naomibrutbell's Posts

keep your friends close &
your beer closer

The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success

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there is always a wild side to an innocent face

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may the bridges I burn light the way

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I don't do drugs or drink.

At my age, I get the same effect just standing up too fast.

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Sometimes you have to find the good in goodbye.

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Have you ever noticed that a woman's
"be ready in 5 minutes"
and a man's
"be home in 5 minutes"
are exactly the same?

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Have you ever noticed that a woman's
"be ready in 5 minutes"
and a man's
"be home in 5 minutes"
are exactly the same?

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I just arrived at that point of the week where I want it to be friday or go back to bed..

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actually, we are created to love each other.

simple.
and so hard to do too.

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Find someone who knows you're not perfect but treats you
as if you are.

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There's no stronger sunscreen than sitting at the bar.

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and I drink to myself...

what a wonderful world

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Faster than the speed of light is when you can take a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on.

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With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

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With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

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Never trust a warm toilet seat

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Never trust a warm toilet seat

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Never trust a warm toilet seat

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If Adam and Eve were Chinese,
we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.

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If I had a dollar for every time I said I'd never drink again, I could probably buy my own bar.

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Heide, Germany

#bella

I drink because I'm single,

I'm single because I drink.

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100% of non-
smokers die too.

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everytime you speak, i can feel my brain cells committing suicide one by one

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Heide, Germany

don't
worry,
be just
yourself

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look...that one is shaped like an idiot."

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Complaining about the weather is about as intelligent as complaining about gravity, you can't do a thing about it unless you go really fucking far

away.

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So lets find a bar so dark we forget who we are.

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So lets find a bar so dark we forget who we are.

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I just read an article on my ipad about the evils and dangers of drinking.
I think I'll stop--reading.

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I hate it when the voices in my head go silent...

I never know what those fuckers are planning...

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Love is for lovers.
Beer is for drinkers.
I love beer.
Date me.

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beautiful things don't ask for attention

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