imaja's Posts

I wish I was extremly rich instead of being this extremly handsome

Relationshit happens

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Let's break free from our cage and turn this zoo into a jungle once more

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I'm here

You're there

At least one of us is lost

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next Time when I'm Alone And A stranger starts Talking To me I'm Going To look At Them ,SHOCKED,And

WHISPER

" You Can See Me "?

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I hate when cashiers ask: "Will that be it for you?"

Um no, I'd like all this invisible shit, too.

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I basically have 3 hair styles, straight, wavy and homeless...

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The forecast for Saturday is mostly drunk with a 99% chance of being horny.

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When people see you laying down with your eyes closed, they still ask "Are you sleeping?"

"No, I'm training to die."

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Normal people
flirting:
hey you're cute, we should go out some times.

Me flirting:
so do you like bread?

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Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know that I've been naughty... and it was worth it.

You fat,
judgmental bastard.

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Lazy is such an ugly word, I prefer the term selective participation.

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My room: messy
My thoughts: messy
My hair: messy
My life: messy

Consistency.

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Today I don't feel like doing anything.

Except you, I'd do you.

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14.000 people are having sex right now; 25.000 people are kissing; 50.000 people are hugging.
And you... well you're reading this.

Trust me, I'm not happy about it either.

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I think
you're suffering from a
lack of vitamin me.

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