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Ignoring truths for temporary happiness





We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star.



I found a
little scrap 
of Love today 
and I put it 
in my heart.

All terrorists are politely reminded that this is London, and whatever you do to us, we will drink tea and jolly well carry on.
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they will start using it.
I NO LONGER LOOK FOR THE GOOD IN PEOPLE, I SEARCH FOR THE REAL......
BECAUSE WHILE GOOD IS  OFTEN DRESSED IN FAKE CLOTHING, REAL IS NAKED AND PROUD NO MATTER THE SCARS.
I wonder why birds choose to stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere, then I ask myself the same thing.
It is better to think of church at the pub than to think of beer in church.





  A poem is when you hear 
  the heartbeat of a stone



PSSSST




GOT MY OWN BACK
“Goodbyes are only for those who love with their eyes. 

Because for those who love with heart and soul, there is no such thing as separation.”



We'll, we'll, we'll, if it isn't autocorrect
HELLO 911.

YES WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY.

TWO BOY'S ARE FIGHTING FOR ME,

WHAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH IT  MISS,

THE UGLY ONE IS WINNING


Chasing 
Rainbows 
is all about 
Flirting with happiness.
Today is a sad day for anyone who believed in anything

WE CAN CHANGE THE WORLD BY BELIEVING IN OUR OWN SUPERPOWERS!!



Why do we ask rhetorical questions?



We always crave for the things we can't have.
Or people.
Unless i am sitting on your face. . .
my weight is  none of your concern.
Hey there! 
I'm using Boldomatic.




Do we really need a reason to help people?
A LIE HAS MANY VARIATIONS

THE TRUTH NONE. 



        -African Proverb.


Am 
Rande
des 
   Wahnsinns
stehen
keine
Geländer.
having nothing to say is a fucking gift
One of the most bitter sweet feelings has to be when you realize how much you're going to miss a moment while your still living it
HELLO 911.

YES WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY.

TWO BOY'S ARE FIGHTING FOR ME,

WHAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH IT  MISS,

THE UGLY ONE IS WINNING
having nothing to say is a fucking gift
...and the spider says:
"I have no network."
The road to love always ends up at the same destination
YOU ARE ALWAYS CHECKING YOUR WHATSAPP TO CHECK FOR MESSAGES....
BUT THE BIBLE HAS A LOT OF MESSAGES YOU ARE NOT OPENING !!



A people that values it's privledges over it's principles soon loses both.
I AM NOT A SNACK FOR YOUR STARVING EGO.
I AM SOUL FOOD FOR SOMEONE THAT ACTUALLY HAS ONE !
CATS

o   o
A LIE HAS MANY VARIATIONS

THE TRUTH NONE. 



        -African Proverb.


Am 
Rande
des 
   Wahnsinns
stehen
keine
Geländer.
All suffering is a doorway

All pain is a entrance 

And all lost is a gate
Türken raus! 
Polen raus!
Russen raus!
Marokkaner raus!
Afrikaner raus! 
Asiaten raus!
Deutsche raus! 
Alle raus! 

Ist tolles Wetter draußen, macht was zusammen!
WEST
SIDE
STORY
                                                                God:
                                                                "YOU
                                                                ARE AN
                                                                ASSHOLE!"                         









Trump:
"only God 
can judge me."
As we internally begin to change and start to live with authenticity our internal world is reflected in the world that we see all around us
i'm back and my sanity has returned just a little bit but stay tuned because i'm going to put on a show for everyone.
Ich mag es nicht, wenn Leute extrem launisch sind. Wenn ich ein Chamäleon um mich haben will gehe ich in eine Zoohandlung.


                       @ @
                          -
Lügenbold
Schubladen gehören in Schränke und sonst nirgenwo hin.
Mohntag
       °        °
 °     °     ° 
 °   °     °    °


Shark babies are called pups...Aww, how cute;)
Uhrlaub
We 
Do
Not 
Remember
Days 
We 
Remember 
MOMENTS IN OUR LIFE

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"





     LISTEN TO SILENCE

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.