monalob's Posts

And
your point
is?

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My friend Uwe is getting married in Italy, I forgot the bride's name but 'Negroni' is my new favorite drink.

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The saying, "Say no to drugs" has always made me laugh. If you're talking to drugs, it's probably too late to say no to them.

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That awkward moment when you see twins fighting and one of them calls the other ugly.

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I never say hi to my friends, i just make creepy faces at them from a distance.

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Never hit a person lying down - it's a lot easier to kick

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I may
look like i'm having really deep thoughts.
But 99% of the time i'm just thinking about what food i'm going to eat later.

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Tequila probably won't fix your problems, but it's worth a shot.

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Did you know that if you put your ear up a strangers leg you can hear them say:
What the fuck are you doing?!?

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Never
make eye contact while eating banana.

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I love waving at random people, because you know for the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were.

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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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the awkward run you do when someone holds the train door open for you

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100% of non-
smokers die too.

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better sore than sorry...

#true, #sore, #sorry

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that moment when you find money in your pocket

#that, #feeling, #jackpot, #win

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if all you get of me is bad attitude, you don't get me at all

#deep

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Kiss me if i'm wrong...
But dinosaurs still exist right?

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Yes, I hate you.

What's the problem?

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Saying you'll do it later and then never coming back to it.

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Calm down, browser.
I cant make a connection either.

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