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I like benches in the parks because you never know who's gonna sit next to you
You never realize how fucked up someone treated you until you explain it to someone else. . .
I sat with my anger long enough, until she told me her real name was grief...
The only way problems can bite you in the ass, anatomically speaking, is when you're not facing them.
Things that 
tell the truth:

Small children
Drunk people
Angry people
Yoga pants

angry goodbyes...

                      they're the worst
I'm so poor, i rub perfume from magazines on my shirt.

When people say, 
' Oh you smell good, what is that ? '

I say, ' page 14 '
Don't become the monsters that you fight

The worst distance 
between two people
is misunderstanding
Sometimes I wish I had

the wisdom
                   of a 90 year old,

the body
         of a 20 year old, and

the energy
                       of a 3 year old.

Look up towards the sky

See our Creator's beauty
It shines believers *
                               *     *                                  
                            *     *
Never make eye contact with a child on the verge of falling asleep,

they will sense
         your excitement
                  and abort mission.
iOS Update

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Parents are afraid of their toddlers finding out:

• Public parks don't 
                          randomly close
• TVs don't 
                  run out of batteries
• There is no real "Fastest 
   putting away toys" record
• Chicken the animal and 
   chicken the food
                              are the same
There is a difference between 'being honest' and tearing apart years of trust and friendship with a few violent words...
You choose me or you don't.

It's that simple.

an grrrrr y
Not everyone is meant to be in your life. Wish them well, but let them

Poems without words,
Oil paintings without pigment,
Statues without form.
If we had another chance, we would still fuck it up

Don't do something
permanently stupid
just because you're
temporarily upset

When will this end? 
Asking for a Prime Minister.



to me!!
Even a tiny bit of nice can go a very long way!
That first load of roasted pumpkin seeds (cajun) has come out the oven!
Aging has a wonderful beauty and we should have respect for that...
iOS Update

We have deployed a new version to the server which should fix most painful issues. More updates and fixes to follow.

There is no perfection, only beautiful versions of brokenness.

A gentleman holds your hand.
A man pulls your hair.
A soulmate will do both.

Life occasionally humbles us by making us turned on by someone whom we turn off.
Today, my niece asked,
"Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 

11 years old and she still doesn't know my name is Damon.
When does a joke become a dad joke? 

When it becomes apparent!
In your life sometimes you find mint leaves, its your choice to use it to make tea or a mojito !
Erstaunlich viele Asiaten in Norddeutschland heißen Moin Min Yung.
Dark, rainy, and 62°


note to self:

even on difficult days I trust that I am blessed
Man hat schon viel erfunden:
Bier ohne Alkohol, Kaffee ohne Coffein, selbständig fahrende Autos. 

Nun fehlt uns noch eine Regierung, die die tatsächlich lebenswerten Bedürfnisse des eigenen Volkes umsetzen kann.

Not very nice to find extra's when putting together an Ikea DIY
Lesson of the day:

Sometimes people 
do support you, 
not because they believe in your dreams, 

but because they 
do not dare to destroy them.
haiku : silent scream

silent scream echoes... 
haiku without syllables?
Dominic inspires!

Fuck you very much.

isn't it funny how 
the older you get 
the less you use          the word nice and 
the more it begins 
to mean the very opposite of what it used to?
Make being nice the frame of your lifelong portrait!
Etwas Konjunktiv 
zur richtigen Zeit

hat noch nie


When will this end? 
Asking for a Prime Minister.

don't be a dick, then wonder why you are screwed

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"


If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.

If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 

and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.