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the truth only hurts when it should.

After all is said and
done, a lot more will be said than done.

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Get the kind of Friday you deserve.

Carpe Noctem

Seize The Night.

Today I took a picture of my peanut butter sandwich.

Today I took a picture of my peanut butter sandwich.

cheers to the freaking weekend!

cheers to the freaking weekend!

i remember when music cost money and water was free.

I
AM
THE
DESIGNER
OF MY OWN CATASTROPHY

Boldomatic Writers Party
Fr 8.3.13, 22h
Revierclub
Zurich
DJs CND

You drink too much.
You swear too much.
You have no morals.

You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend!

You drink too much.
You swear too much.
You have no morals.

You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend!

It's better to be late, than to arrive ugly.

It's better to be late, than to arrive ugly.

hell yeah
its friday.

hell yeah
its friday.

Speaking is silver.

Writing is Bold.

You don't have a Valentine?

Some people don't have a mother on mother's day or a father on father's day, so
SHUT UP!

Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.

touché.

what ever happened to sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll?
all we've got left is aids, crack and techno!

POKING
WILL
CAUSE
DANCERS

90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women either.

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery;
None but ourselves can free our minds.

All i ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy !

W
Y c I o
N o n i t r
e r i o t ' l
w k s t a y. s a d.

What happens in Vegas...
ends up on Facebook.

Everything is made in China. Except babies. They are made in vaChina.

Weekends are like an orgasm.
It takes a lot to get there and when you finally did, it's over in no time...

Weekends are like an orgasm.
It takes a lot to get there and when you finally did, it's over in no time...

more
talent
less
ego

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

I'm
looking forward regretting tonight

WARNING

drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy

more
talent
less
ego

I'm
looking forward regretting tonight

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On the bright side, at least my coffee will never get cold in hell.

DONE IS BETTER THAN PERFECT

Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.

DONE IS BETTER THAN PERFECT

i'm sorry
for what
i said when i was hungry.

i'm sorry
for what
i said when i was hungry.

I'll have a café mocha vodka valium latte to go please.

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Anybody can make it to the list of suggested writers. Anytime. How?

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Let your non-iOS friends discover the world of Boldomatic.

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sex, drugs and rock 'n roll.

its weekend

If Tetris has taught me anything its that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear •

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

'I never said half the crap people said I did.'

Albert Einstein

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”

Bold News:

Boldomatic is nominated for the Swiss App Awards.

HAVE A NICE PROBLEM.

HAVE A NICE PROBLEM.

my life.
my choices.
my mistakes.
my lessons.
not your business.

PANTS OFF FRIDAY

I MISS HATING THE SUMMER HEAT ^

i don't like to being told what to do unless i'm naked.

this moment when you wake up with nothin on but a pancho.

want a realtionship?
buy a sheep and call it relation.

Wednesdays are the middle finger of the week.

Who has a sexy Radio voice?

We need you!

Become the voice of Boldomatic.
(see details below)

BITCH I'LL BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER TO THE GROUND, NOW WHERE IS IT?!

sir, calm down, your toy is under the mcnuggets.

Bite marks are love notes written in flesh.

TOMORROW

a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored

BEAST
MODE

» ON

I HATE BEING
BIPOLAR
IT IS AWESOME

if you aren't living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.

YOU THINK BIG
YOU GET BIG

It was all a dream.

PROVE
YOU
EXIST

don't steal.
the government hates competition.

when there is nothing left to burn you have to set yourself on fire.

what if you just started licking the dentists fingers while they were in your mouth...

I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life •

I hate Monday because Monday hates me.

New features! Hall of Fame, writer feeds and posts directly under profiles. Also, Popular is now
more current and includes only recent posts. Check it out.

My favourite part of attending a marathon is watching the reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of vodka...

When I die,
I want to be thrown out of a plane wearing a Superman costume.

Life Is About Kicking Ass Not Kissing It

I may look calm but in my head I have already killed you three times AND hid the body.

happiness is like peeing in your pants. everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.

Unless you' re in prison.

You're just jealous, because the voices only talk to me!

near
dark

WORRYING SOLVES NOTHING

When a pregnancy test confirms your worst fear: You're just fat.

End of the World Contest
=====================

All time zones have reached the end and we have a winner!

Congratulations to svenz for his post "Dear America, we are all dead!
Love Australia.
btw hell has wifi."

MERRY CRISIS & A HAPPY NEW FEAR

houston we got a hangover

JESUS LOVES GAYS

monday. monday. monday. monday. monday. saturday. sunday.

COURAGE IS CONTAGIOUS

IGNORANCE IS PANDEMIC

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#HighAsFuck

light travels faster than sound.

that's why some people appear to be bright before they speak.

GOOD GIRLS ARE BAD GIRLS THAT NEVER GET CAUGHT

I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here, we should dance.

im not sick
this is excess awesome leaking out of me

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy •

add life to your days

not days to your life

I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose •

Our life is a neverending soundtrack written in a dark smoky band room played in a bright and clean strip club.

The theory how I bang your mother with two and a half man.

End of the World Contest
=====================

The end is near!

Write a post with '21.12.12' in it. The post with the most likes wins and the author gets a free get-out-of-apocalypse card.

Infos @ Popular > Contests

je follow donc je suis

Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it.

Fuck this, I'm going to marry someone rich

I asked Santa for his list of naughty girls.

You make me wish I had more middle fingers.

Do you like sleeping? Me too. We should do it together sometime.

Let's poop rainbows and ride unicorns into the sunset!

NEW suggested writers:
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Kolelo
noah

I'LL STOP BEING A SARCASTIC BASTARD WHEN YOU STOP BEING A STUPID FUCK.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button

weekly contest #LUST /
closed
===================

We have a winner:

Ruedigerhund
with "Lust man standing"

find Ruedi on the list of suggested writers

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments

You can't say HAPPINESS without saying PENIS.

A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!

if only closed minds came with closed mouth

Who the Fuck is Berlin?

what's the point of being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

If you fart in bed, remove the blanket first...
just sayin'...

SEXY TO DEATH

You wanted more colors?

Here you go.

New shiny colors for your bold statements .

I don't suffer from insanity,
I enjoy every minute of it.

Don't be afraid to fail your way

my ambition is handi-capped by laziness.

sleep
less
dream
more

Discover something new.

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no money
-
no honey

i licked it, so it's mine.

You can't buy happiness - but you can buy drinks and that's pretty close.

Comments and likes are now directly in the feed.
Enjoy.

time is the greatest teacher; un-fortunately it kills all of it's students

time is the greatest teacher; un-fortunately it kills all of it's students

You can't
make somebody love you.

You can only
stalk them
and hope for the best.

Who said nights are for sleep?

today has been cancelled - go back to bed

never test the depth of the water with both feet.

I'm an idealist.
I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way.