Boldomatic - Express Yourself with Words

Truth be told: I tried to post on Boldomatic in Costa Rica but something was lost in translation.

There used to be hills/
But the hills got in the way/
Now there are houses

Dear americans:
The most stupid guy on the planet and the president of the USA should NOT be the same person.

Cincerely, the rest of the world.

We're
back up!

The problem with humanity is that they focus too much on the meaning of life instead of living a life that is more meaningful.

There's no place like home, there's no place like home; there's no place like
Boldomatic.

We search for all that we cannot find

SOME PEOPLE
CALL IT ATTITUDE.
I CALL IT
SURVIVAL
WITH TASTE.

Just returned home from 8 days in Costa Rica and now wishing I had never left.

I don't want Canada or Greenland or Venezuelan oil. I don't want regime change in another country or to blow up school kids while doing it.
I want public radio, social security, affordable healthcare, and libraries.

Fun fact:

The word 'selfie' is actually short for "Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!"

FALL
IN
LOVE

AGAIN
and
AGAIN

WITH
YOURSELF

- lonelyscribe

Can someone
please explain
the difference
between offence
and defence to
that idiot?

A WHOLE
CIVILIZATION
WILL DIE TONIGHT

fuck this maga trump
shit to the moon

Me realizing I have a higher salary than my parents did at my age.

But they bought a house at my age and I just bought this avocado on sale.

098

GLAMOUR
WITHOUT TRUTH
IS JUST
EXPENSIVE
LONELINESS.

MY MANNERS
ARRIVED LATE.
MY INSTINCTS
ARRIVED FIRST.

Someone
will be
with you
shortly.

Every war reminds us how fragile peace really is...

$The math says the barista needs to be paid 11 percent under their perceived “living wage”, they must have at least 6.6 college credits in “art” , odd number of piercings in at least 6 different body parts, coloured or dreadlock hair. This person makes the perfect espresso.$

Swearing to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth ON A BIBLE is one of our world's greatest examples of irony.

I wonder if people who make those covert passive-aggression sanctimonious sniffs while they talk know they are inspiring the non-passive, kind of aggressive response and if they actually do it on purpose ~

Some of us
were born to be
truth tellers in a
world addicted to
comfortable lies.

If happiness were a colour - I
would say the one that you
wear ...

the one that led me to
writing

the one that made me feel
connected to you
even if
there is a distance of an
ocean between us ...
the gulf
of a misunderstanding !

- lonelyscribe

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.

laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

LISTEN TO SILENCE

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself

Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

i just burnt my tongue on some food

they say the ones you love hurt you the most

THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.

Sun goes down earlier for short people.

If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.

I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty

and I could not have described it any better

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.

10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion.

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.

I like to be alone.
But I would rather be alone with you.

i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.