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Meditation Is Like Hanging Out With Your Soul

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All action begins in rest.

35

Fear tricks us into living a boring life!

43

The trees are about to show us how lovely it is to let things go.

38

live or die,
but live

29

I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today.
That's 7 years in a row now.

47

Science fiction today. Science fact tomorrow.

32

Cheer Up Fuck Face

26

Forgive me, I'm stupid.

23

Forgive me, I'm stupid.

23

it's too late, friends. let's play, drink wine, and watch the fire

31

The longer I stay at home.

The more homeless looking I look.

66

May we never live
as if we'll never die,
may we never die as if we never lived.

52

________ ________ ________
| |-^-| |-^-| |
' . ____ . ' ' . ____ . ' ' . ____ . '

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Collective madness is called sanity.

24

Collective madness is called sanity.

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Behind every great man is me, desperately trying to sell hotdogs to great men

42

Adulthood means complaining about everything and everyone until you die.

37

If I mess up, it's my mess, not yours.

50

Your future self is watching you through memories.

36

I like being single,
I'm always there
when I need me

66

I shaved my pubes for this 4th of July pool party which is honestly the most patriotic thing i've ever done

22

So, what do you think is the meaning of life?

- me attempting small talk

39

Dear Life,

consider to kiss me first before you fuck me.

Sincerely...

33

I love when you look at someone with a smile on your face, and they break into a smile back at you, not because they know why you're smiling, but because you're happy, and that's enough to make them happy.

61

I like being single,
I'm always there
when I need me

83

Someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before god could catch them smoking.

35

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Your future self is watching you through memories.

69

How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then to rest afterward.

~Spanish proverb

55

When I was ten the trees stopped talking to me

39

Be messy
and complicated
and afraid
and show up
Anyway

64

I might be wrong,

but that's unlikely.

62

How strange
it is to be
anything at all.

55

After we've destroyed everything, you up for a cappuccino?

61

You can't be late until you show up

80

Hey people who go out and do stuff, have you seen my pants?

16

Sometimes
I have to take a nap in the afternoon. It is starting. Death is sending postcards.

90

Courage was born in a cowards heart.

69

C A $ H H U $ T L E R W O R K H A R D P L A Y H A R D

35

I wonder when just being me will be enough

69

"Fuck it" tends to be the last thought I have before making a decision.

110

Anything that's fun requires the potential for getting vomit in your hair.

23

In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.

83

I think my problem is that I have really fantastic bad ideas.

95

You don't truly know a person until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in the vending machine

86

Personally, I've always liked your status updates. They're cute, yet fuckable...

46

the real fun is offside.

43

you'll always feel pain,
but you get to choose whether you want to feel the pain of discipline or the pain of regret.

23

Being a father means responsibility. Not just for your main family, but also the secret one in Denmark nobody knows about.

60

shhh, listen, it's the sound of everything getting stupider

81

till death do us party

62

Whenever I dance, people think I'm
looking for my keys.

71

if you want to change the world,
you might as well improve it.

31

If I'd get a dollar for everytime I thought about you, I'd start thinking about you.

33

I'm in a really good place spiritually.

So, please fuck off.

Namaste.

33

$I wish math was as easy as getting fat$

37

THERE'S MORE TO IT THAN THIS AND THERE'S MORE THAN THIS, TO IT, TOO.

15

if i had 1$ for everytime i got called beautiful i'd have 1$

thanks mom

117

I'm so far behind,
I thought
I was first.

66

ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE.

and wifi.
and a 1'000'000'000$ credit card balance.

42

love at first sight is bullshit.

in order to really love someone your love needs to develop gradually, you need to get to know their twisted mind and deep thoughts as to truly fall in love with someone. everything else is merely affection.

25

stay safe

24

So 4 things happened today:
1. I woke up
2. Went outside
3. Met a really hot guy
4. Kissed a really hot guy

But did that in order 2,3,4,1

26

you know that just cause we were born here, doesn't mean that we end up here.

17

I have the body of a 20 year old couch.

109

The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'Beautiful'

Bitches love being called beautiful.

102

4.1 million homeless people in europe

and 11 million empty houses

15

already wanting to take a nap tomorrow

22

My favorite thing about kids is that I'm not responsible for any of them.

25

ALL WE EVER WANTED WAS EVERYTHING. ALL WE EVER GOT WAS COLD.

65

I hate when you open the fridge and can't find what you were looking for.

Like happiness and perfect abs.

87

The most annoying thing about people is remembering you are one of them.

119

9x-7i > 3(3x-7u)
9x-7i > 9x -21u
-7i < -21u
i <3u

104

Don't judge a person for drinking and swearing, judge the quiet sober ones.
Those fuckers are up to something.

113

my goal is to find someone who looks at me the way I look at dogs

13

If you're uncomfortable around my dog, I'm happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.

21

There are two sides to every story. And then there are screenshots.

20

:(:

you decide

49

2016

Here's to the happy new madness!

82

CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BEEN A YEAR SINCE I DIDN'T BECOME A BETTER PERSON

62

I'm not making any resolutions this year.

No one likes a skinny sober bitch anyway.

29

I'm going to have to science the shit out of this

61

If you consider the price per kilo,
the powder in a Nespresso capsule should be white.

100

thou shalt not judge because thou hast fucked up in the past also

23

most people love sunsets

only because they're too sleepy to watch the sunrise

119

There is no more slippery a slope than the path of least resistance.

54

unofficially
official

12

Nama'stay
in bed

21

as long as you're around me, I swear everything will be just fine

I wish that we could take some time,
go anywhere, baby, I don't mind

22

If you are going to be weird,
be confident about it.

