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Life is like a Bollywood movie: colorful, humorous, and usually you have no idea what the fuck is going on.

289

Someone called me lazy today, i almost responded.

10

Sometimes I feel useless but then
I remember
I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

394

Just for the lady's...

If your thighs touch.

Then you're one step closer to becoming a Mermaid.

Who's, the real winner.

2

It's funny how people who know the least about you...
Always have the most to say.

4

Time to go to bed.

I have a life to pretend to have tomorrow.

56

if you define who you are by wearing certain brands with prominent logos, just remember:

you're most likely buying a product made by extremely impoverished people in other countries, imported cheaply into a low-wage distribution center and then distributed to low-wage retail workers while supporting the spending habits of born-rich, empty people at the top who buy out your government

oh but you're so fancy, aren't you?

19

Love your enemy, because hating them is too mainstream.

11

Sometimes is better to be kind than to be right.
We don't need and intelligent mind that speaks,but a patient heart that listens

4

Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.

233

You're weird.

But I like you.

1

We were all sweet and innocent once. Look at us now we're still sweet &....?

8

What Susie says
of Sally
says more of Susie
than of Sally.

Remember that.

199

I'm not sure where you learned to whisper but I'm guessing inside a helicopter surrounded by chainsaws.

41

I love you
to much.
don't forget it.
Don't ask
me how much.
Don't ask me
how,
because each
moment is
different.
I like to love you
in this way

7

The earth
has
music
for
those
who
listen

6

Did you know...
That if you put your ear up to a strangers leg, you can hear them say.
What the fuck are you doing.

6

What if... When we die,
the light at the end of the tunnel we see, is just us being pushed out of another vagina.

8

My heart and my brain only agree on one thing..

Food •

157

When a male penguin
falls in
love with
a female
penguin,
he searches
the entire
beach to find
the perfect
pebble to
present
to her...

4

My brain keeps making appointments that my body cannot keep.

143

Boldomatic is NOT a place to pick on or intimidate people.

Don't like someone's post, don't follow them.

112

Is off to get dirty with the man of the house, "Mr. Clean" ... this may take awhile.

3

FYI: i don't really have adh...HEY LOOK, it's a cow!!!

2

I NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN FUCK HARD,
AND TALK DEEP.

24

mess up my bed with me.

140

Voices in your head - normal

Listening to them - common

Arguing with them - acceptable

Losing the argument - BIG PROBLEM

273

Sometimes when i close my eyes.

I can't see.

2

All of us light up the room...
Some when they enter...
Some when they leave.

4

If you didn't see it with you own eyes, or hear it with your own ears.
Then, don't invent it with your small mind, and share it, with your big mouth.

4

Today, i saw something in a shop window, that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy.
I wanted to get it for you.
But then, i realized it was my own reflection.

5

there's a little truth behind every
"just kidding"
a little curiosity behind every
"just wondering"
a little knowledge behind every
"i don't know"
and a little emotion behind every
"i don't care"

129

it takes me between two seconds and three days to answer a message.

12

You know you are getting old when happy hour is a nap.

171

I wish i was kissing you instead of missing you.

25

You were just unfortunate enough to grasp my attention at a bad time, and now that it's over I still have trouble letting you go.

5

I'm actually a really nice person.
Until you annoy me.

1

I solemnly swear...

That i am up to no good.

4

Lets
fuck
everywhere!

2

It's not that i'm horny all the time...

It's just that...

You're always, so fucking sexy...!

5

just wanted to update everyone on the fact that absolutely nothing new is happening in my life

203

I don't approve of political jokes

I've seen too many of them get elected.

153

Love
is
easy...
or
impossible...

7

$do I have time for your bullshit? no no no no no no \_ no no no no no no$

126

Be with a guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara.

44

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.

26

It takes the shortest time to fall for someone, yet it takes forever to get over them.

20

Your ex asking " to be friends" after you break up is kind of like kidnappers asking you to "keep in touch" after they let you go.

43

Maybe she's not on her period... Maybe you are just an asshole....

62

Lets lay in bed all day, and trade sexual favours, for trips to the fridge.

39

If you could read my mind I'm pretty sure you'd be traumatized for life.

33

tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such away that they look forward to the trip

32

Lets lay in bed all day, and trade sexual favours, for trips to the fridge.

146

Lead me not into temptation.
Follow me, I know a shortcut.

30

It's not the lie that bothers me, it's the insult to my intelligence that I find offensive

37

the most wonderful sentence is

"but, i love you"

the most painful sentence is

"i love you, but"

59

People don't want to hear about your diet.

Just eat your lettuce, and be sad.

196

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