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Have you ever looked at someone and thought...

'Yep... you have a person locked in your basement.'

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you know what rhymes with stupid? HOMEWORK!

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why don't you slip into something a little more comfortable? like a coma.

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Everyone's curious

But no one really cares.

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THIS "NORMAL" YOU SPEAK OF DOESN'T SOUND FUN AT ALL.

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The food channel is like porn for your stomach •

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Kiss me if I'm wrong..

But dinosaurs still exist right?

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Nom.
Nom.
Nom.
*burp*

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When I'm available no one texts me.
When I'm busy... BAM! ...still no one texts me.

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$Duckface ____ ____ ( o ) ( o ) , , {}$

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My favorite lie is:

"Just Kidding"

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I wish
I could put people on mute •

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CHAOS

IS A
LIFESTYLE

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My Boss told me: Dress for the job you WANT not for the job you HAVE! Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Catwoman costume.

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Floor:
My largest shelf

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I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.

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$Angry Bolds , O> , ' , , ,' , , (ö ) \/ (ö ) [__] _|__________[__][__]$

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If I have ten ice cubes and you have eleven oranges, how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens don't wear hats.

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I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school and don't do vegetables.

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I wish I had a dollar for every dollar I don't have.

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I wish I had a dollar for every dollar I don't have.

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I just awesomed all over the place.

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STRESSED

spelled
backward
is

DESSERTS

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Life may have no meaning. or even worse, it may have a meaning of which i dissaprove.

-Ashleigh Brilliant

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There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

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