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Sometimes,
the right words
just show up at
the right time.

131

i can cope with the voices in my head, it's the voices outside my head that bother me.

22

Coffee is the most important meal of the day.

39

My tiny toe helps me to find furniture
in the dark.

20

I don't like morning people.

Or mornings.

Or people.

42

I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.

30

I found my old Nokia phone from 1999.
It still has 83% battery life left.

60

That awkward moment when you're not sure if you actually have free time or if you're just forgetting everything.

60

I'm at that awkward age where half my friends are in love and having babies and the other half are too drunk to even find their phones.

43

I'm at that awkward age where half my friends are in love and having babies and the other half are too drunk to even find their phones.

187

Last night I dreamed that there was a room full of people exactly like me!

I hated them all.

46

Last night I dreamed that there was a room full of people exactly like me!

I hated them all.

112

blood under your nails or it didn't happen

89

Der Montag ist mein siebtliebster Wochentag.

25

Do you want me to tell you something really subversive?
Love IS everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for.
And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more. • Erica Jong

42

Unter der Dusche fast beim Gähnen ertrunken!

Leben am Limit!

54

Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.
*Pablo Picasso

19

perks of dating me:

-you'll be the hot one
-you'll be the funny one
-you'll be the smart one

26

cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.

30

Stuck somewhere between try harder and why bother.

31

My greatest talent is being able to watch 5 years worth of a tv show in one week.

40

You know what really turns me on?

Unprotected wi-fi

33

Past friendships haunt my phones contact list like ghosts. The names & numbers like epitaphs on gravestones.

132

Me: hey sorry I can't make it tomorrow.

Friend: aww what's wrong?

Me: I don't wanna come.

52

SOMETIMES YOU LOVE PEOPLE IN A LANGUAGE THEY CANNOT UNDERSTAND.

64

"I didn't fall in love with you. I walked into love with you, with my eyes wide open, choosing to take every step along the way. I do believe in fate and destiny, but I also believe we are only fated to do the things that we would choose anyway. And I'd choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred different worlds, in any version of reality, I'd find you and I'd choose you."

58

I think I could fall madly in bed with you!

64

Ich bin wach. Mehr möchte ich zu meinem jetzigen Zustand nicht sagen.

26

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle

344

I almost had an "I need a guy moment" but then I was able to get the vodka open.

234

Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. You know, like Wednesday.

46

Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house...

278

People keep asking me "how's it going" like I have any idea what's going on at any point.

184

And, sometimes, you've got to hold yourself, in the darkest night, and tell yourself that it's alright.

Sometimes, it's a lot of dark nights.

It's alright.
It's alright.
I promise.
It's alright.

69

I miss you.

That's all.

1

One day, someone is going to hold you so tight,
that all of your broken pieces fit back together.

69

I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY
AND MAYBE
A LITTLE BIT NAKED.

265

Break rules, not hearts.

121

You make me smile...

And also super horny, but that's not the point.

203

Quiet people have the loudest minds.

355

-¿Te cuento una historia?
-Dale.
-Erase una vez tú y yo.
-¿Eso es todo?
- Sí.
- ¿y no hay final?
- No, y esa es mi parte favorita.

2

life has no remote. get up and change it yourself.

9

It's gorgeous outside.
I think I'll take a nap.

50

Ich bin ein Sammler verpasster Gelegenheiten.

3

Between your
pages keep me
pressed like
a flower, a thing
to be saved.

-Tyler Knott Gregson

31

No matter how big your Rolex is, you won't have more time.

59

With great power, comes great need to take a nap.

40

Spring is that delightful time of year when I watch Netflix with a window open.

51

Every time I see your face it reminds me of you.

24

If you love something let it go.

If you don't love something, definitely let it go.

Basically, just drop everything.

Who cares.

26

does running away from my problems count as jogging?

100

others have sex in the kitchen, I eat in bed

367

With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything

363

WE HAVE
TOMORROWS
FOR A
REASON.

30

Brains are awesome.

I wish everybody had one.

92

No one has to understand.

I just thought you might.

That's all.

51

Of course I talk to myself.

Sometimes I need expert advice.

74

Mephobia...

Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everybody dies.

46

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