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No hello from the other side.

10

Everything's a beta.

37

It is not selfish to love yourself, selflessly

27

Swim in the sea•

Go on road trip•

Count the stars•

Eat ice cream in a cone•

Lay in the sunshine•

Find true love•

28

Great minds think.

46

I've been thinking
and I came to the conclusion that maybe I should do this more often.

61

"Cheap"also
costs money.

42

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.

35

Well I'd certainly put my tongue in your cheeck.

35

"Daisy who?"
- "Daisy me rollin', they hatin'."

44

The worst thing about
online dating is seven
year olds pretending
to be an overweight,
fifty-something year
old single from Idaho
who recently got fired
because of some stupid reorganization.

37

"Dad, what is a miscarriage?"
- "You."

29

Freelance?
Who's Lance?

65

Although some might claim the opposite, my writing skills are quite versatile.

My vocabulary
for instance, is
quite versatile.

64

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

63

"I have to go to the loo."
- "Alright, see you later then. Toodeloo!"

45

Iceland / Football team

Finnbogason, Bjarnason, Gunnarsson, Sigurðsson, Sævarsson, Árnason,
Sigþórsson, Halldórsson.

I get it. You're all somebody's son.

56

I just feel the need to mention something Nice about France.

53

Manuel Neuer is a great asset to the team.

He is definitely
a keeper.

38

The future
is open to
suggestions

66

Aren't you that guy they always mix up with that other guy?

57

You can't
diet on
an empty
stomach.

38

Wish
thoughtful.

50

My parents-in-law don't have children, so I'm still single.

60

sh?rk

37

There is nothing worse than your phone charger getting stuck in
the wheels of your office chair and
that afterwards your parents die
in a forest fire.

74

Add a few dots in
the end to make your sentence appear more meaningful...

72

Alcohol damaged my short-term memory,
my long-time memory, but also my short-term memory.

63

"Mind your step"
is a comment
that belongs on
a minefield.

77

"Why do you always
have to procrastinate everything?"
- "Can we talk about
that later?"

70

Today's therapy session for people with separation anxiety is cancelled due to the fact that last week's session hasn't finished yet.

75

If you need
some space
for yourself
to be alone,
try Google+

86

Think
less
more

70

People make me love animals.

43

It's never too late to be late.

67

I think that new Coca-Cola line, i.e. "taste the feeling", could as easily have been a Durex-slogan to promote its flavoured condoms.

81

Politricks.

100

When the
world zigs,
zag.

55

Suicide is away of life

91

You don't
make friends with loneliness.

68

Less is

83

Friends forever.

Dying is not an excuse.

85

The only thing that remains the same is that nothing will.

59

o
MO N

71

The gym.

As if an architect was asked to design
the otiosity of life.

The result: a room
full of machines
going nowhere.

79

Being unique, just like everyone else.

79

Here, take
my advice.
I'm not using
it anyway.

88

Will Smith come
to the party too?

9

Hey there Emma,
Watson tv tonight?

28

Everyday Winona Ryder bike.

13

I can Usher you
that everything
will be just fine.

24

Miranda Kerrs
a lot for the environment.

16

david@enborough.com

18

Cooking with celebrities Step 4. Add Sheeran.

28

I wouldn't, but I'm sure Elijah Wood.

29

Rachel, Weisz your brother looking at me like that?

24

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