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Don't judge a person for drinking and swearing, judge the quiet sober ones.
Those fuckers are up to something.

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DEJA POO

the feeling you've heard this crap before.

2

REAL HEROES
DON'T WEAR
CAPES.

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I am terribly sad about the loss of David Bowie. He was surrealistically talented, funny, and kind.

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MAY
YOUR
CHOICES
REFLECT
YOUR
HOPES
NOT
YOUR
FEARS

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be mine or make me yours

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i have trust issues because people have lying issues.

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I don't care about Disney lying about Prince Charming.

I'm more upset about forest creatures and their unwillingness to clean my house.

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There are two kinds of people in life: Those who walk into a room and say "Well here I am" and those who walk into a room and say "Ahh there you are"

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Even if there was no gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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When you start looking at people's hearts instead of their face, life becomes clear.

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If you ever see me smiling I either just had really good sex or set something on fire, which is more likely.

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You better hope that Santa doesn't see your browser history

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I'm not great at advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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I'm not great at advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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If you think the Mount Everest is high, come and see my Mount Laundry!

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I know the voices aren't real but man do they come up with some great ideas

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