Search for #hashtags, @writers or keywords

Posts Liked by Sandraerkul

I have seen the best of you, and the worst of you; and I choose both.

242

Sometimes, it's not
about how hard you work, how much
you want it, or what
you'll do to get it.

Sometimes, it's
about circumstance.

And sometimes, circumstance is shit.

37

Some mistakes are too much fun, to only make once.

30

«Send me
a pic of
you»

«U»

9

I don't exactly hate you. I just dislike you with an undying passion hotter than the fires of hell. oh, and I hope you get hit by a bus.

15

I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you have come into my life, I've changed my mind.

15

This 8yr old boy was screaming at the supermarket cause his mum wouldn't buy him a chocolate bar. So I bought a snickers and ate it in front of him.

14

im not actually funny. im really mean but people just think im joking.

18

Whoever invented Knock Knock jokes should get a 'no bell prize'.

28

Yeah I can take a joke, you're just not funny •

24

me: "I like to talk to myself"

me: "me too"

me: "haha, you're so funny.."

32

Hardest thing ever? Controlling your laughter at serious times.

25

men use love to get sex. women use sex to get love. I use coupons to get pizza

58

People who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can't even finish the joke because they're laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people...

30

CONGRATULATIONS

My tallest finger wants to give you a
standing ovation.

33

our phones fall down, we panic.

our friends fall down, we laugh.

36

TREAT ME LIKE A JOKE, AND I'LL LEAVE YOU LIKE IT'S FUNNY.....

82

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!

64

-Police: 'Knock Knock'
-Me: Who is it?
-Police: It's the Police!
-Me: What do you want?
-P: We just wanna talk.
-M: How many of you are there?
-P: 2
-M: Then Talk to each other

102

Yeah, you're pretty from a distance...
at night... under a rock.

83

sleep is for people without internet access

58

don't give up on your dreams.

keep sleeping.

155

My love is like a candle.

If you forget me, I'll burn your house down.

136

I am one Candy Crush invite away from murdering someone.

90

i play the keyboard in a band called the internet

88

Dear Ex..

When you see me, i want you to recognize what you had, regret what you've lost, and realize what you're never getting back.

Sincerly Me

132

I like to be alone.
But I would rather be alone with you.

270

I love making people who don't like me hate me more by just being me.

119

I HOPE YOUR DAY IS AS NICE AS YOUR BUTT

250

My internet was down for 5 minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family.

They seem like nice people.

356

You look like something
I draw with my left hand.

959

left my headphones at home. now l need to socialize

19

I liked it better when we liked each other.

34

I'm dating two guys: Ben and Jerry.

25

We can't be friends if you don't understand my sarcasm •

38

The worst enemies are the ones that used to be friends •

44

You know you are getting old when happy hour is a nap.

171

use things and love people

not

use people and love things

34

Life is an adventure, not a guided tour!

58

I don't have a lot of friends.

I just know a lot of people.

30

there's no "we" in "food"

29

I only accept apologies in cash

20

Tears are words that need to be written

18

I love wearing sunglasses.

Am I looking at your face?

Am I looking at your ass?

No one know.

49

When you're serious, they're mad.
When you're joking, they're mad.
I think they're just mad.
And not in a good way.

Fuck 'em.

And not in a good way.

29

you know what really turns me on

unprotected

wifi

45

I don't have exes,
I have holes in the backyard.

55

ladies, if you think your man is cheating take him to that bitch's frontdoor and see if his wifi connects automatically

108

Show a girl you don't care and she'll chase you. Show a woman you don't care and she'll replace you.

51

We've been together for so long, and yet I feel like you don't know me at all.
I've finally found someone who laughs at my jokes.

So, I'm sorry Facebook, it's not you..
It's Bold.

57

show more

About Help Contact Copyright Privacy Terms