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Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.

12

If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.

6

Fuck this, I'm going to marry someone rich

78

Don't believe everything you think.

1

You make me wish I had more middle fingers.

184

Excuse me…
You have something on your ass.

My eyes.

5

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

4

a mosquito landed on my balls... hardest decision of my life

4

my sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think i'm stupid.

145

I'LL STOP BEING A SARCASTIC BASTARD WHEN YOU STOP BEING A STUPID FUCK.

63

You can't say HAPPINESS without saying PENIS.

101

weekly contest #LUST /
closed
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We have a winner:

Ruedigerhund
with "Lust man standing"

find Ruedi on the list of suggested writers

19

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments

69

I love you.
But I've chosen disco.

32

if only closed minds came with closed mouth

52

Who the Fuck is Berlin?

25

Askhole- A person who constantly ask for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

77

Don't be afraid to fail your way

42

oo
,..,

i need blood

91

Go ahead. Ignore my post.

38

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