A COWBOY TOLD HIS SON, THE SECRET TO A LONG LIFE. HE SAID"YOU GOTTA SPRINKLE A LITTLE GUNPOWDER ON YOUR OATMEAL,SEE. IF YOU DO, YOU'LL LIVE TO BE THE RIPE OLD AGE ,SO THE COWBOY DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY EVERYDAY, AND SURE ENOUGH HE LIVED TO THE RIPE OLD AGE OF 96. AND WHEN HE DIED , HE LEFT A BIG HOLE IN THE CREMATORIUM .

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