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what doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms, a sick sense of humour and the vocabulary of a fucking sailor.
Apparently I misunderstood what a gender reveal party was so I got thrown out and nearly arrested for dropping my pants.
Don't take anyone for granted.
"Whenever someone says they did something 'Like a boss', I assume that means they didn't do it at all, and are merely taking credit for it!" ~ Bill Murray
Fifty shades of grey is only romantic because the guy is a billionaire. If he was living in a trailer it would be an episode of criminal minds.
When I was young, there was no internet. People used to have to walk for miles to call me an asshole.
sipping wine at home in the gathering twilight and longing for home
When you're burying a dead body in the garden, remember to cover it up with endangered native plants so that its illegal to dig them up.
Not everyone has wanderlust.
Apparently stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people that are stressing you out.
The broken unspoken.
It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. e.e. cummings
"Looking back at all the successes and failures in my life.... I can't help but be proud that at least the potty training thing stuck!"
My water tastes fancier because it's in a fancy cup!
Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon... No matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyways.
"How much to hire a church singing group?" "You mean a choir?" "Fine, how much to acquire a church singing group?"
Proust mentions 206 paintings in his novel IN SEARCH OF LOST TIME. Paintings and colours are important to the narrator and the cast. They serve as: subject of study and discussion replica of some characters personal memories nostalgic objects catalyst for love WORLD ART DAY (15 April) - lonelyscribe
Funny how people can be mad at the guy finding the fraud, but not the people wasting your money.
It's like a breath of fresh air, yet people still insist on breathing in carbon dioxide out of stupidity.
being told your enemy is my enemy too is the fastest way to lose the friendship ~
Some people keep so much bottled up inside Because nobody listens.
THE PENS HAVE DRIED The person writing this is different from the one who could not have written this a few years back. My words carry the colour of my experience not ink. - lonelyscribe
You inspire me!
"Whenever someone says they did something 'Like a boss', I assume that means they didn't do it at all, and are merely taking credit for it!" ~ Bill Murray
being told your enemy is my enemy too is the fastest way to lose the friendship ~
It probably doesn't pay to argue over things we have chosen to believe as part of our identity.
"How much to hire a church singing group?" "You mean a choir?" "Fine, how much to acquire a church singing group?"
When I was young, there was no internet. People used to have to walk for miles to call me an asshole.
what doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms, a sick sense of humour and the vocabulary of a fucking sailor.
Oh, sorry! I didn't see your ego has a 'fragile' sticker on it.
if someone is hotter than you, then you are cooler than them. - thermodynamics
I'm fragile.
What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist? The literalist takes things literally. The kleptomaniac takes things, literally.
"Looking back at all the successes and failures in my life.... I can't help but be proud that at least the potty training thing stuck!"
freedom is not just a gift, you have to work for it, even fight for it.
Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon... No matter how good you are, the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyways.
look, i am not arguing with you. i am just describing in detail why i'm right.
it is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong.
We're all waiting our turn in conversations. Most people aren't good at listening. They're good at appearing to listen while rehearsing what they'll say next. The gap between speaking is just preparation time.
Fifty shades of grey is only romantic because the guy is a billionaire. If he was living in a trailer it would be an episode of criminal minds.
Don't take anyone for granted.
sipping wine at home in the gathering twilight and longing for home
Funny how people can be mad at the guy finding the fraud, but not the people wasting your money.
Don't bold and drive.
fear not!
Your problem is that you interpret self-doubt as a sign of your character rather than a wave of inner sensations that every human experiences more often and intensely than you know.
if facts hurt your feelings, you need new feelings, not new facts.
It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today or naked tomorrow
You look like something I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying, "I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.
If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal Listening to them - common Arguing with them - acceptable Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food they say the ones you love hurt you the most
THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is a beautiful concept. unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. But I would rather be alone with you.
i've fallen in love with you, but you don't exist.
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