2ten8love's Posts

10 years since I had coffee made from river water

#roadtrip, #truestory, #goodtimes

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there are smiles which don't reach the eyes.
My smile doesn't reach the lips.
;) (;

#observations, #self, #truestory

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I'm stuck between trying to live my life and trying to run from it.

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Today's Creative Challenge:

Agree with everything everyone says, the more asinine the better.

#challenge, #expansion, #self

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Ahhh...
the immeasurable relevance of powerful passing sensations.

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#band, #fiction, #pig, #original

#band, #fiction, #original, #random, #pig

a few ideas for my dating bio:

awkward
bad communicator
accidentally masogynistic
stuttering ambition
cheap

Cleans Up Nice

#observations, #truestory

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old russian bum tries to recruit me to fly large spaceships.

#truestory, #goodtimes, #roadtrip

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"No really, it says 'dave' on my birth certificate- except it's spelled different."

"Blutty Fahtts Mite"

#accents, #observations, #poop., #pub

asking random people on the street about your weak stream or heavy cramping:
bad
Asking google:good

Daves World

party time excellent

#dave

bob and dave and ted and dave

#dave

LIVER TASTES LIKE SHIT SMELLS

#observations

Bob and Carol and Ted and Dave

#dave

DAVE WAS ASTOUNDED WHEN I FINALLY PAID HIM BACK ($2)

#dave

PSA RIDESHARE DRIVERS
It is very important to open a window BEFORE you fart.

#truestory, #observations

I'm a complainer but I'm working on - I'm also an interrupter.

#truestory, #dave, #self, #observations

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LSD @
BRIAN WILSON'S pissed my shorts.

#roadtrip, #truestory, #coast, #goodtimes

OH MY DAVE BECKY LOOK AT HER BUTT

#dave

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RICHARD
CRANIUM
___________

Dave
Head

#Dave

Me: what does that look like to you?

Jim Morrison:
a shallow grave.

Woman off to our left somewhere(whispering):
what are we going to do with them?

Guy near woman: mumbles

Us: Running

Them: chasing

Us: Hiding

#story, #dave, #roadtrip, #imperial, #valley

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I met 'davey' from "the partridge family".

He's a DOUCHE

#dave, #roadtrip, #SanDiego

Did I dream it, do I remember it, did I think it before, or am I only now thinking it?

#brain, #inner, #thoughts, #musing, #seinfeld

I have always loathed
bananas.

I eat 1-3 per day.

PSA:
A CHP Interceptor is perfectly capable of pushing a broken winnebago at high speeds through seven miles of treachorous mountain highway.

Especially if the winnebago contains two stoners, a bit of weed and the fecal remnants of a washed out high gravity swilling bum called FRITZ.

#poop, #roadtrip, #thinblueline, #mendo, #420

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at a pub in the redwoods, I met four drunken irish punk musicians.
they didn't like my ranch flavoured triscuits.

#Roadtrip, #Coast, #River, #Inn, #Pub, #msg, #diglycerides, #junkfood

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Country mouse is to city mouse as Full Flavor is to Menthol.

#fables, #redneck, #hipster, #ghetto, #smokes

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