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If you think education is expensive

You should try the cost of ignorance

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Word of the day:

Eccedentesiast

-Someone who hides behind a smile.

14

When you try your hardest not to be a fucker, but everyone you deal with is a fucker, so you end up being a bigger fucker just to outfuck the fuckers.

93

Don't forget to neglect your real life while trying to make strangers on the internet laugh today.

76

Linux, I love you.

11

Keeping it real is the real illusion.

61

Always remember to fall asleep with a dream and wake up with a purpose

93

Between what is said and not meant, and what is meant and not said, most of love is lost.

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The mystery of human existence lies not in just staying alive, but in finding something to live for.

31

Sometimes, you just have to play the role of fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you.

131

I LIKE PEOPLE WITH EMOTIONAL AND INTELLECTUAL DEPTH, PEOPLE THAT SPEAK WITH PASSION FROM THEIR INNER TWISTED MIND.

27

happiness sometimes sneaks in through a door you did not know you left open...

95

Nothing haunts
us like
the things we don't say.

45

the older you get the more you appreciate being at home not doing a fucking thing.

41

Don't judge a person for drinking and swearing, judge the quiet sober ones.
Those fuckers are up to something.

31

Try and explain
character.
To someone
who has none.

31

Soda became vodka, bikes became cars, kisses became sex.

Remember when dad's shoulders were the highest place on earth, and mom was your hero?

Race issues were about who ran the fastest, war was only a card game. The most pain you felt was when you skinned your knees, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow.

And we couldn't wait to grow up!

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If you have the vibrate level on your phone turned up so high that the whole floor can hear it, doesn't that defeat the purpose of you muting your ringer?

And ignoring it when it rings? Seriously?

6

Don't burn any bridges, because not even you can walk on water.

37

I will stop wearing black when another colour becomes equally as dark.

97

We are all a work in progress. Those who quit should worry.

86

I love you
as certain
dark things are
to be loved,
in secret,
between
the shadow
and the soul.

106

somedays I wish I was a golden retriever in an upper class family

21

stores on october 31st:
BOOO! SpoO0oky!
Trick or treat!

stores on november 1st:
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS, JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING-TINGLING, SANTA CLAUSE IS COMING TO TOWN

13

It's funny we say "oh man"
to express disappointment

because men are disappointing

27

Most people have X's

I have a bunch of Y's & WTF's

93

We're expecting 2 or 3 feet of drama tonight, with bullshit blowing in from everywhere. High possibility of "go, fuck yourself" at late night.

92

I'll probably be too lazy to haunt people after I die.

46

Yesterday I lost a good friend to a tragic accident. They got their finger caught in a wedding ring.

114

Worry is a down payment on a problem you may never have.

104

Sitting in a bar having drinks with a friend...
I casually pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and said " That's us in ten years".

He said "That's a mirror, dipshit!"

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s i g o i
o s c
m d b u
e o j e l
t u t
i t s d
m h t i
e i f
s n t f

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I don't believe in guilty pleasures. If you fucking like something,

like it.

104

TEXTROVERT

(n) a person who feels more comfortable talking over text than to your face.

35

Put someone's genitals into your mouth and no one bats an eye

eat a chip off the ground and everyone loses their minds.

95

It takes a lot to make me angry, but some people know exactly how to piss me off within 0.2 seconds

30

Isn't it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like "I don't know how to hold a pencil."

25

The most difficult thing to read is time.

Maybe because it changes so many things.

12

Sometimes,
the right words
just show up at
the right time.

131

I will never be a morning person.

The moon and i are too much in love.

176

I've been waiting all winter to start complaining about the summer heat.

55

Yours is the only meat I'll ever put in my body.

27

shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is

18

Don't forget that blow jobs are like flowers to men.

28

No matter how good of a women you are, you will never be good enough for a man who isn't 'ready.'

36

Four major versions in 25 years, who does Linus think he is? He's drunk with power!

7

I want someone who'll sit on a rooftop with me at 2am & tell me their fav songs and their family problems, & how they think the earth was made.

20

One day, I will solve my problems with maturity.

Today, however, it will be with alcohol.

219

don't let your affection
give you an infection.

put some protection
on that erection.

47

My worst fear is laughing at a joke I don't understand and having someone ask me to explain it.

44

Isn't it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?

56

If we talk after 12, our convos will get real personal.

12:00am: I like mac & cheese.

12:01am: I killed a man once.

31

When people start praying before a meal,
I close my eyes and imagine how cold my food is getting.

7

All your Instagrams of food may explain why you're skinnier in every Throwback Thursday picture.

20

what if the coins you randomly find at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent?

50

I can't remember what I had for breakfast today so how the fuck am I going to remember Henry VIII's foreign policy in 1538

30

I've gotten out of bed 365 days a year for over 17 years now, that's over 5800 sit-ups and not one ab to show for it.

44

i have this bumper sticker that says "honk if you think i'm sexy" and then i wait at green lights until i feel better about myself.

171

You have no idea how many times I've tried to tell you the truth through my jokes.

36

I whisper "what the fuck" to myself at least 20 times a day.

29

Singing to a song you don't really know... But that 15 second part you do know is coming and your gonna own that shit.

42

We
all
have
that
one
friend
that
we
greet
with
an
insult.

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MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT,
MAYBE IT'S AN INSTAGRAM FILTER.

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