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50% of marriages end in divorce.

100% of pizza deliveries end in happiness.

Pizza: 1
Love: 0

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Just ordered a chicken and an egg from the internet. I wanna* see which come first.

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Smoking pot may be illegal,
but then again,
so is the music on your iPod.

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My guardian angel lights my cigarettes.

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If school hasn't made you consider being a stripper once or twice, you're a liar.

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never underestimate the soothing power of a night walk. the winds are much more therapeutic than your shrink.

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you're always haunted by the idea that you're wasting your life.

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Wieso wird ein Neutron nicht in die Disco gelassen?

- "Zutritt nur für geladene Gäste"

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