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When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing"
It does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.

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When other girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kind of wanted to be a vampire.

5

Matura
Kick-Off

6

Nothing is lost until Mom can't find it.

4

I should be sleeping.

15

"some people believe in god,
I believe in music. some people pray, I turn up the radio."

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Yes, I will make a diet...

Mmh.. CHOCOLATE...

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Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning Satan shudders and says, "Oh no...she is awake!"

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Wie ist IOS 7?

4

Pan
y
Mantequilla

4

Amici Amis
Vrienden
Vänner ??????

Boldomatic Great
friendly Comunity

Arkadaslar Marafiki
Friends
Freunde Amigos

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Sweet as sugar, hard as ice.

Hurt me once, I'll kill you twice.

10

Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't and believe that everything happens for a reason. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said it'd be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.

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To Do-List

1) Buy 4 pigs

2) Paint numbers 1, 2, 3 and 5 on their backs

3) Release them in a supermarket

4) Sit back and watch Security search for #4

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Wait...

was that a hallelujah moment?

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Better hit from the Bong then banged by her Dong

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Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl's mind.

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relationship starts with ...
"can we talk?"

and ends with ...
"we need to talk."

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All I need is someone to say:

"I believe in you."

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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

9

Me? Jealous? Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahayes.

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Lost unicorn
==========

If found, please stop doing drugs.

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DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MUSIC GENRES

Sentence: I SAW A FLOWER

RAP: Yo, I was hangin' with my muthafuckin' homies and we saw a muthafuckin' flowa' in a muthafuckin' garden.

POP: I saw a flower, I saw a flower, I saw a flower. It had blue petals; blue petals; blue petals.

ROCK: In fields where nothing grew but weeds I found a flower at my feet, bending there in my direction

EMO: I came across a beautiful flower but it FUCKING DIED.

METAL: ARSGYDSD FLOOOWWWWEEEERRR!!! AZBSVDHJSHDJD IN A FIELD!!!!!

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You are more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo

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Life is like a piano.
White keys are happy moments & black keys are sad moments.
But remember both keys are played together to give sweet music.

10

When you hear someone says "Facebook is so awesome",

you immediately think: "You don't know Boldomatic."

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Hi guys!

Are there any bolders (male or female)
who wants to see
fled_nanders
bare-chested?

Yes? So like this post
and/or pass a comment below.^^

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No, I will not share my iPod with you.

It's called an iPod, not an usPod.

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How am I meant to control my life I can’t even control my hair

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The key to a successful relationship is to clear your internet history.

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If monday had a face,

I would punch it.

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I wish I could trade my heart for another liver so I could drink more and care less.

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