117

Real women don't chase men.
They set traps.

118

If you're living life too fast you might get growing pains.

24

Liberté, égalité, fraternité,
Fuck terrorism

17

I SEE HUMANS

BUT NO HUMANITY

29

Celebrating three years of engagement, fun, laughter, inspiration, sarcasm, creativity, critical thinking, teamwork, dedication, friendship, community, culture, stories, conspiracies, love affairs, and ultimately
everything text.

Thank you!

77

Life isn't about your destination. It's about how many shots you take on the plane.

22

I don't know if I'm hungry, but I'm going to eat anyway...just in case

110

"When humans determine themselves the fate of others they become the judges, and when they become the instrument of others they become the henchmen."

16

DEAR SANTA

I CAN EXPLAIN

25

I never know if
I can't sleep because I overthink or
I overthink because I can't sleep

37

My boss told me to have a nice day. So I went home.

171

Others study in bed,

I sleep at school

31

I don't regret the things I did wrong

I regret the good things I did for the wrong people

35

THOSE WHO STIR THE SHITPOT SHOULD LICK THE SPOON

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I put more effort into my halloween costume than in my school work

28

THE LESS YOU SAY
THE

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Shutting the fuck up is gluten free. Add that to your diet.

49

my biggest fear is that eventually you'll see me the way I see myself.

57

How do I stay under the shower for the rest of my life but also become a billionaire at the same time?

37

It's not about how hard you can hit.

It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.

30

I always decide to take a shower and wait like three hours and suddenly someone else starts taking a shower. And that's when I feel offended because I just wanted to go.

24

If you're the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room.

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The truth is, everyone's going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.

- Bob Marley

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Even if your not successful in life, you are guaranteed to get two certificates.

86

you decide whether you're alone or by yourself.

it's just two different places in your head for the same thing.

101

I hate when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun... Well you don't need running shoes to run but it fucking helps.

188

I fail in love too easily

127

The more your mind is confused, the more you should listen to your heart.

34

The more your mind is confused, the more you should listen to your heart.

173

your absence only makes me love you more

19

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies you'd almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

31

You know what you should be for halloween?

Mine.

30

People always will judge you and everytime they do, punch them in the face with your unconcerned smile.

105

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

111

yay finally snow, so excited, can't wait to trip every morning because it's icy and wear 27 layers of clothes and still freeze my soul out

17

Fuck nudes.

Send me clothes,
I need new clothes.
Thanks.

23

Let's celebrate columbus day by walking into someone's house and telling them we live there now.

36

watching the lights of landing planes til I pass out

24

heartbreaking

10

the bad news is:
time flies...

the good news is:

you are the pilot.

111

I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

151

done with people.

so done.

18

I'm going to name my toilet Jim so every morning i can say i went to the gym.

46

Hope.

78

They say who doesn't take risks doesn't win anything.

That's wrong.

Who doesn't take risks, loses everything.

16

To create art was never the goal.

To create art was the process.

To change something was the goal.

20

I'm not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces every now and then.

167

A penny
for your thoughts,
5 bucks if they are dirty.

112

In another universe we're at the beach.

64

when life is sweet say thank you and celebrate

when life is bitter say thank you and grow

21

Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful.

4

He who cannot obey himself is commanded. That is the nature of the living.

12

There is always some

madness
in
love

But there is also always some

reason
in
madness

16

Without music life would be a mistake.

13

STUDIES SHOW THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION

17

When you see my face
hope it gives you hell

16

sometimes all you need is 1 million dollar and a new identity.

170

"There's a special place in hell for you!"

"Yeah, I know. It's called the throne."

24

If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine, it's lethal.

53

Others first.

121

signs least likely to win an oscar:

1. leo

11

people should stop hating on kim or kanye.
we don't know them, we can't judge them.
both have their up sides and down sides, but don't we all?
and it won't make us a better person hating on other people. they are just normal human beings, calm your horses everyone.

14

Society has put up so many boundaries,
so many limitations on what is right and wrong that it is almost impossible to get a pure thought out

28

have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered...

"who ties your shoelaces for you?"

280

(?° ?? ?°)

75

MANNERS MATTER.
GOOD LOOKS ARE A BONUS
AND
HUMOR IS A MUST.

37

north: clear sky
east: dark stormy clouds
south: starlit sky
west: sunset

22

My mind needs a cigarette. She's just been stimulated.

99

Truth;
why have you abandoned me?

83

To Quote Hamlet
Act III, Scene III
Line 87,

"NO"

241

One day, I will solve my problems with maturity.

Today, however, it will be with alcohol.

219

Wake up, you're dying

21

the lion and tiger might be powerful...
but the wolf does not perform in the circus

316

7

He said the spark between us was gone, so I tasered him and I'll ask him again when he wakes up. ..

157

14 Botschaften, 19 Bücher,
8 Kommentare,
22 Gesetzbücher und 12 amtliche Bulletins später...

6

STARBUCKS NEEDS A SEPARATE LINE FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

146

i enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

20

I looked at historical events taking place on my birthday and I'm not on it?
I think there must be some mistake?

38

If you listen real closely, you can hear my alarm clock laughing as I set it.

292

To make a long story short, don't tell it.

226

may the bridges I burn light the way

205

Bringing McDonalds into public transportation is like taking a shit at the Opera.

79

find what you love and let it kill you

15

MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT,
MAYBE IT'S AN INSTAGRAM FILTER.

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