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there must be some stupid reason why i think of you every day!

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I love her so much !!

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dont waste your time with explanations people only hear what they want to hear.

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wish u were here

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REALLY?

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If it is not on Facebook, its not important!

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Sorry!

The lifestyle you ordered is currently out of stock.

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I'm mad, you're mad, we're all mad...

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Roses are red. My name is Dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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Why?
Fuck you, that's why.

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Who said nights are for sleep?

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in the end...

you only regret the things you didn't do.

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today has been cancelled - go back to bed

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I just read that 4.154.237 people got married last year. Not to start any trouble. But it should be an even number.

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If Obama wins, I'm leaving the country. If Romney wins, I'm still leaving the country. This is not a political post, I just want to travel.

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complete with opposite meanings:

1) open - closed
2) over - under
3) oral - yes please

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Guys who try and pick up girls on Facebook are pathetic. Girls, if you agree, message me your number so we can talk about it.

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A girls sleepy voice is seriously the sexiest shit ever.

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Strangers have the best candy

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I'm on a seafood diet.
I see food and I eat it.

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Bombing for peace is like Fucking for Virginity.

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looking into the mirror and realizing how wasted you really are.

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my life is so much more interesting inside my head.

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BOLD AS FUCK

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People will stare, make it worth their while.

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bad decisions make good stories

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time is the greatest teacher; un-fortunately it kills all of it's students

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i licked it, so it's mine.

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a mosquito landed on my balls... hardest decision of my life

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I find the best way to get rid of telesales people is to ask them - "What are you wearing?"

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You look like I need another drink.

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Monday? I told you to fuck off last week

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its all shits and giggles til someone giggles and shits!

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Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

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Don't believe everything you think.

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You can't
make somebody love you.

You can only
stalk them
and hope for the best.

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Go ahead. Ignore my post.

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I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

157

YOU ARE UNIQUE,

JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

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my ambition is handi-capped by laziness.

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chances are, if you are reading this you are doing pretty well.

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HATE
GETTING FLASHBACKS FROM THINGS I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER

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If you obey all the rules,
you'll miss all the fun.

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Askhole- A person who constantly ask for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

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Remember when stalkers called themselves "secret admirers"?

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you can stay but your clothes must go*

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I don't suffer from insanity,
I enjoy every minute of it.

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men at
25 play football.
man at
40 play tennis.
man at
60 play golf.

have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller?

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lead me not into temptation.

i can find the way myself.

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never test the depth of the water with both feet.

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if only closed minds came with closed mouth

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If you fart in bed, remove the blanket first...
just sayin'...

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What is it called when you believe that you've figured out the meaning of life?

Stupidity.

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Think of a number between 0 and 20. Add 32 to it. Multiply by 2. Subtract 1. Now close your eyes.

It's dark, isn't it?

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A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!

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You can't say HAPPINESS without saying PENIS.

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IT'S SNOWING, QUICK TELL EVERYONE ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

#not

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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button

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Let's poop rainbows and ride unicorns into the sunset!

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I'LL STOP BEING A SARCASTIC BASTARD WHEN YOU STOP BEING A STUPID FUCK.

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I asked Santa for his list of naughty girls.

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Fuck this, I'm going to marry someone rich

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You make me wish I had more middle fingers.

184

Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it.

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add life to your days

not days to your life

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im not sick
this is excess awesome leaking out of me

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GOOD GIRLS ARE BAD GIRLS THAT NEVER GET CAUGHT

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I like work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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I SO CAN'T WAIT TO BE ASHAMED OF WHAT I DO THIS WEEKEND!

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I'm going to hell in every single religion.

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You're just jealous, because the voices only talk to me!

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21.12.12......

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When a pregnancy test confirms your worst fear: You're just fat.

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End of the World Contest
=====================

All time zones have reached the end and we have a winner!

Congratulations to svenz for his post "Dear America, we are all dead!
Love Australia.
btw hell has wifi."

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Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.

Unless you' re in prison.

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happiness is like peeing in your pants. everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.

168

Love is like farting.
If you have to force it, then it's probably shit.

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