort, wo ein Partner den anderen zu pflegen beginnt und nicht aus reiner Fürsorge, sondern aus Verbundenheit im Herzen bei ihm bleibt, um ihm weiterhin seine Liebe zu schenken und die gemeinsame Zeit zu genießen.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT





     LISTEN TO SILENCE

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.