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Let's get drunk
and tell each other how
we really feel •

67

we all
feel a little fucked up sometimes.

34

IT'S COFFEE O'CLOCK.

20

I have just one word for beautiful women with questionable morals, poor decision making skills and an insatiable sex drive:

"Hi".

159

That moment between Netflix episodes where you see your reflection on the black screen and wonder what the fuck you're doing with your life

234

Dinge für selbstverständlich zu halten ist der beste Weg sie zu verlieren.

4

And here starts another week without me being rich or famous.

182

COFFEE
DOESN'T ASK SILLY QUESTIONS.

COFFEE UNDERSTANDS.

12

My 4 moods:

I am too old for this shit.

I am too sober for this shit.

I am too tired for this shit.

I don't have time for this shit.

11

ugh

please get off my head I'm trying to have some time for myself

125

Behind every nagging woman is a man who's not doing wat he's supposed TO DO :

5

Can't
stop drinking about
you.

73

There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying,

"I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."

539

I'M JUST SITTING HERE DRINKING COFFEE AND MAKING PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION.

1

I never needed you. I wanted you.

There's a difference.

333

TÖTET
ES BEVOR
ES EIER LEGT!

9

A JEALOUS WOMAN DOES BETTER RESEARCH THAN
THE FBI.

15

STRESSED
DEPRESSED
BUT WELL DRESSED.

22

without coffee
-.-

with coffee
•.•

67

In einer guten Beziehung darf man streiten wie Bauarbeiter, ficken wie Pornostars und zusammen lachen wie Beavis and Butt-Head.

26

Geben sich Vegetarier beim Sex eigentlich Gemüsenamen?

36

They asked me why I don't have tattoos...
so I told them:

"Do you see a Ferrari
with bumper stickers?"

4

Stop asking WHY I'm still single.

I don't ask how you're still married.

219

laundry today
or
naked tomorrow

1298

ICH STEHE MIT BEIDEN BEINEN FEST AUF DEM SCHLAUCH.

16

If a girl ever steals your man there is no better revenge than letting her keep him.

Real men can't be stolen.

19

Du gehörst zu den Leuten, die bei Tetris das Quadrat drehen.

12

Wenn ich nur noch Wörter benutzen darf, die du verstehst, dann wird das hier ein sehr schweigsamer Abend.

20

Wenn ich sage, dass ich gleich da bin, dann muss man mich nicht alle 2 Stunden anrufen und fragen wo ich bleibe.

21

I'M JUST SITTING HERE DRINKING COFFEE AND MAKING PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION.

24

I DRANK SO MUCH VODKA LAST NIGHT,
I WOKE UP WITH A RUSSIAN ACCENT.

45

Mein imaginärer Freund denkt, dass du psychische Probleme hast.

28

The brain is the most outstanding organ.

It works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love.

40

Underpaid & overworked.

34

YOU'RE JUST LIKE THE LAST PIECE OF PIZZA. EVERYONE WANTS IT, BUT NOBODY DARES TO TAKE IT.

74

I put the HOT in Psychotic.

2

The real enemy of love is not hate, it's indifference

2

You're a special kind of fucked aren't you

3

An opinion without 3.14 is an onion...

You'll understand.

3

hello?
hello?
Yes you Hi.....;)

5

think about how stupid the average person is
and then realize that half of them are stupider than that

4

Keep rolling your eyes.

Maybe you'll find a brain back there.

5

People only care about you if you're hot,
if you're dying,
or if you open a pack of bubble gum.

4

I THINK MY GUARDIAN ANGEL DRINKS.

4

If your heart was really broken you would be dead
so shut up.

5

on a scale of 1 to 10: you are a 9
and i'm the 1 you need

7

I really hate that 'not good enough' feeling •

7

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