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There's a Pokemon hiding in your moms dildo drawer.

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There's a Pokemon hiding in your moms dildo drawer.

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follow your brain
your heart is stupid as shit

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What the fuck do birds have to be so happy about at 5am?

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She wears strength and darkness equally well, the girl has always been half goddess, half hell.

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She wears strength and darkness equally well, the girl has always been half goddess, half hell.

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nek nuruti cocot sing ra kuat otot

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I think my problem is that I have really fantastic bad ideas.

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In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.

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float
like
a butterfly
sting
like
ali.

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I didn't realise
how much
I hated you
until
you
started
speaking.

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I didn't realise
how much
I hated you
until
you
started
speaking.

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belalang kupu kupu, tiwas mlengkang ra sido mlebu

the dream is free but the hustle is sold separately.

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when you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

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KEEP IT SIMPLE:

Missing somebody: call!
Have a question: ask!
Want to be understood: explain!
Don't like something: change it!
Love someone: tell them!
Want to meet up: invite!

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what you think about me is your problem,
I don't have to agree

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cangkemu gawekno nota....
tak bayare !!!!

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So many years of education, yet nobody taught us how to love ourselves.

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So many years of education, yet nobody taught us how to love ourselves.

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fantasizing about you was the best fuck I never had

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my old soul will never give up. fuck the new world, if i lose an arm and a leg ill gladly be wearing a hook and a peg

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finally....
everything is about money and money

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The axe forgets but the tree remembers.

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live fast.
die young.
be wild.
and have fun.

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Detasemen 86 Anti Tekor
Detasemen Khusus Penjinak Bon

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The only person you can control is you

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drink iced chocolate milk in the morning and then do stupid things faster with more energy

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rojer : rodo jero
rojem : rodo jemek
roger : njero rok seger

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malam jumat ?
sunnah rasul yuk ?
dengan definisi
bersenggama,
hanya uwong uwong pekok yang mengatakan ini

team salesman rindu order, iso adol iso nagih, malu kalau pulang tidak bawa orderan dan tagihan

never tell your problems to anyone. 20% don't care and 80% are glad you have them.

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the nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does

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so tired...push the pause button, please.

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rise
rebel
resist

susah itu hanyalah bagi orang orang yang merasa terjajah

anyone who doesn't worship you is a hater

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beda tipis antara pekok, goblok, nyepelekke dan lali

I wish I could clone myself so I could kill one and blame the other.

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This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you.

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dipikir karo ngising

mungkin aku sudah terlanjur aras arasen

hidup adalah seperti rambut kemaluan yang ada di toilet duduk, anda terus bertahan dan terus bertahan tapi akhirnya kesal juga

tanpa kita sadari, kita telah menciptakan surga dan neraka sesungguhnya di dunia ini

saya adalah apa yang anda pikirkan, ketika anda berpikir saya baik itulah adanya, tetapi ketika anda berpikir saya buruk itulah juga adanya

pantang pulang sebelum tumbang

life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat, you hang on and you hang on but eventually you get pissed off

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NO GUTS
NO GLORY

banyak belajar banyak yang lupa

sedikit belajar sedikit yang lupa

tidak belajar tidak ada yang lupa

seberat beratnya pekerjaan akan terasa ringan bila tidak dikerjakan

ingat ketika susah,
lupa ketika bahagia

ongap angop ra turu turu,
nunggu amplop ra metu metu

TARGET BELUM TERCAPAI

awake pating greges campur linu linu

i love my current job because there no other jobs for men aged 40 years

#lovemyjob, #yooture

iced cappucino and bread in the morning makes my day easier

#nomnom

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aku tanpamu bagaikan payudara tanpa BH, terombang ambing, gondal gandul ora karuan

saya : assalamualaikum pak ustad, apa hukumnya menikah dengan wanita satu kantor

pak ustad : waalaikumsalam mas, hukumnya haram karena kalau wanita satu kantor terlalu banyak

berdua bersamamu mengajarkanku apa artinya kenyamanan

#guling

GLORY

GLORY

MANCHESTER

UNITED

DARTH VADER

the coolest dad of the galaxy

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ya Allah, jauhkanlah hamba dari para ibu yang lampu sein nya belok kiri tapi ternyata belok kanan atau sebaliknya

anak : bu, yang ngebut itu pasti SALESMAN ya

ibu : betul nak, mereka baru mengejar TARGET

hp dipinjam istri

#kami tidak takut

#cumadegdegan

hidup itu penuh cobaan,
kalau penuh saweran itu namanya dangdutan

people without passwords on their phones are the strongest and most terrifying people you will ever meet

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nek omong ojo keduwuren, mengko lambemu ndak kesampluk pesawat

cara paling luar biasa untuk meraih mimpi adalah TIDUR

INGAT
TARGET
JANGAN
SANTAI

saya : assalamualikum pak ustad, apa hukumnya menikah dengan wanita satu kantor

pak ustad : waalaikumsalam mas, hukumnya haram karena kalau wanita satu kantor terlalu banyak

nama nama hari :
senin 1
senin 2
senin 3
senin 4
jumat
sabtu
pra senin

INGAT :
BESOK
HARI
SENIN

cara mbedakna kucing lanang apa wadon :
takoni bae arep maem apa, nek jawabane TERSERAH artine kucing wadon :)

punya istri cantik itu PENTING supaya betah dirumah..
punya istri pintar juga PENTING supaya bisa mendidik anak..
punya istri shaleha sangat PENTING agar nyaman dunia dan akhirat..
tapi yang paling PENTING adalah ketiganya bisa akur

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punya istri cantik itu PENTING supaya betah dirumah..
punya istri pintar juga PENTING supaya bisa mendidik anak..
punya istri shaleha sangat PENTING agar nyaman dunia dan akhirat..
tapi yang paling PENTING adalah ketiganya bisa akur

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lawan rasa malas dengan tidur kembali

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lawan rasa malas dengan tidur kembali

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