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You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,

And there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.
When killing them with kindness doesn't work.

Try voodoo.





              Stop counting time!


 Start collecting good moments!
       TODAYS MATH                        PROBLEM:


George is 68 & his girlfriend is 22. . .


How much money does George have ?
I LICK
    the salt

       I SWALLOW
            the tequila

                   AND SUCK
                            the lime


You are your energy. At least take ownership of that. It's the minimum our souls are required to do on this earth.
VOTING:

100% MORE EFFECTIVE THAN COMPLAINING ON THE INTERNET
EVERYTIME I SEE A MATRESS ON TOP OF A CAR, I THINK IT'S A PROSTITUTE MAKING HOUSE CALLS?

Your Apology Needs To Be As Loud As Your Disrespect Was
Stop walking back
                        to the place






where your heart
                              ran from.
Sometimes the grass is greener because its fake

There's
this app called Boldomatic.


WHY CAN'T THINGS THAT ARE GOOD JUST STAY?



Who are you when your belief system is challenged?
IF IT TURNS OUT THAT MY BEST WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH,
AT LEAST I CAN LOOK BACK AND SAY I WASN'T AFRAID TO TRY.

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Im a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable





NO AMOUNT OF EVIDENCE WILL EVER PERSUADE AN IDIOT"
being in complete harmony
with yourself,
you inadvertently irritate others.


Der beste Ausgangspunkt für einen Wendepunkt ist der Tiefpunkt.
Laughter is that unforgettable connection
between
souls

Today I'm grateful for coffee and my ability to communicate my desire to be left alone just by using certain facial expressions.
Tour de France ended without corona cases.

now we just have to know what exactly was injected there this year, and then we can all get through the winter safely.
AS MY GRANDAD ALWAYS USED TO SAY
 "AS ONE DOOR CLOSES ANOTHER ONE OPENS"

LOVELY MAN

TERRIBLE CABINET MAKER ?


Autumn has an aroma no other season does.
This distinctive aroma is found in crisp,fallen leaves and in the air that hugs you like a long lost loving friend.

Today it's been a year ...miss you every day.
IF IT TURNS OUT THAT MY BEST WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH,
AT LEAST I CAN LOOK BACK AND SAY I WASN'T AFRAID TO TRY.




at least we know that we do not know how to replicate the mind that decides if it knows or not



one can always plead insanity - there is that

with minds and hearts, at least there should be factory reset options?


At least mine smell like roses!
You did everything right and things still went wrong.

At least you tried!



Today another autumnal equinox, 
ecliptic equator intersecting 
celestial; and the two halves of
day, night, is absolutely so
equally dissected: does 
the Sun's sweeping arc's bridging
brightly bring wholeness? only 
Winter will, I suppose, have 
her say snow-fully well, and so
seasonal sky supposes such 
astrologically artful: ambling time on
A black dress is a statement.


Bold.
Classy.
Elegant.
Unforgettable.
If you
ever get 
fed up 
of me
at least 
inform me 
before declaring it to the world.
All original factory parts...for now.
No obligation 
to turn one's life into an open exhibition for 
the whole church to visit.





People want relationship energy but not relationship commitment....
Moves.
Removes.
Renames.
Remains.


Bold writing.
never forget we are always flying thru a space at nearly 100k km per hour
I WAN'T A MAN TO TELL ME TO SHUT UP AND OBEY HIM....
I WON'T  FKN DO IT,
BUT I RECKON IT MIGHT TURN ME ON.
And, sometimes I get the feeling, that I woke up in somebody else's dream.



You have one life:

Don't be a tosser.
I'm awake,
at least!


Would you rather be an "at least" or a "steppin' up" kind of person?
200,000 Americans dead from Coronavirus...

The conspiracy theorists and non-mask wearing crowd need to take pause and rethink their strategies.
Yeah they prayed for that private issue you asked, 
they just did it Gossip Girl 
style.
these zinc coloured clouds floating in
the sapphire sky,
are just like my mood -

grumbling,rumbling and tumbling one moment 
and crystal clear the next.

calm and storm both have residence in me.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.