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Relationship status:

In a committed relationship with Netflix and Chinese food.

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My life is a constant battle between my love of food and wanting abs.

21

I have the simplest of tastes, only the best will do..
Oscar Wilde

3

Remember when
phones were dumb and people were smart?

(Retorical question.)

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i know it's cheesy, but i feel grate!

17

FREE HUGS

[$50 to let go]

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Living faster than the speed of regret.

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Try to be less of a fucking piece of shit than you were yesterday.

- Buddha

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If at first you don't succeed, just get used to it.

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I'm kind of a lady, but definitely more of a weirdo.

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more bad decisions

more good stories

3

I'm not lazy

I'm saving energy

2

The year is 6969.
No one can stop giggling. Humanity dies out.

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Ooh yeah baby, ignore me harder. Ooh yeah right there, don't text back.

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Not all taken are in love.

13

PESSIMIST: Dark tunnel
OPTIMIST: Light at the end of the tunnel.
REALIST: A train.

TRAIN OPERATOR: 3 idiots standing on the tracks.

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I can't tell if I'm hungry, but better eat just in case.

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I dont need to flirt, I will seduce you with my awkwardness.

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It's gorgeous outside.
I think I'll take a nap.

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I couldn't hear the TV so I had to stop eating chips.

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Happiness is...
someone reposted
something of yours.

26

more bad decisions

more good stories

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While waiting for the right person, have fun with the wrong one.

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I'm not ignoring your calls. I just enjoy my ringtone.

95

Of course your opinion matters,

Just not to me.

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Dad, you've always been like a father to me.

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Me: for Christmas I
want a unicorn.

Santa: be realistic!

Me: ok I want a
boyfriend.

Santa: what colour do
you want your
unicorn?

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I'm not lazy

I'm saving energy

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a camel can work for 7 days without drinking.

I can drink for 7 days without working ;-)

#whoistheboss

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I
WILL
NOT
KEEP CALM
&
YOU
CAN
FUCK OFF

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