Percyval's Posts

Dear life.

Would you at least start using lubricant.

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I was originally against getting a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind

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This weather has me wearing jeans under my leggings this time

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This weather has me wearing leggings under my jeans

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If it's too cold tomorrow, I'll be wearing leggings under my chinos.

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If she can't cook, no lobola for her. Save that money for takeaways.

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Never date a guy with a six pack because no guy ever develops six pack abs just to date only one girl.

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If God wanted us to have six packs, they would grow naturally like teeth, I'm a Christian.

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Relationships that last are the ones that you keep away from social networks and your main chick

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Girls are fuckboys too, or rather fuckgirls or hoes. Whichever tickles your fancy.

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Only people who masturbate can see it.

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You're single because you reply back with one word every time someone tries to get to know you.

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Always avoid negative people like how you avoid the front seat of a taxi

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They label me as heartless, it's not that I don't care I just learned to use my heart less.

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This girl told me asking for her age killed the conversation...well excuse me I ain't tryna go to prison.

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Keep the family close

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I think I'd lie for you
I think I'd die for you
Do things when you want me to
So come jolla, come jolla
Yeah, come jolla, come jolla

The only thing better than a cold beer, is an even colder beer in my hand!

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Don't give them the privilege of knowing everything about you. Just because it's not posted on social media doesn't mean it's not happening. Quietly progress.

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I stopped going to church when the pastor said, "We're all made in the image of God" then we sang "Hayo o tshwanang le yena" afterwards.

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You have to take a jog around your hood so that they don't start rumours when you lose weight

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Kasi guys will get you pregnant just because you're beautiful.

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The reason why we can't date is because "abantu ba zo thini "

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Every kasi has girls who were very hot but their love for dick messed them up big time.

True Story

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Me: Sisteri cela ichange yeR100 Cashier: Ayikho *Next guy buys with R200 & gets change*
Me: Kodwa sis wam Cashier: Next customer please!

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I don't trust people who turn off their read recipients and hide their last seen on whatsapp

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A side chick is nothing but a girlfriend who doesn't get lied to.

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Females don't mind being hoes, they mind getting called hoes.

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I said to her show me your true colours ... Next thing she's opening iNguthu with her teeth.

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Girls always think that handling periods is a big thing, try to hide an
erect penis in public then you'll know struggle is real.

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Jokes about menstruation are NOT funny. PERIOD!

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The faking of orgasm is the reason why he has confidence to say "Ngizok'phinda phela" .

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The problem with buying flowers for your girl is that when she's with her crush she will describe you as "Bhari ele ya mablommo"

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When J Cole said "Don' save her she don' wanna be saved" is when I knew I had to give up on my ex.

Don't have me thinking I have a chance with you if I really don't, tell me straight up so I can move on....to your friend

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When Drake said " I know your girl well, just not in public' is when I realised all females cheat.

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"Ok I played you, and cheated, maybe even lied to you the whole time we dated.. but did you die though?" Me trying to get back with my ex this Winter

When it's that time of the month, your boyfriend is allowed to call you "gaz'lami"

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