Posts Liked by edwall

Das Ehepaar von nebenan hat gerade "Blumenhochzeit".

Sie ist verwelkt und er ist verduftet.

Klopapier gekauft.

Wieder 3 € für'n Arsch

Immer meckert man über Probleme und dann sieht man plötzlich ein lachendes Mädchen im Rollstuhl

i like people with emotional and intellectual depth, people who speak with passion from their inner twisted mind.

Mein Bruder ist dieses Jahr vierzig Jahre alt geworden.

Verrückt ! Ursprünglich trennten uns nur sieben Jahre, jetzt sind es schon fünfzehn...

- Take your time
we losing control

Wenn alle Tiere AUSGEROTTET sind,

fressen wir die Veganer!

Breaking News:

In der EU wurde überraschend Speicherplatz frei.

Ziemlich genau
1 GB.

Jobs fill your pockets.

Adventures fill your soul.

Don't call it a dream,

Call it a plan.

*•*•*•*•*•*•*
If it doesn't open,
it's not your door.

I'm sorry i hurt your feelings when i called you stupid.
I really thought you already knew it..!!

Problems are like washing machines. They twist us, spin us and knock us around. But in the end, we come out cleaner, brighter and better than before...;)

You know you're getting old when your year of birth is no longer immediately visible in drop-down menus and you have to start scrolling down.

$__ \ _ / ( ) _ --( _ )-- (_ ( _) / \ ( __ )/ \ / \ /\ .- - - -/_____\- - - - . ___/__\ /_______\n n/_______\__| '''''' | | [ ] [ ] |n n| [ ] [ ] |n | '''''' | | [ ] [ ] |n n| [ ] [ ] |n | '''''' | "'" ' '" ' ""'" ' '" ' ""'" ' '" ' ""'" "" ''''' |||||||||||||||||||||[ ]|||||||||||||||||||||$

Der Abend endete und ich konnte spüren, wie alles nach einem Kuss verlangte, ich allerdings zu schüchtern war. Ich machte den Highfive. Sie lachte. Ich drehte mich um und flüsterte in mich hinein: Du Idiot. Du Idiot.

Never be afraid to speak your own truth.

Es gibt Tage,
da möchte man sich am liebsten das Kaffeepulver direkt durch die Nase ins Hirn saugen...!

Windows wartet darauf, dass zum Herunterfahren Hinterprogramme geschlossen werden.

Mann! Könnte sich der NSA-Mitarbeiter mal mit seinem Abmelden mehr beeilen?

Ich wollte gerade mein "Müde" in Kaffee ertränken, aber das Biest kann schwimmen!

Mann! Da öffnet man mal für 2 Minuten das Fenster und schon sind 20 Fliegen, 14 Mücken und 2 Zeugen Jehovas drin...

Hör auf, Menschen hinterher zu laufen.

Wenn sie es wirklich wert wären, würden sie stehen bleiben und auf Dich warten.

Ach, übrigens... was ich hier alles schreibe... das bleibt doch unter uns, oder?!

I'm asking my self, if it's too late to wrap my self like a baby and lay down at the front door of a rich family...

Bitte wenden!

Ich kann noch nicht alt werden, denn ich weiß noch nicht mit wem.

Donald Trump.
Donald T.
Don T.
don't.

i heart minimalism

THE SLAVES OF TODAY ARE NOT DRIVEN WITH WHIPS, BUT WITH SCHEDULES.

John Steinbeck

horngry

I have the body of a 20 year old couch.

silent and listen are spelled with the same letters...

I'm an animal in bed.

More specifically a koala. I can sleep up to 22 hours a day.

If you had a bad day, don't take it out on me.

Unless we're both naked.

It wasn't perfect,
it didn't make sense,
but that was the
beauty of it.

I'M ON THAT NEW DIET WHERE YOU EAT EVERYTHING AND HOPE FOR A BIG MIRACLE.

just wanted to update everyone on the fact that absolutely nothing new is happening in my life

If they think you're so easily replaced or interchangeable, they weren't the one.

there's a little truth behind every
"just kidding"
a little curiosity behind every
"just wondering"
a little knowledge behind every
"i don't know"
and a little emotion behind every
"i don't care"

The blurred picture around the smartphone is called life.

Geld allein macht nicht unglücklich.

de nihilo nihil

from nothing comes nothing

Sometimes I think I'm doing pretty well for my age, other times I remember that I'm not 16.

Sometimes silence is the loudest scream.

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a club for saints.

Trust your heart, it beat before you were able to think!

renamed my ipod the Titanic, so when i plug it in, it says "the Titanic is syncing" he he

Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iPhone, open and close their favorite apps all by themselves.

When I was that age,
I was eating dirt.

life is what happens when you put your phone down.

My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

Kiss me like your ex is watching

loving someone who doesn't love you is like waiting for a ship at the airport

YOU HEAR, BUT YOU DON'T LISTEN

Darkness is needed to see the stars.

I didn't fall.

The floor just needed a hug.

They asked me for drugs, so I told them about your smile.

Don't be sad laundry,
no one is doing me either

You make me smile...

And also super horny, but that's not the point.

Sometimes,
even Google
can't help you.

soon as you realize love is in the air, somebody farts.

I've never seen a Mcdonalds or a Burger King under construction.

They just show up.

bock auf candle light döner?

A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear.

Unless it's 3am.

And you're home alone.

And you don't have a baby.

I'm not interested in where you work, or what you wear, or what your favorite color is, I'm interested in what you think.

My love is like a candle.

If you forget me, I'll burn your house down.

Keep your face towards the sunshine
and shadows will
fall behind you.