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THE REASON WHY OUR FAMILIES ARE NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, IS BECAUSE WE BURIED THE ONES WHO USED TO KEEP FAMILY TOGETHER.
you are my friend if you know me well and like me despite everything
Holiday Wish List 1. less gifts, more memories 2. less busyness, more peace 3. less stress, more joy 4. less chaos, more calm 5. less excess, more gratitude
NEGLIGENT: absent-mindedly answering the door in your nightie
good judgement comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgement.
DEAR GOD, PLEASE SEND CLOTHES TO THOSE POOR LADIES ON DADDY'S COMPUTER.
I've started investing in stocks. Beef, Chicken, and Vegetable. One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
LORD I NEED MONEY TO ORGANIZE YOUR BIRTHDAY...
WHEN YOU SAID FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS.... I ASSUMED YOU OWNED A LIQUOR STORE?
People say I have the body of an athlete But until they find out where I buried it they can't prove anything.
I really need a day between Sunday and Monday...
I don't know how I keep going but I just do
Maybe tomorrow she said optimistically
Some possessions own a person.
Our past shapes our present. Our present creates our future. In the past, present and future, we move as one.
Consumption can never be satisfied because the logic of the consumable object demands the creation of new insatiable needs.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE YOUR MOTHER IN LAW FOR CHRISTMAS.... HER SON BACK !!
“Buy, buy, says the sign in the shop window; Why, why, says the junk in the yard.” Paul McCartney
IT'S CRAZY HOW .. DEATH CAN BRING FAMILIES TOGETHER AND LIFE KEEPS FAMILIES APART.
I LIKE TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH. IN SOME WAY, IT HELPS ME KNOW THAT SOMEONE NEEDS MY FKD UP SENSE OF HUMOUR TO CHEER THEM UP!!
Does spirituality have to come with an easy proof lid?
If I made you laugh, my day was not wasted. If you made me laugh, even better!
RELIGIOUS SPIRITS WILL ALWAYS DISAGREE AND DEBATE WITH THE SPIRIT OF FAITH.
YESTERDAY I WAS WASHING THE CAR WITH MY SON? HE SAID: WHY CAN'T YOU USE A SPONGE LIKE A NORMAL DAD?!?
i'm incredibly dense and i know how to use it
my oxidation is high and so am I
Ever feel like you want to start screaming
Another great day... ...ruined by responsibility.
A tattoo is a true poetic creation, and is always more than meets the eye. As a tattoo is grounded on living skin, so its essence emotes a poignancy unique to the mortal human condition.
What starts with a 'W' and ends with a 'T'. It really does, I swear!
There's no such thing as coincidences, only incidences with a twist.
NOT TODAY! Just walk away. Please.
Can I help you? Please say no. Please say no.
for me Boldomatic reflects back what I said to demonstrate that I have actually been heard
social media brought us from chit chat to shit chat
“Disappointed but not surprised” has been my biggest mood this year...
Did you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror, and think "That can't be right!?"
Maybe tomorrow she said optimistically
what a stupid word it eats up four syllables this reality
i sometimes tend to judge people more by their actions and less by their words.
One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your 3 closest friends... If they seem ok, then you're the one.
WHEN YOU SAID FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS.... I ASSUMED YOU OWNED A LIQUOR STORE?
I don't know how I keep going but I just do
Learning how to age well is a THANG
IT'S CRAZY HOW .. DEATH CAN BRING FAMILIES TOGETHER AND LIFE KEEPS FAMILIES APART.
THE REASON WHY OUR FAMILIES ARE NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, IS BECAUSE WE BURIED THE ONES WHO USED TO KEEP FAMILY TOGETHER.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE YOUR MOTHER IN LAW FOR CHRISTMAS.... HER SON BACK !!
RELIGIOUS SPIRITS WILL ALWAYS DISAGREE AND DEBATE WITH THE SPIRIT OF FAITH.
It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
laundry today or naked tomorrow
You look like something I draw with my left hand.
There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying, "I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
Whenever I delete an app on my phone, the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said; "no, we all seem to enjoy it"
I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
LISTEN TO SILENCE
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything
I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.
If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself
Voices in your head - normal Listening to them - common Arguing with them - acceptable Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM
i just burnt my tongue on some food they say the ones you love hurt you the most
THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.
Adam and Eve were the first people to agree to the Apple terms and conditions without reading them.
Sun goes down earlier for short people.
If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.
justice is a beautiful concept. unicorns too.
I wanted to write down exactly what I felt but somehow the paper stayed empty and I could not have described it any better
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
10% of conflicts are due to differences in opinion. 90% are due to wrong tone of voice.
I like to be alone. But I would rather be alone with you.
i've fallen in love with you, but you don't exist.
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