authentiquemo's Posts

surely there must be something wrong with me if your dick is poking me in the middle of the night, but you're not in my bed.

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4 a.m.

is a shitty wake-up
time.

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Reposted from HeresyIsWeird

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A real man will make your panties wet, not your eyes.

Reposted from leslucas

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$___ / / absolutely right / / / / / / ___ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ \ / / \ / \___/$

Reposted from anonymous

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love sucks.
true love swallows.

Reposted from t_treeman

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some are boldicted

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reposted by tweetybird

that moment when you realize that after looking at the word faith 750 times it starts to look funny and you're not sure how to spell it anymore.

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no capital
letters

they cause power struggles

and eventually power outages

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Capricorn is_

trustworthy.
dependable.
ambitious.
practical.
influential.
the.
best.
agent.
everr.

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Virgo is_

systematic.
affectionate.
healthy.
sensible.
disciplined.
logical.
the.
best.
personal trainer.
everr.

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Taurus is_

stubborn.
comforting.
practical.
sensual.
tactful.
the.
best.
interior designer.
everr.

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Sagittarius is_

hilarious.
glamourous.
inquisitive.
cuirious.
playful.
honest.
the.
best.
coach.
everr.

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Aries is_

a leader.
energetic.
courageous.
independent.
optimistic.
trendy.
the.
best.
stylist.
everr.

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Leo is_

warm.
loyal.
flirty.
regal.
the.
best.
hair stylist.
everr.

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Aquarius is_

generous.
sincere.
aloof.
caring.
the.
best.
helper.
everr.

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Libra is_

charming.
funny.
even.
romantic.
gorgeous.
the.
best.
shit-talker.
everr.

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Gemini is_

intellectual.
fun.
a bargain.
friendly.
always doing.
the.
best.
builder of ideas.
everr.

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Cancer is_

shy.
kind.
loving.
emotional.
the.
best.
friend.
everr.

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reposted by CatchMe

Pisces is_

dreamy.
creative.
intuitive.
moody.
sweet.
the.
best.
foot massuse.
ever.

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Scorpio is_

passionate.
mysterious.
sexy.
elegant.
the.
best.
fuck.
everrr.

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Reposted from DasPlatt

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Reality
is frequently inaccurate.

Reposted from mpsw

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F
RI
DAY
SEXY
TIMES

Reposted from GaylrdSprFckr

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YOU
(for all my heart has grown.)

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I Love Eating
Her
Warm
Moist
Sucullent
Always Tasty
Fresh...
Oven baked
Chocolate
Chip Cookies

Reposted from heymrriot

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dance like there's a pole in the room.

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life is short. have loud sex.

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