Boldomatic - Express Yourself with Words

When someone says
you cant do it,
do it twice and take pictures.

Sleep is the body's
best safety mechanism.
It keeps you from screwing
things up for 8 hours

I'm still standing.

I am nothing more than an empty shell of a beautiful monster

You better hope that Santa doesn't see your browser history.

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The sound of rain
on rooftop and
windowpane
is the universe
applauding

Your decision
to remain in bed

YOUR RELATIONSHIP SHOULD BE A SAFE HAVEN,
NOT A BATTLEFIELD.
THE WORLD IS HARD ENOUGH ALREADY

You can never fall apart if you never had it all together in the first place

Sometimes you need to climb a mountain to see the sun

We are all just
walking each
other Home

When people greet me with 'What do you think ?'

I tell them "I don't, it makes my head hurt."

My life will not be complete until I've walked away from an explosion in slow motion...

My wish for each of you;
A holiday
A winter
A year
A life full
Of joy and peace

NO ONE CAN THROW A BIGGER TANTRUM LIKE A NARCISSIST WHOSE LOOSING CONTROL OF SOMEONE'S MIND

ASPIRE
TO
INSPIRE
BEFORE
WE
EXPIRE

7 years!

ES KOMMT NiCHT
DARAUF AN WAS
UNTER DEM BAUM
LiEGT, SONDERN
WER DANEBEN
STEHT.

When one forgives,
two souls are set free

There is no app on my iphone to find a lost soul...

Life Is Not A Fairy Tale

If You Lose A Shoe At
Midnight, You're Drunk

My local cinema
got robbed yesterday of over $1,000 worth of food:

two large popcorns,
two large cokes, and
a packet of Skittles.

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.

laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

LISTEN TO SILENCE

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself

Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

i just burnt my tongue on some food

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

Sun goes down earlier for short people.

justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.

If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.

I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty

and I could not have described it any better

10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion.

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.