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"DO NOT TOUCH"

MUST BE ONE OF THE MOST SCARIEST THINGS TO READ IN BRAILLE..

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Whenever I dance, people think I'm
looking for my keys.

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I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

250

Get rich or drunk trying.

122

We can, we always could. We just never knew if we would. Never knew we should...

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Waiter, there's a reflection of a sad and lonely man in my soup.

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Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance... the five stages of waking up.

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I'm not saying I did terrible things last night, but Satan woke up on my couch and won't make eye contact with me...

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A world

with a little less selfies

and a little more selfless.

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Noticing how beautiful the city lights are at night while getting chased by the cops.

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I would not want to be involved in a fight with a person who bleeds every month and still lives.

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I don't do drugs or drink.

At my age, I get the same effect just standing up too fast.

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Today a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.....apparently "in HD" was not the right answer...

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Make the party worth the hangover

121

New Yeah

59

WHOREIBLE.

60

only when a mosquito lands on your testicles, you realize there's a way to solve problems without using violence.

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lick
me
'till
ice cream

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Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

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Underfoot, wild mares
Undertones, laid bare
Under-skirt, mind swept
Breath caught, heart leapt
Free will, warm thighs
Wrought hands, moon-eyes
Collarbones, sharp sighs
Sweet sips, sunrise

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Be kind to unkind people, they need it the most.

19

-You can me once.
-Now we have the salad.
-You go me animally on the cookie.
-How horny is that then?
-This makes you so fast nobody after.
-Now I know how the bunny runs.
-Again what learned.

14

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.

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When the cockroaches are wearing party hats, it's time to clean the kitchen.

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A lot of people cry when they cut onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond.

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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

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The sex was so good even the neighbours had a cigarette.

283

in Denmark, we're so rich

we pay with crowns

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