nicolaking's Posts

Ive two moods:

1.fuck me
2.fuck you

#true#moods#fuck

a babys laughter is the most beautiful sound
unless, its 3 in the morning,
your home alone,
and you dont have a baby

#horror_story

what junior cert? :|

#junior_cert, #oops

why cant life just work out how you want it too.. everything would be so much easier

if u had a dollar for every time someone called me pretty i would have exactly one dollar, thanks mom :D

#pretty, #dollar, #thanks, #mom

im not sure why people dislike drunk tests.. youre the only person theyre thinking of when their brain cant function properly

#drunk, #tests, #true

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instead of getting periods

girls should just get to sleep for 5 days straight every month.

everybody wins!

#periods, #good, #idea, #everybody, #wins

"hi honey did you miss me?"
"with every bullet so far..."

#true, #love

i hate being tickled, i do not think its cute, i do not think its funny, i will kick you in the face.

hoes be namin their kids shit they cant even affored,
mercedes, diamond, pearl, rent, welfare, phone bill

me in 20 years: "Honey im home!, oh i forgot im not married"

those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it.

i talk about wanting a "boyfriend"
but i dont even know what id do with one
like what do you just kiss him and leave him alone in a corner
how often does it eat?

so if olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil... OMG

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cute things to call your boyfriend/girlfriend
1. sugar
2. honey
3. flour
4. egg
5. 1/2lb butter
6. stir
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 350 degrees

#cute

you
+me
+nutella
-you
=happiness

#nutella, #happiness, #:D

pencils confused shakespeare, 2B or not 2B?

#deadpoets, #shakespeare, #pencils

My daily routine:
•wake up
•be awesome
•go back to sleep

#daily, #routine, #awesome, #much

sometimes I use big words I dont fully understand in effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

#big, #words, #dont, #understand

Happy
Easter
Everyone!!

#happy, #easter, #everyone, #enjoy

i dont need to manage my anger..

i need everyone else to manage not to piss me off

is your name wifi? cuz im feeling a comnection ;)

young enough to know i can

old enough to know i shouldnt

stupid enough to do it anyway

love: natures way of tricking people into reproducing

a hug from you makes my whole day better...

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i have a boyfriend. wait thats a fridge... i have a fridge.

trust is like an eraser, it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake....

im not weird,

my reality is just different than yours....

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"i call them april babys 'cause they all fools"
~Lil Wayne

dont judge me, i was born to be awesome, not perfect!

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yes i am crazy.....

about you.....

I'm fine...... biggest lie ever....

#fine#biggest#lie

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being a human is getting complicated, time to be a unicorn!

#human#unicorn

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i sock at spelling

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me getting a boyfriend is as likely as being able to lick my elbow!!!

#boyfriend, #not, #likely

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and im in love with you... and all your little things

#lyrics, #little, #things, #one, #direction, #1D, #bored

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Like/Reblog this if you're Irish and I'll follow you, reblog if you'll do the same!

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isnt it weird how someone who was a stranger now means the world to you?

#bestfriend, #boyfriend, #both, #strangers, #not, #mean, #the, #world, #to, #me

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I've waited all week for Friday, now I'm too tired to do anything

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still waiting for the day that ill use:
3y-4x(4c-20j)+45x(4d-9k)-34bc=23% solve for Q.
like bitch wheres the Q?????

#maths, #wtf, #wheres, #the, #q???

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i dont care what youre saying youre pissing me off so shut up!!

#moody, #day, #shut, #up

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we all know that one girl who thinks that shes smart but when you ask her whats 2+2 she says "selfie"

#hate, #, #girls, #who, #are, #like, #that

need beauty sleep? no bitch you need to hibernate!

#beauty, #sleep, #no, #bitch, #hibernate

that moment when you like him and he likes you but both of you dont want to admit it first and it goes on too long that you just get friendzoned

#friendzoned, #always, #happens

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tired of tyring, sick of crying, yeah im smiling but inside im dying...

#quote, #tired, #sick, #smiling, #also, #dying

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bitch if you ate make-up you still would'nt be pretty!

#hell, #no, #bitch

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opinions aint facts, just take them and let them go.

#quote, #first, #post, #please, #like?

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