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Looks like it's going to be another exhausting day of judging people and pretending to listen.
Can someone please send that North Korean bloke a fruit basket or something before he launches his stupid?


I came. 
I saw. 
I made it awkward.

Life itself  is a universally fatal sexually transmitted disease. 
It doesn't get any better than this.
I am in an empty state of mind...
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THERE ARE  ONLY TWO DAYS IN THE YEAR 
THAT NOTHING
CAN BE DONE....
ONE IS CALLED 
YESTERDAY AND THE
OTHER ONE IS CALLED TOMORROW.
There are only two days in your lifetime that arent 24 hours long

We keep forgetting that nature 
is the boss.







I am a once 
a month psycho. 
But, you can handle 
that, right? 







The biggest lie, I tell myself is: 
"I don't need to write it down, I'll remember it."




Oh, I'm sorry.
I forgot, I only exist when you need something.



trust is repairable;
faith is not.
It's not the pattern, but the meaning you find in the connections.
TOO OFTEN WE UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF A TOUCH,A KIND WORD, A LISTENING EAR, AN HONEST COMPLIMENT OR THE SMALLEST ACT OF CARING, ALL OF WHICH HAVE THE POTENTIAL  TO TURN A LIFE AROUND.
YOUR FRIENDSHIP HAS HELPED ME GROW, KEPT ME GROUNDED, LIFTED MY SPIRIT, AND BRIGHTENED MY LIFE.
THANK YOU!
Siri, explain  people.
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I believe each of us was made to be the answer to someone else's prayers.


Life just goes on 
and on and on.....



And I'm okay with that.






                         I love your smile.
Here's to the people who love me, the losers that lost me and the lucky bastards who get to meet me!
What comes easy won't last long, and what lasts long won't come easy.
THERE IS NOTHING SWEETER THAN HEARING A MAN SAY THOSE THREE LITTLE WORDS.... 

"YOU WERE RIGHT"




THERE ARE  ONLY TWO DAYS IN THE YEAR 
THAT NOTHING
CAN BE DONE....
ONE IS CALLED 
YESTERDAY AND THE
OTHER ONE IS CALLED TOMORROW.
There are no rules. Failure is not as bad as it seems. Go do that crazy thing.
ONE PERSON CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE,

AND EVERYONE SHOULD TRY.
       
    -John F Kennedy.




WORDS ARE
FREE, IT'S HOW YOU USE THEM,
THAT MAY COST YOU.
BROKEN IS THE NEW PATTERN..
Words Have Weight







I am a once 
a month psycho. 
But, you can handle 
that, right? 



I 
WALK
SLOWLY
BUT I
NEVER WALK
BACKWARD.





SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME !
MY TOES ARE NOT
PIGGIES?


I would love to have Issac Newton's apple tree.


Laziness is a fruitful science.

Once upon a time

Happily ever after

I give up, where's mine?
THE TRUTH IS OUTSIDE OF ALL FIXED PATTERNS.
And suddenly you know it's time to start something new and trust the magic of new beginnings.





Only a few know how to build them, most people just know how to use them.

If you want to know where your heart is, look where the mind goes when it wanders....
That mood where everything irritates you indicates that you're actually missing someone......

THIS IS WHAT THEY TELL ME????

It very well may be true!!
And now, I am forever bound, by the patterns you traced in my heart.








It's hard to answer the question "What's wrong" when nothing is right.


~BLESSED~
the reason people find it so hard to be happy is cuz they always see the past better than it was, and the future worse that it is.
keith: hey byrd, guess what?

me: what?

keith: i'm not wearing any underwear...because you didn't do the laundry like i asked you.

me: just grab some of mine.

keith: all you have left is jock straps.

me: you say that like it's a bad thing.
We could fly so high, let our spirits never die, in my heart I feel we are all brothers and sisters. Create a world with no fear, together we'll cry happy tears, see the nations turn theis swords into plowshares...
                          was 
                            ein
                      auto..



@kiamisdeluxe



Hearing A Man Moan Because Of You Is The Sexiest Thing Ever???

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"





     LISTEN TO SILENCE

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.