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I want to go down on you and make you extremely happy.
Then I want to come back up slowly and fuck you real good and hard.

Yours Truly,
Gas Prices

13

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus and Poo is from Uranus.

6

Oh, you're straight? Well, so is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.

6

My gay friend got fired from the sperm bank because they caught him drinking on the job.

7

Confidence is the present tense of hope.

18

I can see beerly now the brain has gone.

16

You can't be late until you show up

25

Maybe We Should Call Schools Uteruses So Republicans Will Care About Kids Dying In Them

17

My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.

18

I was going to make a joke about homosexuality, butt fuck it.

11

Love & eggs are best when they're fresh.

19

Work like you don't need the money.
Or like you've already spent it. Whatever.

26

live your dream

but shut up!

22

the little things do matter.

54

Mi casa es tu casa but not so with the queen of the castle

38

The
obvious
is so

not

32

Some thoughts are so private that you only share them with a therapist or 17.000 people on the Internet.

56

feed a fever, starve a cold, fuck the flu

35

Everything that comes from the earth eventually returns

30

Rainbows are roads between dreams

43

DON'T WORRY
IT ONLY SEEMS KINKY THE FIRST TIME

47

Ups...just got caught peeing in the swimming pool. The damn lifeguard shouted so loud, I almost fell in.

59

I love gay people.
Or as I sometimes call them, "people."

107

IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE DIFFERENT, DON'T EVER CHANGE.

110

nowhere

now here

24

A writer is simply a photographer of thoughts.

71

Looks like it's going to be another exhausting day of judging people and pretending to listen.

63

People's eyes tell me more than their mouths.

60

When you get angry, take a deep breath and count to ten.

When you get to eight, throw a punch.

No one ever expects that.

77

Collective madness is called sanity.

56

To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.

44

Its sad when a man falls on his own sword and completely misses the point.

35

The man who invented autocorrect has died.

Restaurant in Peace

78

next time I start to develop a crush on anyone , just please stub me in the heart and duct tape my vagina !

43

Ironic how heavy an empty heart is.

65

Here's to trust not slipping on its own expectation and landing on the ass of hope - again

34

Maybe I will stop wanting what other people have once I see that I have what other people want.

61

My terrible
sense of
direction
is what took
me where
I needed to be.

48

You have to manage your anger around people who can't manage their stupidity.

73

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