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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

959

Picking up dog poo...that's loyalty.

63

You can be replaced ya know.

15

Sarcasm is the art of making a lie into a truth....

While still lying.

46

We can't be friends if you don't understand my sarcasm •

38

I use sarcasm because it's illegal to kill

208

I have a black belt in sarcasm

90

You're the Nutella to my spoon •

16

And then I ended up covered in Nutella..

30

If someone
tells you that
you put too much Nutella on your bread, stop talking to them..
you don't need that negativity in your life •

31

A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talked to each other instead of talking about each other....

32

it's 2016 and we still can't unsend text messages

48

nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute •

36

The closest I get to church is making a woman scream, "oh, godddd."

85

Karma is like 69. You get what you give.

102

You must be tired after everything
we did in my dreams last night.

143

dishwasher:

TETRIS adulthood edition

18

Adulthood...

Is where your kids can do the work for you!

15

no fear. no limits. no borders. no conditions. love.

21

There are two sides to every story. And then there are screenshots.

20

I think I grew into my mother.

17

without you,

these world would be only a planet

24

They say I can do anything I want,

but I'm always busy and tired.

19

I loved you yesterday.
I love you still.
I always have.
I always will.

30

Kid:"There's so many things I can do."

Adult:"There's so many things I have to do...."

21

Not all resolutions are meant to be kept.

67

"On the journey to myself
I've been so many people."

139

If you ever feel sad remember that there's a number you can call and a pizza will be there in 30 minutes.

113

There are two kinds of people in life: Those who walk into a room and say "Well here I am" and those who walk into a room and say "Ahh there you are"

105

Time is just a word for a condition we barely understand.

79

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

133

When you start looking at people's hearts instead of their face, life becomes clear.

127

I want to get
a parrot
and train it to say:
I've been turned
into a parrot.

49

I want to get
a parrot
and train it to say:
I've been turned
into a parrot.

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