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You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

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It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.

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You know it's cold out when you fall down and dent the ground with your nipples.

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I'm opening a gym called "Resolutions". It will have exercise equipment in it for the first two weeks, then it turns into a bar for the rest of the year.

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