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Kinda feeling like the  Universe just sent us all to our rooms to think about what we've done
When this is all over, please continue to stay at least 6 feet away from me.

I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to 
Peurto Backyarda.

I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.
IF YOU DO NOT MAKE TIME FOR YOUR WELLNESS,
YOU WILL BE FORCED TO  MAKE TIME FOR YOUR ILLNESS.
They said a mask and gloves were enough to go to the grocery store. . .

They lied.
Everybody else had clothes on.


With all of the corrupt data,
 
the planet is trying to

 reformat C:\humans *.*
MOM WHY DON'T WE HAVE ANY FOOD?

SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR TOILET PAPER :-(
Dear World,
How is the fear?
- Afghanistan 

Dear World
How is the lockdown?
- Palestine

Dear World, 
How is your food stockpiling? - Yemen

Dear World, How is the separation from loved ones? - Syria

Dear World
How are border closures?
- Asylum Seekers
Home invasions should probably decline.
Everyone is home with guns and enough bleach and paper towels to clean up the scene.

THE SAME PEOPLE THAT SELL THE PANIC SELL THE PILL
You think the Easter bunny will deliver essentials?
This is the longest something made in China has ever lasted.
Quarantine diary

Day 1: Have stocked up on nonperishable food and supplies to last for months, maybe years, to remain in isolation for as long as it takes to ride out this pandemic.

Day 2: Had to go out and buy a pail of ice cream.
Man darf die Mehrheit nicht mit der Wahrheit verwechseln
Do you want to freak out your neighbors?

Name your WIFI, "FBI Surveillance Van"

This is the beginning of a
global change



if you have a house be thankful and stay in it
When this ends, 
may we find that we have become more like the people we wanted to be, we were called to be,
we hoped to be, and may we stay that way-
better for each other
because of the worst.

They need more than your thanks. 

• They need better pay. 

• Better working 
   conditions. 

• Better protection.
BACK IN MY DAY THERE WAS LITERALY SO MUCH TOILET PAPER THAT PEOPLE WOULD STRING IT ON THE TREES OF OUR ENIMIES
Perfect excuse to not put on pants.

Relax, we were never in control 
anyway
For anyone who hasn't already done so, remember to turn your clocks forward 4 months today.
What will people complain about now they can't complain about Mondays? Or the traffic? Or their jobs?


With all of the corrupt data,
 
the planet is trying to

 reformat C:\humans *.*
Quarantine diary

Day 1: Have stocked up on nonperishable food and supplies to last for months, maybe years, to remain in isolation for as long as it takes to ride out this pandemic.

Day 2: Had to go out and buy a pail of ice cream.


We will be remembered by history as the era when civilization gave away their human rights, from the comfort of their armchairs.





1970: "In 50 years there will be flying cars" 
2020: "Tutorials on how to wash your hands properly"...
Unless you have eye protection (goggles), gloves and a gown to wear along with your N95 particulate mask, you are only 25 percent protected from the virus. So, get over it and don't go outside unless you absolutely have to!
OMG! Police 
just broke up a massive house party! And there were people actually holding hands on the street!



You have to ask yourself if your country is going the right way, when you see Sweden is going in the opposite direction!





You know we just gave away all our rights, right?
“i just had a paranoid thought that...” -me every five seconds


Espresso yourself!

Apparently 
the virus has strengthened family bonding
and love.
Home is where everybody should be.

Home is what everybody doesn't have...
Now we will notice every hand-washing scene on the screen whether it's being done correctly or not.
Just know that sometimes you have to infiltrate before shyt can be blown out of the water... Soon all truth will be out... For now.. sit back, get some popcorn and enjoy the show that the Universe is beautifully displaying. It will end with fireworks.
When you finally notice that all of the commercials are reruns too...
Everyone’s gonna gain weight or lose it either way the jean industry is gonna see a huge boom.
I finally have time to trap a raccoon and train it for politics.
IF YOU DO NOT MAKE TIME FOR YOUR WELLNESS,
YOU WILL BE FORCED TO  MAKE TIME FOR YOUR ILLNESS.
My five-year plan is to survive 2020 and then regret it.





Check on the vulnerable, at risk, elderly, pregnant...
kindness can save lives.
Hey world, it's time to play "Guess Who Got Their Flu Shot?"
This might be the only time in history when you'll be able to give someone a birthday present of the remote control wrapped up in sheets of toilet paper - and they'll be just as excited as getting a ticket to Paris.
Working from home and conference calls are teaching us to communicate more wisely and carefully.

In a way, 
it's a good reminder 
that we're 
all equal.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.