denapina's Posts

If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between shit and syphillis!

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She said "tell me something super dirty", I said "Your kitchen bitch!"

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Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it's thinking of yourself less.

C. S. Lewis

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Have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have?

train your mind to see the good in every situation

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train your mind to see the good in every situation

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Ooops, I accidentally fell and slipped onto his penis.

Dream big while you sleep and even bigger when you wake.

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shortest horror story:

monday

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Relationship Status:

Looking for a longterm secure wifi connection.

Irony is 15 year old mothers using protective covers on their smartphones

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