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     1 light year is 
9.4 trillion kilometers

the observable  
         universe is 
    93 billion light years 
        in diameter

 let that sink in
          for a while

Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably shit

Is it just my translate button that doesn't work or everyone's?

Not everyone who has sight has vision




GO LOVE YOURSELF!
we had a perfectly nice planet where we could have just hung out, smoked fish, and eaten psychedelic mushrooms.
but no.
Our phones fall, we panic. 

Our friends fall, we laugh.

If you can't think of a word say, 'I forget the English word for it'
That way people will think you are Bilingual  instead of an idiot.
500 SHOPPING CARTS IN THE GROCERY STORE AND I KEEP PICKING THE ONE WITH THE WEIRD FRONT WHEEL THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DYING PIG !
it's not easy being pretty...

and it's not pretty being easy.

I'M OUT BIRD WATCHING WITH 
SINEAD O'CONNOR,

SO FAR, IT'S BEEN SEVEN OWLS AND FIFTEEN JAYS

You don't have to actually 'like' a person to recognise them as a human being with all their rights. Real human rights is the right to be disliked by others, to be afforded the full spectrum of their humanness -  regardless of your opinion or judgement or their 'likeability'.




               offline hearts in 
an online world


This post is going to get more likes than it deserves....









 Stay close to people
 who feel like sunshine.
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH ALL THIS FUTURE?



Do not let your soul be defined by it's shell



Elevate the LOVE higher than the hate. 

That's our job today,
and every day.


Do you ever feel like you're on Season Five of your life and the writers are just doing outrageous shit just to keep it interesting?

Always be kind to each other.  You never know what the other person is going through.


I want someone I can share my entire life
with who will leave me 
alone most of the time
Coffee is not the answer.

Coffee is the question.

Yes is the answer.
GET LOVED!

because it's easy getting fucked but much harder finding someone who will love you


BLESSED
ARE THE CONSTIPATED
FOR THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT !

Is it just my translate button that doesn't work or everyone's?



Elevate the LOVE higher than the hate. 

That's our job today,
and every day.
To fortify your energy, purify your intentions.



None of us are the same person we were when this year started

No, I don't really "rise and shine"

Most days, I just coffeinate and then hope for the best.
We are the consciousness of the universe reflecting on itself.









 Stay close to people
 who feel like sunshine.






maybe tomorrow/today ill continue exposing the limits of my comfort zone, it really helps in fortification


CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY GARAGE AND STOLE MY LIMBO STICK... SERIOULSLY, 
HOW LOW CAN YOU GO !
Our phones fall, we panic. 

Our friends fall, we laugh.


This post is going to get more likes than it deserves....
how to have clarity?
the creator will take a joke youve been told your whole life or a "simple quote" and will let you speak those words the world uses to make the smallest talk and most ignored and foolishly overlooked and misunderstood and by the time you finish the first word your jaw drops as your mind stops and a new found meaning reprograms your world.
my words are not my own
Coffee is not the answer.

Coffee is the question.

Yes is the answer.


Do you ever feel like you're on Season Five of your life and the writers are just doing outrageous shit just to keep it interesting?
. . .
The reason 
why it's important 
that you always give everybody involved a heads~up 
when it comes tobullshit 
the moment you start smelling it, 
and call it out for exactly what it is 
is because it then places 
the onus of having to explain how in hell it got there onto the person most likely to have put it there, you dig?

                                                              Ofrkjr
If you knew before hand that I was going to ask,"Are you psychic?" Maybe you are.
More often than not, 
by the time you come 
to realize that you have been played, there won't be a got damn thing that you, alone, can do about it, and in the end, all
you're gonna feel is
so incredibly stupid.

                                             Ofrkjr
Coffee, political podcasts, and long walks. Small joys, making the most out of eid holidays over lockdowns.
it's not easy being pretty...

and it's not pretty being easy.
It's one of those well-traveled anecdotes that's been passed from hand to hand, accumulating more baggage along the way, like blockchain.
I can't count how many math tests I've failed
Theory is a tool.

Theory only comes into play 
if there is
a problem.

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today 
or 
naked tomorrow
You look like something 
I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, 
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.





     LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people,  because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food 

they say the ones you love hurt you the most


THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.


If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is
a beautiful concept.
unicorns too.
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty 


and I could not have described it any better
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 

90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. 
But I would rather be alone with you.
i've
fallen
in love
with you,

but you
don't exist.