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I'm so glad to be one of those people who can listen to music without jogging...
A wise man once said: Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that flowers taste better than shit.
Don't fall in love with the plan. It's almost certainly wrong.
i hate being bipolar. it's fantastic!
NEXT STOP: STOP TALKING!
I just want to drink cappuccinos and pretend I'm in Amalfi.
You can lay down and rest all day when your body needs it. It is ok.
Overweight? That's bonus material!
My obnoxious neighbors have been listening to Metallica excessively at all hours of the day and night. They may not want to but they do.
Biggest lie we're told is "Be with someone who makes you HAPPY" Nah, happiness is something you create on your own. Be with someone who adds to it.
in order to find happiness with a man, you need to understand him a lot and love him a little... in order to find happiness with a woman, you need to love her a lot and not even try to understand...
Rhythm is deeply important to human beings. Its beat is heard in the thrumming of our blood and rooted in some of the deepest recesses of our brains. We're pattern seekers, driven to seek out rhythm in all aspects of our lives.
Spoiler Alert: I T W A S A L L A S C A M
I have got to stop saying 'How stupid can you be?' I'm beginning to think people are taking it as a challenge.
At the heart of Love is a new rhythm.
i trust the quiet words more than the loud ones.
"Be regular and orderly in your life so that you may be violent and original in your work."
Amazon doesn't always deliver on time. Come to think of it, neither does Karma.
Plan A Do it right the first time Plan B There is no Plan B Refer to Plan A
Relearn how to live in the light.
IT DOESN'T EVEN TAKE THAT MUCH SENSE TO SEE THROUGH THE GAME. BUT TO NOT PLAY ALONG YOU NEED MIGHTY BIG BALLS...
Stupidity is not knowing little, nor is wanting to know little, stupidity is believe to know enough...
I SWEAR IT WAS FRIDAY LIKE 7 MINUTES AGO.
when i open a bottle of wine i always give it time to breathe. if it doesn't look like it's breathing, i give it mouth-to-mouth.
mache dich selbst glücklich
I SWEAR IT WAS FRIDAY LIKE 7 MINUTES AGO.
Spoiler Alert: I T W A S A L L A S C A M
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
Did you know there's two places you can stay for free? In your lane, and out of my business!
So, stashed enough Sriracha to last through an apocalypse and it did out last the shortage! No sooner than the last bottle was nearly finished, some Sriracha is some what back. - fairy tales do happen -
I was taught to think before I act, so if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured - I've thought about it, and I'm confident in my decision!
all this because those 10 emails, were not forwarded.
Not my circus Not my monkeys.
I don't have enough Serotonin for this shit!
a day without sunshine is like night.
Facebook: Type Password Me: Password Facebook: Your password is incorrect Me: Incorrect Facebook: Try again Me: again Facebook: -
Remember when I asked your opinion? Yeah, me neither.
FACT: The ONLY place to purchase New York pizza is in New York. If you purchase New York pizza anywhere in the world BUT New York, then it's New York-style pizza. You're welcome.
This mission is all dare, no truth
Dear Women, We men are simple and tend to covet what we see frequently. Aim. Track. Pursue. If you wish to be longed for, stay within sight often but remain sexy and slightly out of reach. If you want us, you'll get us.
HAPPINESS IS LIKE AN ORGASM. IT'S A LOT BETTER IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO FAKE IT.
Biggest lie we're told is "Be with someone who makes you HAPPY" Nah, happiness is something you create on your own. Be with someone who adds to it.
- Anesthesia - Making people shut up, since 1846.
I can't people today.
My obnoxious neighbors have been listening to Metallica excessively at all hours of the day and night. They may not want to but they do.
If at first you do not succeed, try at least 2 more times, so that you are more sure that your failure is statistically significant.
To relieve stress I do jogging. Just kidding. I drink gin&tonic in my jogging pants.
I've never felt more alive and more loved than I do right now.
It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today or naked tomorrow
You look like something I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying, "I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.
If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal Listening to them - common Arguing with them - acceptable Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food they say the ones you love hurt you the most
THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is a beautiful concept. unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. But I would rather be alone with you.
i've fallen in love with you, but you don't exist.
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