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All great things are created
in the space between 
method and madness
traditions are basically just peer pressure from dead people
before we work on artificial intelligence, why don't we do something about natural stupidity?
erzähl mir eine Geschichte..

was möchtest Du hören?

Deine Stimme.

I love me some me time .
Sometimes you 
just have to talk to
a 4 year old and 
an 84 year old



to understand life.

It doesn't hurt to die. 

It hurts to be left behind.




There's always a cost...it's what we pay with that's up for debate.
I believe that there is no greater adventure than to love and be loved.
The greatest moment was when I truly met myself, and I was terrified by the freedom to choose love or hate.
for everyone who's kicking off about GENDER NEUTRAL BATHROOMS,

you know you've got those in your house, right?
Was steckt in der Erde und stinkt?

Eine Furzel
SOMETIMES I TAKE BATHS 
BECAUSE IT'S HARD TO DRINK WINE IN THE SHOWER !
 
              •




We waste a lot of time crying over wasted time.

I love long walks...

...away from people.


It's the only time to be me.
let your heart be the compass...




s      i      e      s      t      a

Facepalm 24/7 



Think I'm gettin joint problems now.
I may be an idiot, but I'm not stupid
   o             *                       *                   
                                 o                o
                 
Bubblebaths and chill
*
                   o                        o

O                         *                                       

 *            o                        *         O





it's just me 
and my bad 
hair day, and 
we're doing 
just fine, 
thank you









tomorrow will be a good-hair-day
traditions are basically just peer pressure from dead people
I AM CURRENTLY UNSUPERVISED, 
I KNOW,
IT FREAKS ME OUT TOO!

BUT THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS?
Have you ever looked at 
                     someone's posts,








and realized you could be 
                               best friends?



OF COURSE YOU CAN TRUST ME,

NOT WITH CAKE,

BUT OTHERWISE!
Yesterday came suddenly.

me time :

when heavy days need to lose weight


A BEAUTIFUL ENVIORNMENT
CAN BE THE DARKEST HELL.. 
IF YOU HAVE TO EXPERIENCE IT ALL ALONE.

          -ELLIOT RODGER:







walking by 
yourself is 
not as lonely 
as you think



New research shows that people who use emojis more often while communicating with potential romantic partners are more likely to go on more dates and have more sex.
VACATION
VACATION
VACATION
VACATION
VACATION
"Mario, what do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?"

"I give."

"You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog."




Disavowed Interconnectedness.

A FEW MORE POUNDS AND I'LL BE THIN ENOUGH TO GO TO THE GYM!


It's the only time to be me.
David Foster Wallace, yes I am a bit obsessed at the moment.


I have to make a speach on Saturday and he is the best inspiration.
Next time you decide to do something make sure you do it for yourself .

Netflix is my metime.
MY DOOR IS ALWAY'S 
OPEN....

SOO FEEL FREE TO LEAVE
We could stare at each other all day!
Schampoo für Frauen: Repair-Schampoo für rote lange Haare.

Für Männer:
10in 1: Haare,
Körper, Gesicht,Füsse, 
zur Anwendung an quiteschenden Türen, kalorinearme Zwischenmahlzeit, Sonnenschutzfaktor 43



         mostly underfucked
If you're just enduring me time, 

you're doing it wrong.
Wenn Du einen Korb bekommst, einfach beim weggehen murmeln: 

"Nichtmal die Hässlichen kriege ich ab..." 

Und die Reaktion abwarten.
Die negativen Gefühle, die wir wahrnehmen, sind ein Gradmesser unseres Unverständnisses.
Die positiven Gefühle, zeigen unser Verständnis für den anderen.




(ICH/ Herzensbildung)

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"





     LISTEN TO SILENCE

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.