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Trust me...
When I woke up today, I had no plans to be this sexy.
But hey, shit happens.

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My gf told me: “Sex is better on holiday”. That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive.

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The war on drugs brought in more drugs.
The war on terror created more terrorists.
Maybe next year we can have a war on money and jobs and see where it goes . . .

114

I ordered a life alert bracelet, if I ever get a life I'll be notified immediately.

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MILLION DOLLAR IDEA.

A SMOKE DETECTOR THAT TURNS OFF WHEN YOU YELL "I'M JUST COOKING FOR FUCKS SAKE"

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I hate when you open the fridge and can't find what you were looking for.

Like happiness and perfect abs.

87

Just remembered I'm an adult and had a little panic attack.

102

Make me happy,
I can do sad by myself.

68

If the shoe fits...

... it's not yours

17

27 August 2015, 10:47pm

I can only hope and believe
that the best is yet to come.

22

i want my secrets back

23

Here's an irony--to die in the living room.

21

Bitch, don't "previously on..." me.

I have been watching this show for the last seven hours.
I know what's up.

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BORN
TO
SHOP

FORCED
TO
WORK

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There are three simple realities: nothing lasts, nothing is finished, and nothing is perfect.

32

No amount of plastic surgery can change the ugly inner truth.

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live without
pretending,

love without
depending,

listen without defending,

speak without offending,

30

Don't be eye candy, be soul food.

57

'I HOPE YOU GET EVERYTHING YOU DESERVE'

IS THE CUTEST OR EVILEST THING YOU CAN TELL SOMEONE

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change is hard at first, messy in the middle, and gorgeous at the end . •

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i want to fuck you so bad right now.

damn autocorrect..

i meant hey.

175

hold on, i'm searching for a fuck to give.

29

only
dead
fish
go
with
the
flow

34

There are a Million Way's To Say " I Love You"

"Put Your Seatbelt on"
" Watch Your Step"
" Get Some Rest"

You Just Have To Listen

61

If someone points at your black clothes and asks, whos funeral it is, you just look around the room, and answer, 'haven't decided yet.'

247

it's a good time to start something new. •

91

Get rich or drunk trying.

122

I don't really want it if I have to show you how to give it.

122

apparently, jokingly opening my legs open when the dentist says open wide is frowned upon in this establishment.

107

Last night I dreamed that there was a room full of people exactly like me!

I hated them all.

112

Today there is no same sex marriage, gay marriage or heterosexual marriage in America, just marriage.

116

I draw a line across your back to connect memories. Building bridges between the pain, the joy and the forgotten revelations. Sculpting future dreams from past feelings that were not mine to feel.
You're welcome.

84

I will never be a morning person.

The moon and i are too much in love.

176

your mind needs as much exercise as your body. thats why I think about jogging every day

152

Sarcasm and orgasm. Two things most people don't get. Those who do are smiling right now.

197

TOO BAD THERE ISN'T A VACCINE AGAINST STUPIDITY.

122

textual stimulation

65

my heart says: summer

my body says: no

203

The world is full of nice people. If you can't find one...

be one.

324

They tell me I'm weak, but I am strong. They tell me I'm worthless, but I am loved by many. They tell me I am nothing, but someday I'll be everything to someone.

252

If you're in a fairytale and you're a single woman over the age of 35, chances are you're evil.

224

may the bridges I burn light the way

205

Change is much more than just some coins in your pocket.

179

I don't have any bad habits.

I am good at all of them.

205

does running away from my problems count as jogging?

278

You know, long distance relationships are so hard, especially since my boyfriend lives in the future!

197

If we all pretend tomorrow is Sunday we might just get away with it.

172

When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.

249

You know you're getting old when your year of birth is no longer immediately visible in drop-down menus and you have to start scrolling down.

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See your beauty without a compliment or a mirror

179

happimess

177

Boldomatic 2.0 is now available for iOS and Android!

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"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."

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I wonder if I am single because of all these chain messages I didn't forward when I was twelve

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