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I wonder what it is that makes the world turn slower.

22

You know what's funny?

Lots of shit,
so lighten the fuck up!

13

I go to a bookstore when my mind needs a hug.

20

the fabulous one get recognised by their glitter piss, shitting éclairs and rainbow farts

11

Why is it called catnip and not meowjuana?

16

come
here,
let's
embrace
like
lovers
who
have
waited
all eternity
to meet

29

You don't realise how much people bullshit until they start talking about something you know about..

19

Your mixed message has been sent.

22

Let's celebrate everything that has ever rescued us: some hands, a book, a song, a friend, a rainy afternoon, a coffee..

15

I come as one,

But I stand as
ten-thousand

14

• *
•
live
a little
closer
to the
truth
•
• .

20

Sounds so far off in the future so I'll just put this on my 'to do some day' list...

12

Before I forgive you, I owe an apology to you,
Cause I am not perfect,
So are you!
Before I let you go, I owe you a big thank you, for the lessons I learned,
& when I am gone, I will always pray for you,
Caused I truly loved .....

16

I want the people I
love to be happy and
healthy. Bring me the
clichés, I want to give
them to my friends.

18

this year i hope all my Bold friends and family feel,happy,healthy,and loved .

16

Good people don't need laws to tell them to act responsibly...

And bad people will find a way around the laws

21

With tears in my eyes i begged you to stay and you said 'hey man, i love you, but no fucking way'.

16

Don't live the same year 80 times and call it a life.

15

We're all mad here

18

I'll keep my status "single" and "free" until someones proves me that he deserves to be my °•ONE and ONLY•°

8

Let them all say it's impossible and let me prove them wrong

11

Why would you
sit there waiting
to fight, when you
could just cuddle?

18

I'm sitting here resting my bones

and this loneliness won't leave me alone

12

There are years that ask
questions, and years that
that answer.

18

• *
•
live
a little
closer
to the
truth
•
• .

20

Menschen machen Fehler.

Sonst hätten Bleistifte keine Radiergummis am anderen Ende.

10

the bots are our friends.

5

Great things dont come to those who wait. Great things come to those who go out and EARN IT.

7

Die Weihnachtskarte an Dich ist ein Liebesbrief geworden.

5

I'd like to keep him through all of next year and the following years, also.

4

what is man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught
To say the things he truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels
The record shows I took the blows
And did it my way
And did it my way

4

I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now, as tears subside
I find it all, all so amusing
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a shy way
Oh no, no, not me
I did it my way

4

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall
And did it my way

4

Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way

4

And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I've traveled each and every highway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way

4

Detox and cleansing.

Vodka and vomit.

3

Ignorantly, and for too long a time,
I equated qualities such as :
Being A Coward,
Being Fearful, and
Being Weak
(mainly, as they pertained to men)
with Being A Pussy.
But now,
after having given
more thought about it,
I Think Pussy Is Too Good
A Word To Ascribe
to men whose makeup
is more Piss Poor.
Ofrkjr

3

What a wicked game you played to make me feel this way
What a wicked thing to do to let me dream of you
What a wicked thing to say you never felt this way
What a wicked thing to do to make me dream of you.

5

Life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what your gonna get

2

Informatiker schneiden keine Zwiebeln. Sie hacken sie.

2

Sometimes we are tested;
not to show our weakness,
but to discover our
strengths

16

Wochenfazit:

Schwach angefangen
und stark nachgelassen.

2

Das sind meine Farben

2

Im blind!

cfristamas im already done!

2

It's profoundly disturbing to watch people try to rationalize the entirely-preventable death of a 7-year-old, to explain how it's not a harrowing stain on our nation's soul.

2

JAYBYRD.

2

... Overthinking
...

5

Cannabliss

Canada
legalizing
cannabis.

6

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.

1538

laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

566

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

942

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

531

My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

352

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

573

My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

356

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

238

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

450

LISTEN TO SILENCE

403

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

356

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

297

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself

217

Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

266

i just burnt my tongue on some food

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

260

THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

405

others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

361

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

274

Sun goes down earlier for short people.

270

justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.

314

If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

210

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.

389

I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty

and I could not have described it any better

286

10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion.

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.

259

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