kateelgar's Posts

The glass may be half full or half empty but politicians tell me the glass would be less than half full in the opposition's hands while physicists argue that we can't know how much liquid is in the glass because by measuring it, you have changed the outcome. The opportunist has emptied the glass.

#halffullhalfempty

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Sarcasm is all I have for defence against idiots.

#sarcasm

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My heart beats to the same music as yours.

Hawera, New Zealand

#music, #heart

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It must be a complete coincidence that 'Santa' can be rearranged to make 'Satan' right?

Hawera, New Zealand

#santa, #satan, #thisisconcerning, #whatthehell

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For a person who sucks at singing, I sing an awful lot...

Hawera, New Zealand

#idek

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If love is just chemicals, then why do we value it so much?

Because we need people in our lives to care. We are in love with being loved and loving others. The memories it creates are the ones which we save in our hearts.
Forever.

Hawera, New Zealand

#love, #and, #people

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What is the next step for humanity?

Hawera, New Zealand

#whatsnext

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Why is an alarm going 'off' if it is actually turning on?

Hawera, New Zealand

#thisisannoyingme

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Most people try to be quiet when smeaking out of the house at midnight. I try to be quiet when making a sandwich at midnight.

#midnightsnack

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'May the force be ever in your favour Mr Potter.'
-Gandalf
(The Chronicles of Narnia)

Hawera, New Zealand

#misquotebadly, #fandomscringe

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Life is hard. Get over it.

Hawera, New Zealand

#sorrybutplzgetoverit

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Attempted to hit the high note of my favourite song - 2 dead, 15 wounded.

Hawera, New Zealand

#Iseriouslysuck, #nojoke

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Sometimes the best happy pill isn't small, round and white - it is spending time with family, friends, (and food). Anywhere, anytime.
Alternatively your happy pill could be pizza... there is always that option.

Hawera, New Zealand

#happypill

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#rare

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Art is amazing!! It allows us to express emotions and thoughts that we never would've been able to properly phrase otherwise.

Hawera, New Zealand

#art, #emotions, #thoughts

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Sometimes I think "why doesn't everybody just speak English? It would be so much easier to understand everyone!" But then again our languages are a part of what makes us different... so I retracted those thoughts and marvelled at the beauty of human diversity instead.

Hawera, New Zealand

#different, #languages

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I don't like living in a country with a bunch of stupid people
-John Green

Hawera, New Zealand

#stupidpeople, #JohnGreen

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I arranged a house-warming party for my enemy. Well I call it housewarming, the police call it arson.

#fire, #entertaining, #horrorstory

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The worst horror stories aren't the ones which have demons in them. The real horror stories are ones which actually happen, children going to school, being bullied, and coming home and are abused, constantly having blue and black skin because they don't have time between beatings to heal.

Hawera, New Zealand

#horrorstory

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The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
-Mr Spock

Hawera, New Zealand

#startrek, #mrspock

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

#beauty

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I always leave homework to the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser

#homework

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Life once asked Death, "Why do people love me but hate you?" Death replied with, "Because you are a beautiful lie but I'm a painful truth".

Hawera, New Zealand

#life, #death

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Elegance is the only beauty which doesn't fade

#elegant

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When the winds of change blow some people build walls, others build windmills.
-Chinese Proverb

Hawera, New Zealand

#windsofchange, #walls, #windmills

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What if, at the end of the universe there is the inside of a skull?

Hawera, New Zealand

#universe

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Does anybody else want to be a cat?

#cat, @ACHunter

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Do you ever think the reason you haven't loved someone is because they are holding your heart in their hands and are waiting for you to come get it?

#love, #heart

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Appreciate cut flowers, they will never get a chance to have children.

Hawera, New Zealand

#flowers

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Some of my previous actions suggest that my guardian angel is a compulsive drug addict.

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How to not procrastinate...

-Get off Boldomatic. But let's be honest that is never going to happen

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You know I always spell the word 'ex' as 'x'. Like the way I mark off the days on a calendar until something amazing happens.

Hawera, New Zealand

#ex

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For I have loved the stars to fondly to be fearful of the night...

#night

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What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality? it is not like the Easter Bunny - your belief isn't necessary
- Lea DeLaria

#bunny

Simon says jump!!! Very good... But Simon didn't say land so you are all out!

Hawera, New Zealand

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That incredibly sad moment when you realize the worksheet is doublesided...

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I had a friend once - but he broke the rope and ran away

#friend

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Someone:
You are blocking the view
Me: I am the view

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"Shit it's 2am" I say everyday at 2am as if I'm surprised

Hawera, New Zealand

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That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It is like picking your breakfast cereal based on colour and not taste.
- John Green

#JohnGreen

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Ah school *inhales deeply* the sweet smell of a flawed education system and high stress levels

#school, @Slotter6

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I've been trying to figure out how long forever is - looking at some peoples' relationships suggests 3-6 weeks

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Yes there are plenty of fish in the sea but theres also sharks, seaweed, and toxic waste...

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