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Eine Party ohne Kuchen ist nur ein Meeting.

10

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

6

To avoid criticism,

do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.

13

Most of the problems in life are because of two reasons:

We act without thinking or
we keep thinking without acting.

13

YOU SHOULD STOP TELLING LIES ABOUT ME.

OR I WILL START TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU.

144

Ho Ho Ho

10

Merry
Christmas
everyone!

19

Hey Santa, you know who else liked to judge people?
That dude Hitler.

54

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart..
but the very next day you said you were gay •

55

I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say:

''Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot''.

11

I will be posting telepathically today..
so if you think of something funny, that was me •

32

Kid: Dear Santa, send me a brother!

Santa: Send me your mother.

50

I'm about to rewrite history.
History.

19

ROSES ARE GREY. VIOLETS ARE GREY. I AM A DOG.

5

It's better to be late, than to arrive ugly.

190

STRESSED

spelled
backward
is

DESSERTS

320

Whenever I delete an app on my phone,
the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed •

583

Of all my mistakes you were the mistakiest.

1

It's monday. Don't forget to be awesome!

10

When people ask me why i don't have any tattoos, i say to them, "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?"

19

Das Herz tut Dinge, die der Verstand nicht nachvollziehen kann.

20

Gonna put a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I am the star •

102

I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY
AND MAYBE
A LITTLE BIT NAKED.

265

Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.

79

When butterflies
fall in love,
do they feel humans in their
stomach?

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