Angela511's Posts

I'm pretty sure if I smacked the stupid out of you, there wouldn't be anything left.

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I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do
as well as nature did.

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I've made it from the bed to the couch.

There's no stopping me now.

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What did Saturday the 14th say to Friday the 13th?

I'm coming
after you!

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I would
slap you,
but I don't abuse animals.

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Admit it, you should be doing something else, really important, right now, but you came on G+ instead.

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Dear Sleep,

I'm sorry we broke up this morning.

I want you back

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Organized people are just too lazy to look for things

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I love hearing old songs I used to love.
They're like memories I can always go back to.

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Music is life. That's why our hearts have beats.

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Don't think of yourself as an ugly person.

Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

My hobbies include responding to stupid questions with sarcastic answers.

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I'M ALLERGIC TO STUPIDITY.

I BREAK OUT IN SARCASM.

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Music knows more about the kind of mood I'm in than I do.

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Music is basically the only thing that understands me

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Music
is what feelings sound like

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When
everyone
has left,
there stays
my music,
my best
friend.

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My mom told me to vacuum my room.
I closed my door, YouTubed a vacuum sound and took a nap.

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Don't worry about what people think.
They don't do it very often.

Experts say men think about sex every 7 seconds.

I try to finish
a hotdog in 6,
so it doesn't
get awkward.

The reason women will never be the ones to propose is because as soon as she gets on her knees...

He will start unzipping.

Men will be men.

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What's the difference between being hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber

Music is a piece of art
that goes in the ears
straight to the heart.

Dear Guys,

Girls love food.

Sincerely,

Learn to Cook

Happiness is

a day called FRIDAY

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Can I axe you a question?

No, I value my life, thanks.

Everytime you open your mouth

Some idiot starts talking