Aaryn_D's Posts

Mark Chicken...

are you... er ...sure about that?

#aaryn
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italian

January 2016 ?

Nailed it !

Aaryn D

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again.

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"Why is it that everytime I converse on someone elses post it always ends up being all about them?

Don't you just hate that"
~ Narcissus

"it's a terrible thing
in life, I think, to wait until you're ready"

Hugh Laurie

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"sometimes, I just have to buckle down and do it the easy way...

'cos there isn't time to do it the hard way"

Aaryn D

#aarynism

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daily routine:

wake up
be awesome
go back to sleep

rule # 1

curiosity
comes first

for people who
act like they're
fourty but think
like they're four

Raise your words, not voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder.

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My coworker asked if I'd seen Fight Club, so I punched him for breaking the first two rules of Fight Club

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i'm not crazy.

i prefer the term mentally hilarious.

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The worst
distance between two people is misunderstanding •

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Chocolate
doesn't ask
silly questions..
chocolate understands •

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I just had a near-work experience!

My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013 which I should've done in 2012 because I promised them in 2011 and planned in 2010.

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It's better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.

- H. Melville

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EVEN THE BIGGEST FAILURE BEATS THE HELL OUT OF NEVER TRYING

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Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm.

Winston
Churchill

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Doubt kills more ideas than failure ever will.

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You're not allowed.

You're not even allowed to be allowed.

That's how not allowed you are.

#humour, #permission, #forbidden, #naughty, #bad, #child

Rule # 3

Practice Reflection

#create, #creative, #innovate, #innovation, #learn, #learning, #education, #inspiration, #genius, #insight

Rule # 2

Embrace The Mess

#create, #creative, #learn, #learning, #innovation, #inspiration, #insight, #education, #genius

Rule # 1

Curiosity Comes First

#curiosity, #create, #creative, #learn, #learning, #education, #innovation, #inspiration, #genius, #insight, #enlightenment

10 Things You Need To Give Up To Be Successful

No 1: Motivational Posters

#aarynism

#motivation, #inspiration, #humour, #funny, #success, #happiness, #poster, #list, #aarynism

what's your top category?

With brave wings she flies..

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games of imagination play people as much as people play the games

#games, #imagination, #play, #fun, #creativity

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I don't want to say it's hot in my room...

but two hobbits have just come by and thrown a ring into it

#hot, #heat, #hobbit, #LOTR, #heatwave, #insomnia

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i want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself...

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Congratulations on your ability to create drama out of absolutely nothing •

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"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Unless you're at a funeral.

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Eating cereal in the shower isn't saving me as much time as I thought.

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I wake
up with a good attitude everyday..
then idiots happen •

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I just had a near-work experience.

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Sometimes, I sneak up on my alarm clock in the middle of the night and yell "HOW DOES IT FEEL BITCH"

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Dad, you've always been like a father to me.

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If I have ten ice cubes and you have eleven oranges, how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats.

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took a nude photo of myself. with the lights off.

you're welcome.

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I'd like to offer moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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I'm gonna ignore you so hard you'll start to doubt your own existance.

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THIS IS BY FAR YOUR MOST FUCKED UP IDEA EVER... I'LL BE THERE IN 10MINUTES.

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I'm not as random as you think I salad.

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I wish I had a dollar for every dollar I don't have.

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I'll have a café mocha vodka valium latte to go please.

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I may look calm but in my head I have already killed you three times AND hid the body.

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I'm two fries short of a happy meal

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I HATE BEING
BIPOLAR
IT IS AWESOME

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The creative adult is the child who survived.

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laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

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I just awesomed all over the place.

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I wish my iPhone would stop correcting 'omg' to 'OMG', i'm not that excited.

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Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

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I'm already against your next proposal!

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The last thing I want to do
is hurt you.
But it's still on the list.

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I wish I was a Unicorn...

so I could stab all of the fucktards with my head.

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i wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says "haha, good one!" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.

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#playingmylastnervelikeabanjo

that awkward moment when you forget to turn off 'sexy' and wake up covered in boys

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