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I'm so glad to be one of those people who can listen to music without jogging...
i hate being bipolar. 
it's fantastic!
NEXT STOP:

STOP 
TALKING!

When you have a good heart, you don't lose people. They lose you.
We dance to seduce ourselves. To fall in love with ourselves. When we dance with another, we manifest the very thing we love about ourselves so that they may see it and love us too.
waiting for political systems to get better is like waiting for a ship at the airport.




I just want to drink cappuccinos and pretend I'm 
in Amalfi.
I've been reading 'Lord of the Rings'.
Apparantly Gollum was once a normal man. But wearing the ring drained him of his youth, energy and any joy in life.  

Must be the same ring I put on when I got married.
My obnoxious neighbors have been listening to Metallica excessively at all hours of the day and night.

They may not want to but they do.

Biggest lie we're told is "Be with someone who makes you HAPPY" Nah, happiness is something you create on your own. Be with someone who adds to it.


Bolds don't have to be deep, they have to be felt.
you can't live the present forever.
superstition, idolatry and hypocrisy have ample wages, but the truth goes begging.
Ive grown accustomed to being alone and not being lonely.
I wheelie love boldomatic and coffee.


Plan A

Do it right the first time



Plan B
There is no Plan B
Refer to Plan A
don't write bolds if you have to enter your password three times to log in...
the sea doesn't care if you have a beach body or not.
I'm retired.

You're Not!

Have fun at work tomorrow!





               Spoiler Alert: 

I T   W A S   A L L   A   S C A M
FACT: The ONLY place to purchase New York pizza is in New York. If you purchase New York pizza anywhere in the world BUT New York, then it's New York-style pizza.

You're welcome.
and

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     |  @                \___/     |ts come to spy whales 
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Sometimes in life confusion tends to arise and only dialogue of dance seems to make sense.
I'd like to get a job in a sex toy store just so I could confidently tell people "you can shove this up your ass" after every purchase.
Ive grown accustomed to being alone and not being lonely.
We dance to seduce ourselves. To fall in love with ourselves. When we dance with another, we manifest the very thing we love about ourselves so that they may see it and love us too.
Never argue with a woman who is irritable, depressed, emotional, moody, nervous, sensitive, unhappy, tired, or hungry. Or breathes.

A coffee a day keeps the grumpies away.
My A.I. girlfriend left me for someone else becuase I asked her to "byte me."
i'm not great at advice, 
but may i interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Extinct life forms:
Saber-toothed tiger
Woolly mammoth
Dodo 
White straight family in TV commercials


Bolds don't have to be deep, they have to be felt.
superstition, idolatry and hypocrisy have ample wages, but the truth goes begging.
when you've got a good heart but unfortunately, a very big mouth.
masturbating while watching porn is the same as eating while watching cooking videos.

woman, noun

making men out of fools, and vice versa

Sometimes in life confusion tends to arise and only dialogue of dance seems to make sense.

the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence, sort of like the Post Office with tanks
Memory Eraser:

Vodka with vodka on ice
"Wits End" is not a destination I wish to visit right now so i'm firing my travel agent and rebooking my Summer holiday plans!
Los Angeles has been experiencing "May Gray" and "June Gloom" the past two weeks with cloudy skies all day and high temps around 17 C. I bet all those tourists looking for California Sun from Britain are truly pissed!
if i have to stir it, it's homemade.

etc., abbreviation

suggests that you know less than what you should have communicated



AI knows where you live. And it's too late to turn back now.





"Hear that whistle, it's ten o'clock. Don't let go, don't let go. Come on, baby, it's time to rock. Don't let go, don't let go."


ActiveProcrastinationInProgress

suicide, noun

if committed, you can't deny it
hormonell unausgeglichen



There's always something you can learn from speaking 
to people who see it differently to you.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.