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stalking bolders on instagram

Fact: 6 in 9 people will see something dirty in this post.

Baby, I will stop loving you, when spongebob gets his driving license.

Reading everything in a dirty way.

so i had a dream i woke up in an aeroplane, and suddenly i realised that we were flying home. and then i woke up
in real life

we are stronger than any distance!

a woman knows the face of the man she loves as the sailor knows the open sea

we will never forget

wow. trending writer now. big hug to all of you!

there was joy & there was hurt

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

you take your life for granted

i have a secret

who wants to party?

voice your opinion or your opinion doesnt matter

omg i love you soo. you're the best

hug

friends are there to laugh at poor jokes

best friends are there to tell your jokes are horrible and to stfu

I dont give music a genre. I catorgize it by "like or dislike"

Im black.

From Philly.

Love county music.

IDGAF.

the way i talk to my best friend in public people would think we are worst enemies

Wake up and smell the cat food in your bank account.

FOR BESIDE!
Congraz ;-))))

The truth is, airports have seen more sincere kisses than wedding chapels, and hospital walls have heard more sincere prayers than churches.

Sometimes the person you want most, is the person you're are best without.

Good things come to those who wait.

Crap.

When I was a boy, my mom would send me to a corner shop with 1$ and I'd bring back 2 leaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, butter, cheese and some marmelade. You can't do that now... Too many fuckin' security cameras.

If I am ever in a coma and have to be connected to machines to be kept alive, someone please clear my browsing history.

If you can't achieve greatness, do small things in a great way.

So don't forget the mustard on my sandwich.

Real friends don't let you eat panda babies alone.

The future is bright!
I just need to find that bloody bottle opener.

NSA liked
a post
of yours

Drop the corporate chains... Time to misbehave!

Your AWESOMENESS ranges from NINJA to JEDI

Getting adult wasn't
planned

Stop making love.

It's time for a pillow fight!

E=MC2=Bold

It has been a long week... I need one of those hugs that turn into sex.

Menstrual cycle jokes are not funny. Period.

RELIGION IS LIKE A PENIS

It's okay to have one
It's okay to be proud of it

HOWEVER

Do not pull it out in public
Do not push it on children
Do not write laws with it
Do not think with it

I wish my life had background music
then I would know what the hell was going on

My brain is like "let's take things slow", while my penis is all like "let's fuck this bitch right now!"

My penis is such a dick.

Is it just me, or is it just me that says "is it just me" too often?

I love the weekend, but I hate when the week ends.

You're weird. I like you.

Always go to bed with a good book. Or with someone who just read one.

CHAOS

IS A
LIFESTYLE

life isn't nice or mean; it's real.

in reality nobody is afraid to say 'i love you'. everybody is afraid of the reaction after it.

I don't feel like doing anything today.

Except you, I'd do you.

There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge.

London

Life is like riding a bike.

To keep the balance you must keep moving.

swiss

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I'm still kind of pissed that they never did tell us how to get to Sesame Street!

If fantasy was realistic -
reality would be fantastic.

it is what it is. not what it could have been or what it should have been
- it is what it is.

Sex with an ex.

Same as if you shower and wear your dirty underwair again.

Lucky No 69

I accept chaos, I'm just not sure whether it accepts me.

Exhausted after a long, hard day of getting out of bed.

i went to a houseparty full of germans last night..

it pretty much felt like using this app

In the history of my life.....

Today will be known as worst hangover ever.

If something sounds ridiculous, then it's probably a good idea.

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum.

she turned her can'ts into cans and her dreams into plans

roses are red. violets are glorious. dont try to surprise oscar pistorius.

of course I talk to myself.

sometimes I need a professional opinion.

Give me summer.

Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.

It's a conspiracy and everyone has a motive

Yeah, yeah, get over it!

I am more pissed off than a midget with a yo-yo.

Can your inner child come out and play?

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i don't like to being told what to do unless i'm naked.

PROVE
YOU
EXIST

What happens in Vegas...
ends up on Facebook.

Good news always picks the slowest shipping method.

i dont trust joggers.
they're always the ones that find the dead bodies.
just saying...

DEATH
BEFORE
DECAF

I decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!

I want to spend time with you about as much as I want to suck on a shit flavored cactus.

WARNING

drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy

Weekends are like an orgasm.
It takes a lot to get there and when you finally did, it's over in no time...

TALKING SAYING LOUD NOTHING

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver so I could drink more and care less.

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.