copolovici's Posts

No matter what kind of music you play in your restaurant kitchen, the dance of those who work there should always be waltz.

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Trust Me,
you can
dance.

- Vodka

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You know you had too much hot chilly when your farts come out on a very silent heat.

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What Can I Do For Me?

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Treat your meat and seafood with respect for their sacrifice!

Itacaré, Brazil

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#potato

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The giant is not asleep anymore.

keep walking, Brazil!

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You should read my last piece on MEDIUM. Rare.

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The most important thing during a blowjob is what end of the dick u're at.

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comic sans my ass!

I am not fat! My sixpack is just shy, hidung under those two inches of lard.

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One day..
I'm gonna make the onions cry •

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If I had boobs, I wouldn't play half as much with my phone.

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A town in Croatia.
Currency in Botswana.
"Jump" in Portuguese.
And "penis" in Romanian.

Use ['p u l a] responsibly.

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