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reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus.

60

As a little girl I always started crying when someone pulled my hair.

How things change.

52

I'm tired of people assuming I've got a good personality because I'm ugly.

30

If you can't pronounce it, hump it or eat it.

11

Who needs a search engine, when you have a seven year old who could make Google question its very existence.

25

They're
losers.
So why
does it
feel like
they're
winning?

26

This place is fucked. All of you people are sick. I love it.

See you tomorrow.

58

Silence too, can be misquoted

70

Because, we
can't unsay
it, once it's
been said.

35

on wednesdays we drink wine from skulls.

44

Laundry so colorful, Trump wants to see your
Birth Certificate.

10

In the harsh
light of reality,
every line and
blemish exposed.
That is how
I want you.

34

I'm alone, and I'm fucking doing it anyway.

26

The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'Beautiful'

Bitches love being called beautiful.

102

If you love someone set them free, if you hate someone set them free.
Basically set everyone free and get a dog. People are stupid.

122

I'm emotionally constipated.

I haven't given a shit in days.

13

becoming me was the greatest creative project of my life

105

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

108

there's nothing in the dark that isn't there in the light.

93

I want to kiss you as much as I want to kiss Natalie Portman.

6

Kanye's ego and Kim's ass, gosh they must be living in a big house...

17

ain't it funny that someday i'll be a couple of photos you forgot to delete

97

You can't keep dancing with the devil and ask why you're still in hell.

13

I bet in 2000 years they are gonna be digging up the rubble of our destroyed earth and they will find a Nokia still on half battery.

112

College is like losing your mom in the grocery store for four years.

17

Confidence is not "They will like me."

Confidence is "I'll be fine if they don't."

31

Some people come into your life just to teach you how to let go.

13

listen carefully to what people don't say

162

The Internet!

Where everything is completely true.

73

The most annoying thing about people is remembering you are one of them.

119

I ordered a life alert bracelet, if I ever get a life I'll be notified immediately.

91

Don't hold
back your
laughter, or
your tears.

34

I found the
answer, in the
silence, and the
empty space
beside me.

32

The scariest
moment is always
just before you start.

- Stephen King

45

watching sunrise in december.

#onmyway

17

Its okay to miss people and still not want them back in your life.

13

It would be too easy to
say that I feel invisible. Instead, I feel painfully visible, and entirely ignored.

- David Levithan

22

Don't
confuse
a smile
with happiness.

19

Even if there was no gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

117

i like the humanity
in the scars we obtain.

the shame felt which was absent prior to that.

or the pride shown when you have been through a lot.

14

You can find the holiday gift I want at pretty much any ATM in town.

7

A fun thing to do this holiday season is to run into the woods and never be seen or heard from again.

24

I am under no obligation to make sense to you

110

"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle."

12

50% of being in a relationship with me is just listening to me say I'm cold, but in various locations.

13

We are all a work in progress. Those who quit should worry.

86

looking forward is sometimes tiring. so i look back to all the things that kept me pushing.

12

A truth that's told with bad intent, beats all the lies you can invent.

12

Why don't you catch a boat to Fuck-offity land?

13

Might wake up early and go running but I also might win the lottery, the odds are about the same

95

Called the ambulance thinking the guy had a stroke, turns out he just spoke Dutch.

24

My job would be so much better if It wasn't mine.

25

She said I don't listen. She said some other stuff too I think...

22

There is nothing more crushing, than crossing a line for someone, who was never going to do the same for you.

39

Use your madness to create your masterpiece.

125

I
wrote
a poem
in the shape
of a Christmas
tree but then forgot
to water it and only a few
days
later
there words all
were
over the carpet

65

i think about
you all the time.
and therein lies
the problem.

18

This pre-rich phase is a temporary thing, right?

40

Feels good to have your shit together...

they say.

17

The joy of watching couples grow fat together on Facebook...

39

If you are going to be weird,
be confident about it.

117

Glaubst du an den Weihnachtsmann? Ich glaube an alles was nach Hause liefert.

17

Self reflection, introspection, deception, self destruction. We are the only members of the food chain that are so talented at self destruction. Given enough time we will become extinct with only our selves to blame.

2

And then God
invented red wine..

25

Celebrating three years of engagement, fun, laughter, inspiration, sarcasm, creativity, critical thinking, teamwork, dedication, friendship, community, culture, stories, conspiracies, love affairs, and ultimately
everything text.

Thank you!

77

You think Okay, I get it,
I'm prepared for the worst, but you hold out that small hope, see, and that's what fucks you up. That's what kills you.

- Stephen King, Joyland

25

throw your hair in a bun, drink some coffee, put on some gangsta rap & handle it.

20

Hot singles in your area are not that desperate but thanks anyway.

22

I am one Candy Crush invite away from falling in love with you.

14

I don't know if I'm hungry, but I'm going to eat anyway...just in case

110

whenever you feel getting pulled into other people's nonsense, repeat these words :

Not my circus.
Not my monkeys.

147

Facebook people miss the point that unless their life problems are hilarious, we don't care about them.

17

Most people have X's

I have a bunch of Y's & WTF's

93

Look to everything that was good, and free, and natural, and fun.

Look to the time before fear took over, completely.

That's the truth.

15

Ctrl + Alt + Whatever

18

When there's always the same shit on repeat,

learn the fucking lesson.

132

Not sure if I've ever felt true happiness but one time I did smile watching a guy being attacked by a baboon.

13

I bought my first (and maybe only) 'self help' book.

It's called "F**k it"

32

The person who would proofread Hitler's speeches was a grammar nazi.

3

Arguing with a women is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree."

13

Rock, Paper,
iPhone

17

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