BohoGypsy's Posts

"I expected David Rossi the legend, but what i got was David Rossi the AARP member"

Keep
the wire!

I stand with Texas!

Being admitted to the hospital for 7 days has put me in the poor house!

I have ordered from Temu, TikTok store, Rainbow, Shein, Steve Madden, Michael Kors.... and God knows what else!!!... oh and kitchen gadgets Amazon said i couldn't live without!!...

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Before you vote this mid-term, just ask yourself this?

Are you better off today than you were 4 years ago?

Are you better off today than you were 2 years ago?

Enough said

I rather look the devil in the eye, than look the other way

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guys with no tattoos be trying to date me ..
Sorry sir ..
i don't date bitches ..
Have a great day.

Liking my tattoos does NOT mean it's ok to touch my arm!!..
I am not a touchy touchy person and you are invading my personal space!!!
BACK OFF!!

I gave up chocolate for Lent .. this may get ugly

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U only text me while ur working.. and u expect me to believe ur not in a relationship?.. lol

Dear 2021:

Please don't let me say at any time - damn i can't believe i preferred 2020....
Just saying

Love,

Gemma

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I value more the honesty of a man who says they're here only to fuck.. that way you can ask and i can say NO and move along ...

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Responding with an "lol" three days later will not get you a response from me.. i deleted that convo three days ago..

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Availability is now open for me to be your plus one for the upcoming holidays.
Tell me what to say to your mother and feeding me is required.
Please apply below as dates are limited and going fast.
Book all the Holidays for a specal discount!

Slap my ass and color me a happy red... it's Friday eve!

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This year for Halloween I'm dressing up as a pencil.. seems suited, as I'm always #2 in a man's life..

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When the one you like .. doesn't like you back...

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Most of you that send nudes, have some pretty ugly and tiny dicks.. just saying

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I am NOT feeling the love today ...

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Another humpless hump day... sighs

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When you wait and wait.. only to be stood up... twice.. 2 days in a row

I can smell a conspiracy at a 5 yr old's lemonade stand ...

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Judas ate too ...

There is sex without love

There is love without sex

And there is me, without both

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Once upon a time, there was a girl and boy who were a couple.
They were going to celebrate the boy's birthday until his girlfriend showed up. No celebration for the boy with this girl and maybe no other.
The girl lived happily ever after by dodging this bullet.
The End

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Have you ever really hated someone so much - that on their birthday - you text them just to fuck up their day?

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I have had to change my page to private after i corrected someone for trashing Trump and wishing Obama a happy bday. I have gotten over 30 death threats and over 20 messages telling me to kill myself. Do not mistake going private to being a coward. Its basically for the safety of family and friends

As restaurants start opening for dine in services - please remember to support your local mom and pop stores!!
We are in this together!!

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I'm making a list with pics of all those commenting they wont wear masks, social distance or vaccinate their kids.
I'll be posting the info incase anyone sees them - RUN away !!!

Dear 2019..
Im sorry for all I said about you!