awc9999's Posts

when i want an opinion, i'll remove the duct tape...

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Isn't it ironic that those who fear death the least love life the most?

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Newbridge, Ireland

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It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them-

The police call it indecent exposure, but whatever...

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Let me tell you something about crazy people...
The sex is incredible!

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I'm honestly convinced some women don't fart. They just store it up, and it comes out as drama.

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Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

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for a
pessimist,

i'm pretty
optimistic.

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mondays aren't so bad, it's your job that sucks.

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WORK

"yet another shitty day in paradise"

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I'm going to start cleaning the house. And by cleaning, I mean drinking wine while spraying everything with Febreze.

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I don't know if I did right or wrong but I always did my best.

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Everyone is entitled to an opinion.

i just dont have to except yours so tell someone who gives a fuck !

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Of course your opinion matters,

Just not to me.

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If I'm quiet, u don't know me.

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when life gives you lemons just add vodka.

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Let's do the rabbit thing.

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i'd explain it to you, but i don't have any crayons with me

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TAKE EVERY RISK.
DROP EVERY FEAR.

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Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm.

Winston
Churchill

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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

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LIFE
IS TOO
SHORT
TO REMOVE
USB SAFELY.

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GUESS
WHO'S GET'N
DRUNK TONIGHT

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choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

- Confucius, a
long time ago

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You are only as good as the drinks you mix, the tables you dance on and the friends you roll with.

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does your ass ever get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth?

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$\•> |•J >> < > let me waka waka your bad vibes away.$

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KEEP
CALM
AND
ENJOY
THE

WEEKEND

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hey, i'm sorry, i'm not being rude; it's just that you don't matter

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ride bold.
or dont ride at all...

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If fantasy was realistic -
reality would be fantastic.

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optimists claim that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.

pessimists are scared that might be true.

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