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Do something productive, stop being yourself! !!!!

3

to avoid criticism say nothing, do nothing, be nothing.

162

Sometimes,
even Google
can't help you.

221

If the phone doesn't ring,
it's me.

178

I'm multitasking,

I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time

393

I don't do drugs or drink.

At my age, I get the same effect just standing up too fast.

244

Let's get drunk
and tell each other how
we really feel •

248

Wenn du mal Probleme brauchst, ich bin für dich da.

27

Intelligenzallergiker

18

10 reasons why I'm lazy:
1)

25

friends are the Family we Choose!!!!

13

It's "too" a.m. for me.

88

Why do you stay in prison when the door is so wide open?

17

Hast du dich beim Lieferservice beschwert?

Ja.
Bringt aber nichts.

14

Einfach mal den Chef fragen,
was er so beruflich macht...

15

I love the ones who are in my life and make it amazing.

I also love the ones who left my life and made it fantastic.

16

Muss dringend einkaufen.

Hab nur noch Licht im Kühlschrank.

18

I can't control my feelings,

but I hate how my feelings can control me.

18

nee, du bist nicht dumm. du hast nur etwas pech beim nachdenken

11

True friends say good things behind your back and bad things to your face.

100

I'm not trying.
I'm doing.

17

my mind says victoria's secret model, but my heart says chocolate, pizza, food.

18

He asked me, "What's your favorite position?"

I said, "CEO."

20

A clever person solves a problem.

A wise person avoids it.

24

if you don't like where you are, move!

you are not a tree

50

etc.

end of thinking capacity

90

I'm not perfect, but I'm always myself.

278

Ich bin nicht schlau, ich bin nur weniger dumm als die meisten.

27

lazy is a very strong word.
i like to call it selective participation.

279

everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.

115

Can't Stop Drinking About You

95

Let your words be anything but empty

62

home is where the pants aren't

52

my ex has one very annoying habit.

breathing.

96

I'm okay with my crazy.

85

find a job
you love
and you never work
a day in
your life

90

I need more drinks and less light.

52

Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.

58

promises
are immune to circumstances

57

love is tears between hearts

50

not single but in love with freedom

127

If I wanted to please everyone, I were born as Nutella

311

Never trust a warm toilet seat

303

until 0% battery do us part

337

Telling a girl to "calm down" is like trying to baptize a cat.

566

I like the nights.

Some of my best days were nights.

582

Sun goes down earlier for short people.

664

I've never seen a Mcdonalds or a Burger King under construction.

They just show up.

389

We Love to enterBrain You

75

mess up my bed with me.

140

lick
me
'till
ice cream

158

You.
Me.
Bed.
Now.

194

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka.

264

I Was Born To Be Awesome, Not Perfect.

338

I never needed you. I wanted you.

There's a difference.

333

Have you ever noticed that a woman's
"be ready in 5 minutes"
and a man's
"be home in 5 minutes"
are exactly the same?

289

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