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the nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does
Here, take 
my advice. 
I'm not using 
it anyway.
You're "sorry", and I watch porn for story lines.
It doesn't matter, where we are, if there's a moment, that is perfect.
the first step to being great is being grateful
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation - 





because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are





I try to be a nice person but sometimes my mouth doesn't cooperate.
                     pull
                    love
                 closely 
                 around 
                     you 
                    and 
                snuggle 
                     into 
                      its 
                   bliss
humour is the shortest distance between two people

There is hope for mankind,
but only if
we don't let
the crazies win.
My daughter just sneezed into my yawning mouth. Seemed really fucking pleased with herself. Joke's on her. She'll have to bury me someday.
No one likes to be told they're shit. 

Especially by someone they love.
But, the truth is, you ain't* shit to everyone.
When they tell you that, they free you to be with someone you aren't shit for.
Embrace truth.




One day you will meet someone who will change the way you love, forever.

From all the 
offspring 
of the earth 
and heaven, 
love 
is the most 
precious.

• Sappho



I could write you a thousand words about my sadness. But, my happiness leaves me dumbfoundedly mute.



don't look at me like that, i might get addicted to 
you •••
When thinking about life remember this:
No amount of guilt can change the past,
And no amount of anxiety can change the future.
Robinson method





Waiting for Friday







If you are lonely when you are alone, you are bad company.
Did you know you can go to the gym without posting about it on social media?





When you're in a meeting and your inner child wants to burst out laughing.
 Never piss off          a woman,
they remember       stuff that             hasn't even HAPPENED yet.

Nothing belongs to us - even the air we inhale must be exhaled






dear pillow, sorry for all the tears.
Money can't buy true love or happiness. 







But, it sure as shit makes you feel good until you do.
No one likes to be told they're shit. 

Especially by someone they love.
But, the truth is, you ain't* shit to everyone.
When they tell you that, they free you to be with someone you aren't shit for.
Embrace truth.


When you have 
exhausted all possibilities,

remember this:

You haven't.

• Thomas Edison




PEACE IS JOY AT REST and JOY IS PEACE ON ITS FEET •



               -ANNE LAMOTT

I don't know what the fuck I just saw, but I think it's another sign of the apocalypse so take off your clothes?



proud people are always letting off esteem •




Write a thousand luminous secrets upon the wall of Existence and weep with joy, that you once found 
Love.

Like to take a nap
SHARE 
IF YOU HAVE SWALLOWED GUM AND LIVED.

And when they looked up that morning, they noticed all the holes in the sky. The stars were falling in like diamond snowflakes, lighting up the world. For a moment it looked beautiful - until they realised they were witnessing the beginning of the great cosmic collapse.

The moment you stop growing is the moment you start dying ~
Der Effektivität am Morgen wegen schlafe ich künftig neben der Kaffeemaschine.





      Lately you have been 
      holding on, when you 
      should be letting go *





Just a few thoughts of you every morning, to light the
world on fire.




Doing before the sperm 
hit you on the forehead 
in your egg, tadpole.


Netflix and leave me alone
When the body wants to stay in bed and you need to do 60-65 h at work this week... 

Mind versus emotion.
You're the god that heroin prays to. 
It feels good, girl, it feels good, 
oh to be alone with you.
SOME PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT THEIR FAULT'S...
I WOULD
IF I HAD ANY ?
I'M KINDA GLAD DINOSAURS ARE EXTINCT BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE I'D TRY TO RIDE ONE AFTER A FEW DRINK'S !
Did you know that Rebecca Black's Friday has been recognized as the most educational song of the decade?

Prior to it's release, 75% of Americans didn't know that Saturday came after Friday
Tell me why I should attend someone's funeral. They're not going to attend mine
     ELVIS
WAS MY DADDY ;-)











Traveling
Road
Show

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything



The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
Sun goes down earlier for short people.