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Posts Liked by Binny

smart phones, smart cars,
smart television...

when are they going to start making smart people?

110

They are called
"skinny jeans"
not
"make you skinny jeans"

22

just because your heels are higher doesn't mean your IQ is.

2

you should stop worrying about your weight and start worrying about your boring personality

6

I just awesomed all over the place.

317

recently, i called my mother at 3 am. just to let her know how it is, when she calls me on sunday 1 pm.

74

You are what you tweet

14

Who is still using tweet. Must be a angry bird.

18

think before you speak and bold before you tweet!

6

home, tweet home.

8

You speak like something
I tweet with my left hand

22

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

20

I don't have a Facebook or Twitter account, so I just go around announcing out loud what I'm doing at random times. I've got three followers so far but I think at least two are cops.

135

YOU CAN'T PHOTOSHOP YOUR UGLY PERSONALITY

20

Whoever is in charge of making sure I don't do stupid shit is fired!

20

I’ve always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can’t judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a book?

23

Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.

14

like OMG! this is FANTABULOUS!
you are sooo reading this in a stuck up blonde accent.

32

itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

41

It has been scientifically proven that any woman can be satisfied with only 3 1/2 inches and it doesn’t matter if it is Visa or MasterCard.

16

Mirrors can’t talk. Luckily for you, they can’t laugh either!

28

Mirrors can’t talk. Luckily for you, they can’t laugh either!

19

if you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. otherwise you're just an ass

22

somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. i think you owe it an apology.

15

guys like you are the reason girls turn lesbian

16

Everything in theory also works in practice.

In theory.

62

My girlfriend does this cute little thing where she doesn't exist.

29

You'd look cute in a 'hug-yourself-jacket'

27

My damn iPhone is broken.

I pressed the home button and I'm still at work...

105

My life is a romantic comedy minus the romance and just me laughing at my own jokes.

111

I stopped fighting my inner demons, were on the same side now.

31

You are only as good as the drinks you mix, the tables you dance on and the friends you roll with.

524

$Make little things count Teach midgets math$

12

I've wondered, when cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

20

i always forget to forget you

20

It's not about what they call you, but what you answer to.

15

Find the guy who turns to his friends and says "That's her".

26

The sex was so good even the neighbours had a cigarette.

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