corbus1310's Posts

You gotta figure
out if you're actually important to somebody..
or if you're just something to do when it's nothing to do •

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I'M JUST SITTING HERE DRINKING COFFEE AND MAKING PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION.

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Hold your head high.

And your middle finger higher.

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I never needed you. I wanted you.

There's a difference.

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Ich habe vor längerem eine Obstschale gekauft.
Ist Staub vitaminreich?

ICH STEHE MIT BEIDEN BEINEN FEST AUF DEM SCHLAUCH.

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If a girl ever steals your man there is no better revenge than letting her keep him.

Real men can't be stolen.

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Du gehörst zu den Leuten, die bei Tetris das Quadrat drehen.

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Wenn ich nur noch Wörter benutzen darf, die du verstehst, dann wird das hier ein sehr schweigsamer Abend.

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Wenn ich sage, dass ich gleich da bin, dann muss man mich nicht alle 2 Stunden anrufen und fragen wo ich bleibe.

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I'M JUST SITTING HERE DRINKING COFFEE AND MAKING PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION.

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I DRANK SO MUCH VODKA LAST NIGHT,
I WOKE UP WITH A RUSSIAN ACCENT.

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The brain is the most outstanding organ.

It works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love.

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Underpaid & overworked.

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An opinion without 3.14 is an onion...

You'll understand.

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I really hate that 'not good enough' feeling •

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