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Some people can't see their ups until they go deep down.
Please stop the horror!

Dog meat eating festival.

Please please please sign the petition...
Bold Missions are like rollercoasters, you get all the way to the top, then wait, then suddenly drop.
Being a father means responsibility. Not just for your main family, but also the secret one in Denmark nobody knows about.

Just tell him I was too fucking busy- or vice-versa
Marriage, it's like a walk in the park

Jurassic Park
If you don't terrify people a little bit then what's the point ?



There are millions of people out there that would love to live the shitty days like yours.
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If there are no ups and downs in your life, it means you are dead.





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Happy Father's Day to all of the grandparents, mothers, uncles, and others who play the role of "father" every day!
I'm going to make a voodoo doll of myself and give it a backrub.
 NOT SURE IF I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT 
OR UGLY AND IGNORE IT?


Dad - you were always my hero, with thick skin but a soft heart. wise too, old-school wise, in a pre-Google kind of way. I really miss you.

I've suffered 
for my wisdom 
and struggled 
for my joy.
i know the voices aren't real but they have some great ideas.


It's our fate to be misinformed and our destiny to overcome it.
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a beach with children 
playing in the still cold lake
Swedish midsummer
IF DOOR DOES      NOT OPEN


DO NOT ENTER




Why does it feel like
Voldemort's about to
take over the world?
Where
the
Weird Things
Are



          I'm F.I.N.E.

(fucked up, Insaine, Neurotic, Emotional)
You don't love someone for theirs looks, or theirs clothes, or their fancy ear, but because they sing a song only you can hear.
You only get to ride,this baby once.
And as we lie beneath the stars
We realize how small we are
If they could love like you and me
Imagine what the world could be.

Just tell him I was too fucking busy- or vice-versa
yyyeeesss!!!

when you walk in after your brother and there's no piss on the seat.

You can lead  a horticulture,  
but you can't  make her think
don't be afraid to look original!


another one bites the dust...
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? 




A stick...
me taking a selfie...

IPhone needs to cool down before you can use it.
It's  not the tragedies that kill us ; it's  the messes
But I don't  give up; I forget why not...
TWO CANNIBALS ARE EATING THEIR DINNER'
AND ONE SAY'S " I DON'T LIKE MY MOTHE-IN LAW." THE OTHER REPLIES," WELL JUST EAT YOUR NOODLES, THEN."


what doesn't kill you is not strong enough to conquer you •••
if you can't make fun of yourself you're not having a good time

I just got an MRI. The machine is very loud. The sounds are a 20-minute playlist of the most annoying bass lines from the worst extended club mix dance music you've never wanted to dance to. I think I nodded off once or twice.
that's why it really hurts...
I think we all want the same things we just have different ways of expressing it.
when I get drunk I end up in the think tank.
apparrition sky, shady, dark grey, and vast. together mixed with lies,create a compound  substance shaped like the hours past, and glazed crystal Eyes hold the sixty minute sands falling as time now shallow is lost but caught by the web spun through eight illustrious hands a requiem dream fashioned like the catcher and the spider of the brass spindle



And there will be nigthts your life falls apart and no one will notice the mornings you spend putting it back together.
you gotta love yourself or nobody else will...

einfach mal was von der 
to-do-liste auf die was-solls-liste setzen
the minority is sometimes right; 




the majority is always wrong
I want you to do it because you want to and never have to ask so I basically whant you to read my mind,



I'm a lesbian woman in a man's body...

lmao-
How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? 

It's not hard.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"





     LISTEN TO SILENCE

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.